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Namea

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36, Herpetologist, Mom, wife, gamer, certified silly goose.

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Namea • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

30 Spicy, Wild, And Disturbing Workplace Incidents That HR People Had To Sort Out

Probably mormon but all clergy are corrupt and almost all youth leaders in churches are pedophiles.

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

Meanwhile I'm desperate for a therapist that gives feedback instead of just letting me word vomit.

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Namea • upvoted 12 items 1 month ago

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

That rich kid "earned" everything that was given to them through hard work. Poor people are just jealous and hate rich people. /s

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Burn baby burn 🔥

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

That rich kid "earned" everything that was given to them through hard work. Poor people are just jealous and hate rich people. /s

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Burn baby burn 🔥

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Men can only claim they operate "without emotions, based on hard facts and logic" because they've thoroughly convinced the society anger is not an emotion

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Dating minors I guess is a pretty bad one. Otherwise, why not enjoy your limited time on earth.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Sadly, so true.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

People in my country who work overtime at Walmart qualify for food stamps. And that is embarrassing

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic,"

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

ReAl mEN dOn't HavE uMbReLlaS.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

That's not a dimple anymore, it's a fully grown dimpling

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

probably the most true statement ever written

58 Times People Got Fired And Everyone Was Left Stunned

Then explain to me why most morgues employ women. Go on. I’ll wait

58 Times People Got Fired And Everyone Was Left Stunned

All men. Each and every one.

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Namea • commented on 15 posts 2 months ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

My Dad can do that. I'm insanely jealous!

79 Ink Fails That Turned Questionable Ideas Into Permanent Regrets (New Pics)

Apparently to her so is intelligence.

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

My Dad can do that. I'm insanely jealous!

79 Ink Fails That Turned Questionable Ideas Into Permanent Regrets (New Pics)

Apparently to her so is intelligence.

This Online Group Is Where People Share Badass Stuff That They Didn't Know Even Existed (50 Pics)

I have one of these in my car for the Aldi quarter.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

So you prefer cheesy voice acting, unrealistic dialog and bad animation because then you dont have to see diversity.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I like 2007 levels of tech. No further than 2010 though except maybe gaming.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

My car has that...

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I HATE silver cars. I always want to have a bright one forever. My current car is tomato coloured.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I'm 36, my sisters are 40 and 41. We had a landline my entire life (My parents removed it from their house only like 10 years ago.) I had a Walkman too and a boom box that played tapes. My son is 14 and has my old digital camera, he loves it.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

They always freaked me out!

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Yep. A full cart is a once a year trip because even a week of sparse generic brand groceries is 150 bucks. My kid and spouse are lactose intolerant, their milk is 7 bucks a gallon.

People Are Sharing The Pics They Received From Delivery Drivers And These 55 Are Absolutely Hilarious

The barbaric 3rd world country that is the U.S doesn't protect expectant parents. We can be fired for calling out of requesting pregnancy leave and after the baby is born we get 3 weeks of paid maternity leave. It's so bad that jobs point out having a semi-private area to pump as a serious luxury perk.

15 Before-And-After Photos Of Celebs Who Replaced Regular Botox With “Lip Flip” For A New Kind Of Look

She looks literally disgusting. That botched b**b job.

15 Before-And-After Photos Of Celebs Who Replaced Regular Botox With “Lip Flip” For A New Kind Of Look

They really don't. It looks like hot dogs glued to their faces.

50 Women Who Made Creepy Men Immediately Regret Their Life Decisions Through Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I'm autistic and a herpetologist so this would have worked on me and then I'd have been so annoyed to see a peen instead of a cute snake.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

This isnt a correct photo. This picture is of Andrew Godsen who went missing at age 14 in 2007 and was never found.

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Namea • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

He must have gotten a Babel fish from Douglas Adams.

People Tend To Overshare In Facebook Groups And Here Are 61 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Posts

The career of a scientist is so demanding that I solved my scientist sim's problems by giving her an alien sim as a boyfriend. Their marriage is purely for convenience and the alien boyfriend had two children as a result of the pollination unit abductions. The scientist is doing science while the alien husband is a stay-at-home dad. The children are already in university and the scientist sim's younger clone lives in the same neighborhood because she wanted to continue spreading her polygon genes. Sims players are truly a category of their own among gamers.

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Hey Pandas, Share Non-Furry Pet Funnies (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Non-Furry Pet Funnies (Closed)

Namea • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

83 Unexpected Cat Cameos In Movies You Probably Missed The First Time

Justice for mustache.

83 Unexpected Cat Cameos In Movies You Probably Missed The First Time

He was always supposed to be orange, his name was buttercup! I dunno why they had a tux play him anyway, it's such an easy little thing to not eff up...

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

I have a PhD and have been on foodstamps before.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Someone doesn't know what friendship is.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Clearly he hasn't seen what grown men do when they lose video games...

58 Times People Got Fired And Everyone Was Left Stunned

He s****************d a patient and the police weren't involved? Was she informed? She better have been.

50 Photos That Perfectly Capture Life In The USA

Didn't even spring for Crayola.

50 Photos That Perfectly Capture Life In The USA

Ask to be switched to a free account for loyalty. If you've banked with them over a year they'll do it. I've had the same free account with them for 13 years.

"Full Of Free Water": 38 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

On the little luggage rack, in the bathtub, or on the dresser.

30 Spicy, Wild, And Disturbing Workplace Incidents That HR People Had To Sort Out

Probably mormon but all clergy are corrupt and almost all youth leaders in churches are pedophiles.

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

Meanwhile I'm desperate for a therapist that gives feedback instead of just letting me word vomit.

Namea • commented on 9 posts 2 months ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

My Dad can do that. I'm insanely jealous!

79 Ink Fails That Turned Questionable Ideas Into Permanent Regrets (New Pics)

Apparently to her so is intelligence.

This Online Group Is Where People Share Badass Stuff That They Didn't Know Even Existed (50 Pics)

I have one of these in my car for the Aldi quarter.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

So you prefer cheesy voice acting, unrealistic dialog and bad animation because then you dont have to see diversity.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I like 2007 levels of tech. No further than 2010 though except maybe gaming.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

My car has that...

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I HATE silver cars. I always want to have a bright one forever. My current car is tomato coloured.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

They always freaked me out!

Namea • upvoted 14 items 1 month ago

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

That's not a dimple anymore, it's a fully grown dimpling

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

People in my country who work overtime at Walmart qualify for food stamps. And that is embarrassing

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

That rich kid "earned" everything that was given to them through hard work. Poor people are just jealous and hate rich people. /s

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Men can only claim they operate "without emotions, based on hard facts and logic" because they've thoroughly convinced the society anger is not an emotion

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

ReAl mEN dOn't HavE uMbReLlaS.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic,"

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Sadly, so true.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Dating minors I guess is a pretty bad one. Otherwise, why not enjoy your limited time on earth.

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

Burn baby burn 🔥

50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks

probably the most true statement ever written

58 Times People Got Fired And Everyone Was Left Stunned

All men. Each and every one.

58 Times People Got Fired And Everyone Was Left Stunned

Then explain to me why most morgues employ women. Go on. I’ll wait

50 Photos That Perfectly Capture Life In The USA

What you won't find in Alabama is a woman's right to choose her healthcare self decisions. IVF is also in the chopping block as well.

“This Doesn't Add Up": Woman Claps Back At Haters Who Don't Get How She Can Have A "Handsome" And "Physically Fit" Husband

So because she's bigger than him, she's not worthy of his love?! What are all these skinny people doing that makes them better than her, except for being skinny? They know nothing about her. Good for her for not letting the bullies stay anonymous, and calling them out. I wouldn't have the mental strength or patience to deal with all that hate. And she even tries to educate them....Seems like all they have are their thin bodies...What happens when they gain weight, and god forbid become fat..

Namea • upvoted 6 items 2 months ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

He must have gotten a Babel fish from Douglas Adams.

People Tend To Overshare In Facebook Groups And Here Are 61 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Posts

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

And then we'd be two kids to a computer, attempting to draw circles and lines in logo and basic. For fun we'd get to drown in a flood in an entirely text based Oregon trail

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

These days..a small grocery bag is worth (if you're lucky!) at least, a £100 quid!

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Ahem. Steve Irwin, 100% good guy who suffered a tragic end. But: he was following in the footsteps of David Attenborough - who has the great good fortune to still be broadcasting wholesomeness. I do miss Jim Henson. (if you don't know about David Attenborough - well, his brother Richard had a starring role in Jurassic Park. 😉 Link follows)

People Are Sharing The Pics They Received From Delivery Drivers And These 55 Are Absolutely Hilarious

That's "I hate my job, and instead of getting another one like an adult I throw a temper tantrum and make a stranger suffer for my own incompetence"

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