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I recently lost my house in a fire, and I asked a buddy of mine if I could stay over at his place until I get back on my feet. He said I could stay as long as I needed, rent-free. That took some stress off my shoulders, but I still had a lot to deal with. About 3 weeks in, while I was out getting groceries for us, he texted me that I should leave. He said he’s missing his space, and he wants to have a girl over, so it’s weird when I’m there. He packed my stuff as we were texting. I’ve previously let this “friend” live at my place for 2 years and didn’t charge a cent. I’m completely ending our friendship over this situation.

Science-Answers-Answered-Completely-Wrong
Is this almost perfectly circular island man-made?
dogninja8:
No, it's a fake island put there by the map maker to see if anyone is copying his map.
anonymous:
That's Antaracataca you dumb potatoe.
RamsesThePigeon:
That's not an island... but I suspect you knew as much.
No, that's a flying saucer. It's been hovering over the Earth for centuries, but it moves from place to place, which is why different maps show it in different locations.

Science-Answers-Answered-Completely-Wrong
Is this almost perfectly circular island man-made?
dogninja8:
No, it's a fake island put there by the map maker to see if anyone is copying his map.
anonymous:
That's Antaracataca you dumb potatoe.
RamsesThePigeon:
That's not an island... but I suspect you knew as much.
No, that's a flying saucer. It's been hovering over the Earth for centuries, but it moves from place to place, which is why different maps show it in different locations.

MaleficentGift5490 reply
That men and women view things like fairness, equality, intention, etc; totally differently. And that boys really need to start playing house more.

Significant-Chip879 reply
When we first lived together, I would do all the laundry and noticed all her undies had discharge and assumed she was aroused all the time but never wanted to do anything with me. Boy was I wrong and embarrassed.

TwinkieWinky420 reply
The things that men do to impress women mostly just impress other men. Most women don’t actually give a s**t about your car, your abs, your muscles, your d**k size, etc.

OujiSamaOG reply
Periods are no joke.
The pain, cramping, headaches. It’s like having a flu once a month. Idk how women work full time like this.
Obviously not all women get strong period symptoms, but still.

Science-Answers-Answered-Completely-Wrong
Is this almost perfectly circular island man-made?
dogninja8:
No, it's a fake island put there by the map maker to see if anyone is copying his map.
anonymous:
That's Antaracataca you dumb potatoe.
RamsesThePigeon:
That's not an island... but I suspect you knew as much.
No, that's a flying saucer. It's been hovering over the Earth for centuries, but it moves from place to place, which is why different maps show it in different locations.











