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Donnies-Tech-Bō
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
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Donnies-Tech-Bō • upvoted 34 items 4 years ago
This hit too close to home
“I bet dead people are easier to get along with.” - Crona from "Soul Eater"
Relatable Math Mood
“I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’’ - Sasuke Uchiha from "Naruto"
When Your Fox Forgot the Rent
"Hey, you stupid fox, you’re in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I’ll take your chakra, you got that?" - Naruto from "Naruto"
Underwear: Battle or Doctor’s Office?
"The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle." - Konohamaru from "Naruto"
Emotion? Nah, that’s a glitch.
“I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up." - Light Yagami from "Death Note"
Marriage Level: Saiyan Stress
“I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.” - Goku from "Dragon Ball Z"
When Your Brain Switches Languages
"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu from "Evangelion"
Nature’s brutal math, honestly
"If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can’t save both without one suffering..." - Knives from "Trigun"
When silence really is golden
"Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke from "Yu Yu Hakusho"
Explosions for Breakfast, Anyone?
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning." - Ling Ling from "3×3 Eyes"
That’s some commitment issues right there
"If you die, I’ll kill you!" - Roronoa Zoro from "One Piece"
Peak excellence in failing
"I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top." - Rider Astolfo from "Fate Apocrypha"
When even gods can’t resist Earth’s snacks
"Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious." - Beerus from "Dragon Ball Super"
Rebel now, explain never
"When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!" - Isshin Kurosaki from "Bleach"
Sweet tooth, smart moves
"If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets." - L Lawliet from "Death Note"
Casual Threats Only, Thank You
"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you." - Excel from "Excel Saga"
My Wife Made Me A Coffee Table Book For Christmas. All Quotes Out Of Context Me Gaming With The Buds Online
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When Your Fox Forgot the Rent
"Hey, you stupid fox, you’re in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I’ll take your chakra, you got that?" - Naruto from "Naruto"Underwear: Battle or Doctor’s Office?
"The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle." - Konohamaru from "Naruto"Emotion? Nah, that’s a glitch.
“I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up." - Light Yagami from "Death Note"When Your Brain Switches Languages
"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu from "Evangelion"Nature’s brutal math, honestly
"If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can’t save both without one suffering..." - Knives from "Trigun"
When silence really is golden
"Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke from "Yu Yu Hakusho"Explosions for Breakfast, Anyone?
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning." - Ling Ling from "3×3 Eyes"
That’s some commitment issues right there
"If you die, I’ll kill you!" - Roronoa Zoro from "One Piece"Peak excellence in failing
"I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top." - Rider Astolfo from "Fate Apocrypha"Rebel now, explain never
"When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!" - Isshin Kurosaki from "Bleach"Casual Threats Only, Thank You
"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you." - Excel from "Excel Saga"Relatable Math Mood
“I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’’ - Sasuke Uchiha from "Naruto"Marriage Level: Saiyan Stress
“I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.” - Goku from "Dragon Ball Z"This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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