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BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 20 posts 2 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

OMG what a cool job though.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I think we went out with the same girl. Does she live in Cherry Hill NJ perchance. She also dropped on the first date that she had 7 children. I knew she had a kid already, and I was fine with that, I had a son myself. And from the conversations we had on the phone, I could tell she had a very young child, which again I was fine with. But 7 kids, oh and with 5 different baby-daddies. Yeah, you're super Christian all right. She also was going on about how terrible democrats, jews, and immigrants. At the end of dinner, she asked if I wanted to go out again, but that I'd have to hire a babysitter for her next time. I told her sorry, but I'd have to talk with my Rabbi, and then I have to go to my country's consulate to renew my passport. Oh, she was 28 BTW, so I kept thinking how did you make that many kids already.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

OMG what a cool job though.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Gotta wear underwear. If you've ever got your scrotie caught in a zipper... well you know what I mean.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

LA is a shallow place though. I think she may have a hard time there. I remember my brother lived in Miami for a few years, and I was living in Mexico City. I went to visit him, and he was like "don't you want to live here bro, the girls are so hot". I said "not a chance homie". He's like "why, don't tell me because the culture in Mexico or some c**p about museums". I said, not at all. The issue is that in Mexico City I can just be me, and have a good life with good friends. But in Miami, I have to dress a certain way, and have a certain tan, and go to the gym every day. LA is a lot like Miami. Too much emphasis is placed on your looks.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Why not? I've been on blind dates, and some have been bad, but most were enjoyable. Also, by the time a woman is in my "best friend" category, I would have a difficult time seeing her as a potential s****l partner. There's too much to lose in the friendship. I have a few women like that in my life, and I wouldn't want to date ANY of them. It would just feel wrong. Also, one if them is totally nuts, and I feel bad for any guy she dates. Life advice, don't borrow money or bodily fluids from your friends.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Really? Sometimes the chemistry is just popping.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Maybe it says something about me, but I think I would have given her a second chance. Maybe she was just having some belly issues that day. I remember I had a bad Mango Lassi, and it gave me these stanky burps for two days.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Story continues 10 years later. She emails me out of the blue. At this point I had just gotten married to my now ex-wife. She emailed to tell me she was divorced for real this time, and if I wanted to go see her. I was like "are you clinically insane?" Okay, the follow-up wasn't that interesting.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I've got worse. I was dating a woman who was "divorced" for three months. I saw a friend of hers at the supermarket. I said "hey have you seen 'P' today? I texted her this morning but she hasn't got back to me". And her bestie just casually dropped "Oh, she's out with her husband today". I said, "you mean ex-husband?" (I'm not the jealous type so I didn't really care, and I knew they had a daughter together, so I figured it had something to do with kids). But her friend just giggled and said "oh, I thought you knew, they are still together, they went to the movies to see Mr and Mrs Smith". I took her to see that movie on a date, then she spent the night at my place three days before that. In hind-sight it was weird that she never wanted me to drop her off at her home. She claimed that it was because her parents didn't approve of her divorce, and she had moved back in with them. But no, her parents didn't even live in the same city. That was her husband's home. So that sucked.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Hmm.. from the only study I read about the male loneliness epidemic, it actually had nothing to do with dating at all. It was more about the fact that because men do not maintain close relationships with other men, they tend to lose contact with their friend groups. Then by the time their are in the middle age, they find themselves cut off from any social life. Because most men in heterosexual relationships tend to rely on their partners to maintain those bonds, it's possible that if the partnership dissolves, those men find themselves completely isolated. There may be a correlation there to dating life.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

That was well done sir. Hat tip to you

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

There are queer MAGA. There are TRANS MAGA. And BTW, when the Irish first came to the United States they were treated horribly. And yet, they would themselves participate in lynchings. In fact, the worst day of lynchings in American history prior to the Tulsa mass-acre in 1921, was during the draft riots of 1863 in New York City. The protest, which started as a protest by Irish Americans against the unfair draft, allowed wealthy citizens to avoid it. The protest soon became a race riot where the Irish went into black neighborhoods in the city and beating and murdering innocent people, with roughly 100 lynchings that day alone. They also vandalized black owned property to a total of $1.5 million dollars (and that's 1863 dollars, not 2026 dollars). Some estimates put the total unalived at 1000. Abby used people abby use people. PS: I hate that I have to use euphemisms for totally normal words

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

My daughters call me "father" or worse "male parental figure" but I think they only do it to annoy me. Then I reply with "yes my child".

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I have to say that I find this level of candor on a first date pretty refreshing. Most people hide their crazy for the first 3 months. I know I try to anyways.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

IDK, I tend to trust people by default. If they put on their profile that they are seeking dates with men, I'd assume that they are seeking dates with men. It's possible that they are gender fluid, or pansexual, etc, but that doesn't disqualify me as a potential match.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Good idea.

"It Was Never About The Penny": Woman Ends Relationship Over One Cent And Feels Liberated

It's for the best to just cut him off. Otherwise there's a risk of falling into the devil you know trap. Live your life homegirl.

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

I have one from a can of cat food.

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

Ouch

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

I have a scar on my chin from falling on my own rifle in basic training. Nothing cool, just stumbled. If people ask I say, I got hit in the face with an M16. No need to say it was mine, and I was the one that hit me

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BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 17 items 3 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Any number of women asked me to take them home after the fire was extinguished. Sometimes before it even began to smolder.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Lion s**t is great for keeping animals out of your garden.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Any number of women asked me to take them home after the fire was extinguished. Sometimes before it even began to smolder.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Lion s**t is great for keeping animals out of your garden.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I could never be a loser like this, I love cooking and I'd encourage her to eat as much as she desires ^^

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I'd recommend some form of aposematism to ward off conservative / bigoted men, like colorful hair or Pride / ally pins. $hitty men hate it, cool men are drawn to it.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Where was she putting the vegetables?

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Holy smokes!

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

A*****e somewhat. And controlling

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Well that’s too bad. I (female) have a teensy bit of hair on my fingers and I am not planning to get rid of it anytime soon.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Insecure tiny little man

67 Of The Wildest Things Parents Posted Online That You Are Allowed To Judge (New Pics)

I remember that... they said it was an act of God so they were comfortable with giving their child to him and it was an honor. Fkin Psychopaths

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

My father had to go to rehab to relearn use of his thumb after slicing it on a tuna can lid.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Although that one time, my cat did me a solid. I didn't appreciate it.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Tab is a Coca-Cola product. How about a nice Royal Crown?

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Warning understood!

Neighbor Slammed For Posting Offensive Fat-Shaming Message About a Woman In An Apartment

I find revenge fantasies fun, but I try to think things through in real life. As a joke online, your idea might sound cute. As a real life reaction, I wouldn't risk someone's safety by writing that they're a criminal. The neighbour's note is awful, but it doesn't prompt vigilantism.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Anyone else read this and feel the need to attempt to pronounce ÑFL "correctly"?

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Crappy joke.

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BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

they were just ahead of their time. The technology couldn't yet support the idea.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

FYI, fast-food nuggets are not made from chicken at all. They are made from a substance that was found after a meteor crashed in Roswell New Mexico in 1935. The substance appears to be organic, but contains no DNA whatsoever. It also constantly undergoes cellular division when stored in a damp warm environment, which is why it's so cheap to produce nuggets from the "meat". Hope this helps

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

they were just ahead of their time. The technology couldn't yet support the idea.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Rick Perry was governor of Texas before serving as Trump's Secretary of Energy during his first term. Aaron Copland was a brilliant composer of the 20th century. You probably know his song "Fanfare for the Common Man" as it was a very clear inspiration for the Star Trek Deep Space Nine theme song. Aaron Copland was openly, although not publicly, gay. Basically, he lived his life in the open, but never declared himself publicly as anything. He was also blacklisted during McCarthyism for being a publicly avowed socialist in the 30s and 40s (although he was never a member of the Communist party).

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BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 20 posts 2 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

OMG what a cool job though.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Gotta wear underwear. If you've ever got your scrotie caught in a zipper... well you know what I mean.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Really? Sometimes the chemistry is just popping.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

That was well done sir. Hat tip to you

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

My daughters call me "father" or worse "male parental figure" but I think they only do it to annoy me. Then I reply with "yes my child".

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I have to say that I find this level of candor on a first date pretty refreshing. Most people hide their crazy for the first 3 months. I know I try to anyways.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Good idea.

"It Was Never About The Penny": Woman Ends Relationship Over One Cent And Feels Liberated

It's for the best to just cut him off. Otherwise there's a risk of falling into the devil you know trap. Live your life homegirl.

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

I have one from a can of cat food.

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

Ouch

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Lion s**t is great for keeping animals out of your garden.

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She kept repeating that she was a "born again" Christian. Randomly. Like during conversations that had nothing to do with religion. She would just shoehorn it into the most random topics.... also she wanted to see a movie after dinner and as we were walking over there she used the line "but no funny business, I'm not that kind of girl" line on me. Then tried to put her hands down my pants 5 minutes into the previews. Like, what in the twilight zone is going on with here!? This chick is berserk.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Where was she putting the vegetables?

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

A*****e somewhat. And controlling

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I could never be a loser like this, I love cooking and I'd encourage her to eat as much as she desires ^^

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Any number of women asked me to take them home after the fire was extinguished. Sometimes before it even began to smolder.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Tab is a Coca-Cola product. How about a nice Royal Crown?

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Although that one time, my cat did me a solid. I didn't appreciate it.

67 Of The Wildest Things Parents Posted Online That You Are Allowed To Judge (New Pics)

I remember that... they said it was an act of God so they were comfortable with giving their child to him and it was an honor. Fkin Psychopaths

“Just To Prove I Was Tough”: Everyone Makes Mistakes, But These 47 People’s Stupid Injury Stories Hurt To Read

My father had to go to rehab to relearn use of his thumb after slicing it on a tuna can lid.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Well that’s too bad. I (female) have a teensy bit of hair on my fingers and I am not planning to get rid of it anytime soon.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I'd recommend some form of aposematism to ward off conservative / bigoted men, like colorful hair or Pride / ally pins. $hitty men hate it, cool men are drawn to it.

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He said if we were to continue dating I’d have to stop going to the gym… because my calves were bigger than his and he didn’t want to be doing it from behind look down and see my man legs. Noped outta that one as fast as my man legs could carry me.