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Namea • commented on a post 1 day ago

30 Spicy, Wild, And Disturbing Workplace Incidents That HR People Had To Sort Out

Probably mormon but all clergy are corrupt and almost all youth leaders in churches are pedophiles.

Namea • commented on a post 2 days ago

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

Meanwhile I'm desperate for a therapist that gives feedback instead of just letting me word vomit.

Namea • commented on a post 1 week ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

My Dad can do that. I'm insanely jealous!

Namea • upvoted an item 1 week ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

He must have gotten a Babel fish from Douglas Adams.

Namea • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

79 Ink Fails That Turned Questionable Ideas Into Permanent Regrets (New Pics)

Apparently to her so is intelligence.

This Online Group Is Where People Share Badass Stuff That They Didn't Know Even Existed (50 Pics)

I have one of these in my car for the Aldi quarter.

Namea • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

People Tend To Overshare In Facebook Groups And Here Are 61 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Posts

The career of a scientist is so demanding that I solved my scientist sim's problems by giving her an alien sim as a boyfriend. Their marriage is purely for convenience and the alien boyfriend had two children as a result of the pollination unit abductions. The scientist is doing science while the alien husband is a stay-at-home dad. The children are already in university and the scientist sim's younger clone lives in the same neighborhood because she wanted to continue spreading her polygon genes. Sims players are truly a category of their own among gamers.

Namea • commented on 25 posts 3 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

So you prefer cheesy voice acting, unrealistic dialog and bad animation because then you dont have to see diversity.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I like 2007 levels of tech. No further than 2010 though except maybe gaming.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

So you prefer cheesy voice acting, unrealistic dialog and bad animation because then you dont have to see diversity.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I like 2007 levels of tech. No further than 2010 though except maybe gaming.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

My car has that...

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I HATE silver cars. I always want to have a bright one forever. My current car is tomato coloured.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I'm 36, my sisters are 40 and 41. We had a landline my entire life (My parents removed it from their house only like 10 years ago.) I had a Walkman too and a boom box that played tapes. My son is 14 and has my old digital camera, he loves it.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

They always freaked me out!

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Yep. A full cart is a once a year trip because even a week of sparse generic brand groceries is 150 bucks. My kid and spouse are lactose intolerant, their milk is 7 bucks a gallon.

People Are Sharing The Pics They Received From Delivery Drivers And These 55 Are Absolutely Hilarious

The barbaric 3rd world country that is the U.S doesn't protect expectant parents. We can be fired for calling out of requesting pregnancy leave and after the baby is born we get 3 weeks of paid maternity leave. It's so bad that jobs point out having a semi-private area to pump as a serious luxury perk.

15 Before-And-After Photos Of Celebs Who Replaced Regular Botox With “Lip Flip” For A New Kind Of Look

She looks literally disgusting. That botched b**b job.

15 Before-And-After Photos Of Celebs Who Replaced Regular Botox With “Lip Flip” For A New Kind Of Look

They really don't. It looks like hot dogs glued to their faces.

50 Women Who Made Creepy Men Immediately Regret Their Life Decisions Through Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I'm autistic and a herpetologist so this would have worked on me and then I'd have been so annoyed to see a peen instead of a cute snake.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

This isnt a correct photo. This picture is of Andrew Godsen who went missing at age 14 in 2007 and was never found.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

That and not believing in mental health care. Her husband was told after she had postpartum that she shouldn't have another child but their religion requires a woman to have as many as she can so he continued to pressure her into it and refused to get her help because "God provides!"

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

The atrocities committed by American soldiers who get called heroes are haunting. My brother was in Afghanistan and he is still tortured by the things that he saw men he called friends do. When reporting these crimes he was brutally shut down, retaliated against, and threatened. The U.S military is nothing more than a government sponsored death squad.

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Namea • upvoted 8 items 3 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Ahem. Steve Irwin, 100% good guy who suffered a tragic end. But: he was following in the footsteps of David Attenborough - who has the great good fortune to still be broadcasting wholesomeness. I do miss Jim Henson. (if you don't know about David Attenborough - well, his brother Richard had a starring role in Jurassic Park. 😉 Link follows)

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

And then we'd be two kids to a computer, attempting to draw circles and lines in logo and basic. For fun we'd get to drown in a flood in an entirely text based Oregon trail

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

And then we'd be two kids to a computer, attempting to draw circles and lines in logo and basic. For fun we'd get to drown in a flood in an entirely text based Oregon trail

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

These days..a small grocery bag is worth (if you're lucky!) at least, a £100 quid!

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

Why are you using pictures of missing child, Andrew Gosden?

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

The picture is not related to this story. The boy in the photo is Andrew Gosden who has been missing since 2007. He travelled from his home in Doncaster to London where he disappeared. The second image is an age progression.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

She was 15 when she had the child. I can't help but think that maybe offering her abortion or at least help in being a mother might have prevented this.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

This sho.oting is what made me throw my hands up and go, ''Right. I'm finished with America.'' If the gun laws didn't change after Sandy Hook, I finally accepted they never will. The NRA has a stranglehold on the government, and the people love their frikkin firearms above human lives.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

When people ask, "whats the harm in believing in a religion? - This. This is the kind of harm that can result.

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Namea • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Share Non-Furry Pet Funnies (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Non-Furry Pet Funnies (Closed)

Namea • commented on a post 1 day ago

30 Spicy, Wild, And Disturbing Workplace Incidents That HR People Had To Sort Out

Probably mormon but all clergy are corrupt and almost all youth leaders in churches are pedophiles.

Namea • commented on a post 2 days ago

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

Meanwhile I'm desperate for a therapist that gives feedback instead of just letting me word vomit.

Namea • commented on a post 1 week ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

My Dad can do that. I'm insanely jealous!

Namea • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

79 Ink Fails That Turned Questionable Ideas Into Permanent Regrets (New Pics)

Apparently to her so is intelligence.

This Online Group Is Where People Share Badass Stuff That They Didn't Know Even Existed (50 Pics)

I have one of these in my car for the Aldi quarter.

Namea • commented on 15 posts 3 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

So you prefer cheesy voice acting, unrealistic dialog and bad animation because then you dont have to see diversity.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I like 2007 levels of tech. No further than 2010 though except maybe gaming.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

My car has that...

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

I HATE silver cars. I always want to have a bright one forever. My current car is tomato coloured.

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

They always freaked me out!

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

Yep. A full cart is a once a year trip because even a week of sparse generic brand groceries is 150 bucks. My kid and spouse are lactose intolerant, their milk is 7 bucks a gallon.

People Are Sharing The Pics They Received From Delivery Drivers And These 55 Are Absolutely Hilarious

15 Before-And-After Photos Of Celebs Who Replaced Regular Botox With “Lip Flip” For A New Kind Of Look

She looks literally disgusting. That botched b**b job.

15 Before-And-After Photos Of Celebs Who Replaced Regular Botox With “Lip Flip” For A New Kind Of Look

They really don't. It looks like hot dogs glued to their faces.

50 Women Who Made Creepy Men Immediately Regret Their Life Decisions Through Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I'm autistic and a herpetologist so this would have worked on me and then I'd have been so annoyed to see a peen instead of a cute snake.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

This isnt a correct photo. This picture is of Andrew Godsen who went missing at age 14 in 2007 and was never found.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

35 Things That Get A Lot Of Hate But It's Undeserved

If it has nothing to do with you why care? They just want to live happy lives like anyone else.

Namea • upvoted an item 4 hours ago

“This Doesn't Add Up": Woman Claps Back At Haters Who Don't Get How She Can Have A "Handsome" And "Physically Fit" Husband

So because she's bigger than him, she's not worthy of his love?! What are all these skinny people doing that makes them better than her, except for being skinny? They know nothing about her. Good for her for not letting the bullies stay anonymous, and calling them out. I wouldn't have the mental strength or patience to deal with all that hate. And she even tries to educate them....Seems like all they have are their thin bodies...What happens when they gain weight, and god forbid become fat..

Namea • upvoted an item 1 week ago

33 Times People Observed Strange Displays Of Intelligence That Totally Caught Them Off Guard

He must have gotten a Babel fish from Douglas Adams.

Namea • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

People Tend To Overshare In Facebook Groups And Here Are 61 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Posts

Namea • upvoted 17 items 3 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

And then we'd be two kids to a computer, attempting to draw circles and lines in logo and basic. For fun we'd get to drown in a flood in an entirely text based Oregon trail

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

These days..a small grocery bag is worth (if you're lucky!) at least, a £100 quid!

This Instagram Account Shares Memes From The ’90s, Here Are The 95 Most Nostalgic Ones (New Pics)

People Are Sharing The Pics They Received From Delivery Drivers And These 55 Are Absolutely Hilarious

That's "I hate my job, and instead of getting another one like an adult I throw a temper tantrum and make a stranger suffer for my own incompetence"

15 Before-And-After Photos Of Celebs Who Replaced Regular Botox With “Lip Flip” For A New Kind Of Look

A woman saying trump r***d her at 13 said he told her she reminded him of his daughter.

50 Women Who Made Creepy Men Immediately Regret Their Life Decisions Through Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I dated a 32 m when I was 19f . I dropped him because he was such a baby. I was dating an older man because i thought he would be more " mature".

50 Women Who Made Creepy Men Immediately Regret Their Life Decisions Through Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

There are a lot of folks who are/were se‍x‍ually active in their teens, so conceivably (ha!) a 39 year old could be a parent to a 20 year old.

50 Women Who Made Creepy Men Immediately Regret Their Life Decisions Through Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Age gaps are only okay if you're both fully developed, consenting adults. So at least both 25+, preferably older. And being hit on by someone (almost) old enough to be your dad is just eww.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

She was 15 when she had the child. I can't help but think that maybe offering her abortion or at least help in being a mother might have prevented this.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

Why are you using pictures of missing child, Andrew Gosden?

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

When people ask, "whats the harm in believing in a religion? - This. This is the kind of harm that can result.

“Something Out Of A Nightmare”: 83 Disturbing Real-Life Facts That Might Haunt Your Mind (New Pics)

34 Fascinating Facts About The Human Body That Not Many Of Us Are Actually Aware Of

The skin can heal over, especially a small hole like a piercing, but the cartilage is still damaged.

34 Fascinating Facts About The Human Body That Not Many Of Us Are Actually Aware Of

Well, if you put a sanitary napkin over it, it will heal immediately. I'm sure women world wide would k**l to know what brand it was that stops bleeding that fast! :)

34 Fascinating Facts About The Human Body That Not Many Of Us Are Actually Aware Of

And if you get grazed by a 5.56mm bullet you will be missing the top of your ear. And if IF miraculously you kept the part of your ear, the dr would sew the bandage in, not put a little diaper on it. You would definitely need stitches which would result in a scar.

34 Fascinating Facts About The Human Body That Not Many Of Us Are Actually Aware Of

Yep. Especially if there's 0 scar tissue.

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