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50 Misandrist Memes That Hilariously Call Out Male Entitlement (New Pics)

Acting in a way to make the light disappear from someon'es eye (no matter the gender), I find it cruel, borderline sadistic. Do you really have to kill that person's joy?

Gaby Almodovar • upvoted an item 2 years ago

“15 Minutes”: 40 Ex-Employees Share The Quickest They Have Ever Left A Job

tldr; the chef made me do the job i was hired to do so i quit.

Gaby Almodovar • commented on a post 2 years ago

40 Harrowing Stories Of People Ruining Their Lives Over 1 Mistake

All those problems with refugees, racism, human trafficking, drugs you also have in USA on a larger scale. On top: your land-of-the-free country doesn't give a shít about your well-being, not even at a minimum level, offering universal healthcare, education, worker's-right, retirement .... An plus: no one european nation poses itself as the-very-best-country-in-the-world.

Gaby Almodovar • upvoted 33 items 3 years ago

30 Grocery Store Hacks That Might Save You Some Money, As Shared In This Online Thread

If you use something as ballast, it means, it doesn't have much original taste. Or you are using it wrong ;)

30 Grocery Store Hacks That Might Save You Some Money, As Shared In This Online Thread

Chicken curry....hm, okay. But tacos and spaghetti as pizza topping? Like, wtf! Once Ristorante had an US-edition deep-frozen pizza, with spaghetti on it (it wasn't popular). I thought, those-guys-at-Ristorante-are-nuts-who-on-earth-will-do-this-with-a-pizza? But now, I see.

30 Grocery Store Hacks That Might Save You Some Money, As Shared In This Online Thread

If you use something as ballast, it means, it doesn't have much original taste. Or you are using it wrong ;)

30 Grocery Store Hacks That Might Save You Some Money, As Shared In This Online Thread

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

More like, one day you'll convince yourself, tofu-based stuff called "cheese" is better-than-actual-one. Nope, it's not, but you can convince yourself, if trying hard enough and for long. The question is: does it really worth?

This Instagram Account Shares Pictures From The 1970s, Shows Why It Was An Era Like No Other

My first reaction: wow-she-is-too-skinny!

This Instagram Account Shares Pictures From The 1970s, Shows Why It Was An Era Like No Other

Those '80s hairstyles damaged a lot her image;)

Woman Brings Her Own Food To A Vegan Wedding Because The Couple Didn't Want To Cater To Her Specific Diet, Drama Ensues

I don't think, it's hard just respect other people's eating choices. Do you think, you are some kind of goodness, eating vegan? I have bad news for you: in 1st world countries, like Europe, feeding your toddler vegan, is child-abuse.

Woman Brings Her Own Food To A Vegan Wedding Because The Couple Didn't Want To Cater To Her Specific Diet, Drama Ensues

So wrong, in many levels! The "proud-vegan-assholes" were not careful enough to assure for someone else, also having special diet, a risiko-free dish. So, because you are vegan, should everybody kiss your a*s? And take it normal your idiot behavior and arrogance

Woman Brings Her Own Food To A Vegan Wedding Because The Couple Didn't Want To Cater To Her Specific Diet, Drama Ensues

Btcause the bride is one of those freaking annoying vegans.

Woman Brings Her Own Food To A Vegan Wedding Because The Couple Didn't Want To Cater To Her Specific Diet, Drama Ensues

But she couldn't fulfill, because her brother and wife, don't give a flying f.uck about her special diet.

Woman Brings Her Own Food To A Vegan Wedding Because The Couple Didn't Want To Cater To Her Specific Diet, Drama Ensues

I'm a chef, dealing with vegetarian (easy) and vegan (not-so-easy) guests. Especially not easy, when you have a vegan guest in a 30-40 tourist group, who paid for a buffet-dish, which as far away from being vegan in an average hotel, as the chances of US, being a real 1st world country. But even so, we always prepare special dishes for our vegan guests. I can say, that 100% of the cases they are grateful for having a full-dish, and not just french-fries or plain rice. Not to speak about special vegan-desserts, what we also make for them. They are paying the same price as the vegetarian or omnivorous guests, they deserve full dishes and desserts. With all of these said, the bride and brother were in this situation huge AH!

Boss Shows Up With Termination Letter In Hopes Of Worker Apologizing For “Bullying” His Colleague, He Signs The Papers And Takes The Whole Department Down

Yeah, too much technical details for anybody, who is not a "tech-nerd", but I think, it's still understandable. There was a Very Important Machine in OP's former workplace, which was operated and maintained correctly just by 4 guys in the entire Company (including OP). 2 of the guys left, the 3rd had s.h.itton of other jobs in the Company, so just OP remained. His shift-colleague -Igor- was not a pro, he had the job just because his brother was a boss there, being in good term with other bosses. Igor fckd up a few time the work with the Very Important Machine, trying to blame OP. It went so far, that all the Bosses were bullying him to the point, one them handed him an ultimatum. At this point OP said. F.U.C.K. YOU ALL, A.S.S.HOLES!

Boss Shows Up With Termination Letter In Hopes Of Worker Apologizing For “Bullying” His Colleague, He Signs The Papers And Takes The Whole Department Down

I read this twice, but I still have no idea what it says.

Woman Brings Her Own Food To A Vegan Wedding Because The Couple Didn't Want To Cater To Her Specific Diet, Drama Ensues

So do the bride and groom only go to vegan restaurants for the fear of seeing .... an egg!! Oh the shock! Oh the horror!!!

Woman Brings Her Own Food To A Vegan Wedding Because The Couple Didn't Want To Cater To Her Specific Diet, Drama Ensues

Bride's a f*****g lunatic. She LET it ruin her day. She wouldn't have even noticed if she wasn't blatantly staring at her meal. If you want to let stupid s**t ruin your day, by all means, but don't let it be everyone else's problem. Good luck to the groom.

I Tried To Find Out What These 30 Historical Figures Would Look Like In Modern Times Using The Help Of AI (New Pics)

Stop downvoting @Niflheim Der user, because he is right! Egyptians were and are not black, they belong to the europid race, with creol-brownish skin and darker hair-eyes.

I Tried To Find Out What These 30 Historical Figures Would Look Like In Modern Times Using The Help Of AI (New Pics)

History. No, really, please guys, it's a 2 minutes google-search.

I Tried To Find Out What These 30 Historical Figures Would Look Like In Modern Times Using The Help Of AI (New Pics)

the egyptians were not black

Dad Has To Change Son's Diaper In The Ladies’ Room And Gets Yelled At, Asks If He's The Jerk

In an ideal world, may you have right.... but we are living in this one.

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I'm just confused, how are getting children or any guest in the kitchen? Not even the wait-staff is allowed in, especially, when is service-time.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Need To Get Off Your Chest?

I was in that 2% once, when pills didn't work. In my early 20's, I was pregnant without knowing it till the labor-pains started. Yes, I had my periods till the 9th month. No, I didn't notice any strange-moves-in-my-belly. Yes, I gained some weight, but just about 5-6 kg, didn't make me suspicious. Yes, I was on pills. I went to my house-doc with very bad cramps, only to find out, I'm in labor. In hospital, they told me, he -yes, was a boy- was born already dead. But I'm till now not sure, because I remember hearing some weak crying voice. But, maybe, just my imagination played me.

Woman Decides To Leave Her Job While Training A Newbie Who Doesn’t Know How To Do His Job Because He Is Being Paid More

I know somehow the feeling, even not exactly from the perspective of payment, but that of being a woman-in-the-men'-world. Living in a western-european country, there are strict hourly payments laws for different professions, levels of experience and so on. There is a legal minimum, which usually covers a person's necessities with letting him/her even spare. Companies never can go below, but depending of how wanted is your profession, they can "sky-rocketing" with wages. Even there are minimum-maximum stats for single cities calculated in different professions, so everybody can know, how much his/her workforce worth. Is not the issue of being paid less, because you are a woman, because your male colleague with the very same education/experience/position is paid the same. More is to really enter the men' world. I'm a chef. It took me years to get rid of gardemanger position, and to convince my actual kitchen-chef, that although I'm a woman, I have 0 talent in patisserie. Give me meat! :D

Racist Parents Secretly Test Their Grandkid's DNA Because They Don't Like Their Son’s Wife, Drama Ensues

NTA. The grandparents are awful people. But I don't understand the racist part. Is Sonya of a different skin color, than OP and his family? Because that wasn't specified, also Sonya is a slavic name originally, what leads to think me, she may be eastern-european. But of course, names are nowadays quite international.

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I was working with them, I KNOW!

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

Only because you won’t pay them yourself ~

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

The American Dream came here to die.

2.7M Folks Love This Mom's And Ex-Detective’s Explanation Of Why It’s Better To Send Screenshots Of Pics On Dating Apps Rather Than Originals

So, saying, that you don't need to be online your whole day, equals to you, that I'm against people being online.... Black or white, no colors between. Sad thinking.

2.7M Folks Love This Mom's And Ex-Detective’s Explanation Of Why It’s Better To Send Screenshots Of Pics On Dating Apps Rather Than Originals

Or just don't have a smartphone. What's so important in your everyday-life, that you can't even miss one second without internet?

“AITA For Being Upset That My Ex-Husband Fed Our Vegan Daughter Chicken McNuggets”

Humans are omnivorous. Both parents are AH. Keeping a young human in growing on vegetable and fruit diet, is child abuse.

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Gaby Almodovar • submitted 4 new posts 4 years ago

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"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Not always. At rush hours, yes, and they are doing it. But when you are shopping at 10 am, when there are very few customers in the shop, it's usually one register open. The staff is filling the shelves, cleaning, preparing for rush hours, having their legal break. If it happens that you end up behind a person with full carriage, it's a misfortune, but you really don't have 2 minutes in plus? Starting a drama takes much more time...

Boss Shows Up With Termination Letter In Hopes Of Worker Apologizing For “Bullying” His Colleague, He Signs The Papers And Takes The Whole Department Down

I read this twice, but I still have no idea what it says.

Boss Shows Up With Termination Letter In Hopes Of Worker Apologizing For “Bullying” His Colleague, He Signs The Papers And Takes The Whole Department Down

I Tried To Find Out What These 30 Historical Figures Would Look Like In Modern Times Using The Help Of AI (New Pics)

Stop downvoting @Niflheim Der user, because he is right! Egyptians were and are not black, they belong to the europid race, with creol-brownish skin and darker hair-eyes.

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