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simple guy living in Baltimore, but I am from Louisiana.

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RajunCajun • commented on 12 posts 3 weeks ago

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

WHAT??

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

my step-father who is Puerta Rican had a fit when I asked for help with my home work because when I was in high school he said I was learning Mexican and not Spanish.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

my god, she sounds like my mother........

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

here in Maryland it is cheaper to just get another car. I looked into it last year and before even looking at the car they said $7000 to start.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I have been to a few gay festivals in baltimore. I think I could fight one of those bears and win.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I am getting an idea for a t-shirt.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I got a bunch of I love trump stickers and every time I saw my ex-wife car I would put one on the back, she was pissed until she found out it was just me playing with her.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

how did she get the pump in the car? Diesel is bigger than petrol. At least in the states the diesel hose is bigger to prevent this from happening.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I would write that just to see if my wife was reading the journal.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

to be fare they beat it into your head at school starting at a very young age.

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RajunCajun • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

Gary Delaney: I once accidentally filled up an Escort with diesel. She died...

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

Hmm I think, depending on the salt levels in the flood either freshwater fish or saltwater fish would have been in trouble and would be safer in an aquarium. Never thought about the fish angle before, as, as far I remember the book tells that the Noa family met some people afterwards, so the whole story does not make sense anyways. Besides, OUR story tells us the world was actually hatched from a duck egg, laid on a bathing womans knee. And as I have seen womens knees and ducks and eggs, but never a ship, that is also a zoo, I rather believe our story.

RajunCajun • commented on 25 posts 1 month ago

49 Hairstyles People Swear Were Cool In The 80s But Look Hilarious Now

I can smell the aqua net hair spray

49 Hairstyles People Swear Were Cool In The 80s But Look Hilarious Now

the bigger the hair the closer to god.

49 Hairstyles People Swear Were Cool In The 80s But Look Hilarious Now

I can smell the aqua net hair spray

49 Hairstyles People Swear Were Cool In The 80s But Look Hilarious Now

the bigger the hair the closer to god.

75 Nostalgic Posts From The Iconic 1990s And 2000s Eras

I still have a cup of those coins.

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

dude, that had me laughing at work.

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuoqqopudg

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

......hotdog and bologna.....

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

sorry, I like my bread.

43 Cringeworthy Marriage Proposals That Deserve A Collective ‘No!’

they still sale amway?

43 Cringeworthy Marriage Proposals That Deserve A Collective ‘No!’

is this really becoming a thing?

69 Times Creative And Unique Designs Ended Up Being Impractical, Annoying Or Even Dangerous (New Pics)

I F-ing love that.....

69 Times Creative And Unique Designs Ended Up Being Impractical, Annoying Or Even Dangerous (New Pics)

and it's sold at Ikea....

69 Times Creative And Unique Designs Ended Up Being Impractical, Annoying Or Even Dangerous (New Pics)

I guess women have more holes?

69 Times Creative And Unique Designs Ended Up Being Impractical, Annoying Or Even Dangerous (New Pics)

it's fun, I kind of like it

“Are People Really This Stupid?”: 48 Times People Were Loud, Confident, And Completely Wrong About Geography

People call me Shannon.

61 White-Collar Memes That Are Worth Scrolling Through During Your Break

now sort by color

69 Stunning Old-School Treasures That People Randomly Have In Their Possession

100% do not open that.

69 Stunning Old-School Treasures That People Randomly Have In Their Possession

77 Memes And Posts That Perfectly Capture The Essence Of The 1990s (New Pics)

yep

77 Memes And Posts That Perfectly Capture The Essence Of The 1990s (New Pics)

when I was a kid you had a phone number you can call and find out. My dad was the guy that made the recording.

79 Ink Fails That Turned Questionable Ideas Into Permanent Regrets (New Pics)

the mores code good evil is not bad.

67 Creepy And Mind-Boggling Things That Were Mysteries Until Humans Finally Cracked The Case

Joe Metheny, the cannibal serial killer who turned m****r into a culinary nightmare. In the 1990s, Metheny ran a roadside BBQ stand in Baltimore, Maryland, serving up burgers that had an unthinkable secret ingredient—his victims. Blending human flesh with pork,

108 Hilariously Bad Design Fails That Should Have Never Been Approved (New Pics)

my ex wife has married a trans person. My 10 daughter was using an app on her cell phone that would change a boy to a girl and girl to boy. She was telling me that the only person it did not work on was her stepdad. I told her it just might not work with everyone.

“Are You Sure You’ve Never Given Birth?”: 66 Times Doctors Confused, Offended And Scared Their Patients

This year. I go in for a colonoscopy and they refuse to put me under (meds issue) so the doc comes in a tries to talk me into getting it done completely awake. I said no, then he talked and I said it does not sound like a good idea. he said I will let you think about it for a bit and walked to his office. a min or two later I saw the nurse stand up, say this is bull s**t, and walk into his office. they later came out and he walked to me and said that he can see that I am not likening the idea and we can just do it another day.

“Are You Sure You’ve Never Given Birth?”: 66 Times Doctors Confused, Offended And Scared Their Patients

I told my doctor that I was depressed, he told me not to be sad, just be happy. Same doctor.... I am having problems at home with my wife, he told me to get a girlfriend.

People Share 64 Hilariously Unhinged Moments With Their Truly Annoying In-Laws (New Pics)

not really, very good flush cut snips are easy to brake.

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RajunCajun • upvoted an item 1 month ago

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

Taste the Rainb... eww is that boob sweat? bleh.

RajunCajun • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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RajunCajun • submitted 8 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, In Honor Of Women's History Month, Who Is Your Favorite Woman From History? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Flavor Of Anything You Have Found? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, How Did You Decide On Your Current Career Or Job?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent

RajunCajun • commented on 12 posts 3 weeks ago

53 Hilariously Bold “Help Wanted” Signs Spotted In The Streets

I had to read a resume that had someone saying they had mad skilz

53 Hilariously Bold “Help Wanted” Signs Spotted In The Streets

well, how much would you pay for spaghetti to work for you?

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

WHAT??

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

my step-father who is Puerta Rican had a fit when I asked for help with my home work because when I was in high school he said I was learning Mexican and not Spanish.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

my god, she sounds like my mother........

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

here in Maryland it is cheaper to just get another car. I looked into it last year and before even looking at the car they said $7000 to start.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I have been to a few gay festivals in baltimore. I think I could fight one of those bears and win.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I am getting an idea for a t-shirt.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I got a bunch of I love trump stickers and every time I saw my ex-wife car I would put one on the back, she was pissed until she found out it was just me playing with her.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

how did she get the pump in the car? Diesel is bigger than petrol. At least in the states the diesel hose is bigger to prevent this from happening.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

I would write that just to see if my wife was reading the journal.

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

to be fare they beat it into your head at school starting at a very young age.

RajunCajun • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

49 Hairstyles People Swear Were Cool In The 80s But Look Hilarious Now

I can smell the aqua net hair spray

49 Hairstyles People Swear Were Cool In The 80s But Look Hilarious Now

the bigger the hair the closer to god.

75 Nostalgic Posts From The Iconic 1990s And 2000s Eras

I still have a cup of those coins.

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

dude, that had me laughing at work.

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuoqqopudg

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

......hotdog and bologna.....

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

sorry, I like my bread.

43 Cringeworthy Marriage Proposals That Deserve A Collective ‘No!’

they still sale amway?

RajunCajun • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

“You Can’t Be That Dumb”: 85 Times People Learned Their Partner Had Only Two Brain Cells

Gary Delaney: I once accidentally filled up an Escort with diesel. She died...

RajunCajun • upvoted an item 1 month ago

71 Ink Decisions That Aged About As Well As Milk

Taste the Rainb... eww is that boob sweat? bleh.

RajunCajun • upvoted 13 items 1 year ago

50 Fascinating ‘Old-Time Photos’ That Show You Just How Much The World Has Changed

She was a harlot. Look at the way she's exposing her shoulder.

50 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

Funny, the gray squirrels don't do that here.

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

Don't think you got it

Because The Sound Of Clattering Pot Lids Is The Soundtrack To Your Kitchen Nightmares, This Mounted Pot Lid Organizer Rack Is The Sanity-Saving Solution That Keeps The Noise (And The Chaos) At Bay

50 Fun And Fascinating Facts For People Who Eat Knowledge For Breakfast

He was already president for four years. Remember when everything cost 20% less, Federal border law was enforced, crime rates were lower, gas was $2, mortgage rates were 3% and we weren’t up to our neck in proxy wars? Yeah, that was Trump, but I’m guessing you live outside the US and are clueless.

Dark-Humor-Memes-Iseemydemons

This Tubshroom Isn't Just A Drain Protector, It's A Commitment To A Cleaner, Happier Bathroom Experience - You'll Be Singing Its Praises For Years To Come!

50 Times Designers Put The Consumer First And Wowed The Internet (New Pics)

If you like birds, don't feed them. They would become dependant on humans.

50 Times Attention Seekers Went Too Far With Their Ignorance (New Pics)

This is unforgiveable. The colleague should buy a replacement, that's what. And, oh yes, a brain as well. Who in the name of the seven bells of Hell defaces a book they've borrowed?

35 People Who Watch Security Cameras For A Living Reveal What Weird Things They’ve Seen

Did anyone consider he might have been sleepwalking? This sounds like the kind of thing sleepwalkers (and drivers too I guess) do,

30 People Share Painfully Awkward Moments They Witnessed In School

This doesn't stop until the day we die btw

45 Things That Are Socially Acceptable For 1 Gender Only

Yes, it a huge problem for boys. Myself intentionally avoid staring at ladies' breast or bottoms but unless I go blind -or maybe really old- I still notice them and honestly sometimes it's really hard to turn away my gaze. It's much much harder than you probably think. For teenagers or young adults when they are full of hormones and in their prime to create heathy children IT IS incredibly hard. Of course, it's not an excuse to be unrespectful or act violently. Men -and women- have to learn to control their behavior, but to expect young boys to stay completely ignorant to young ladies around is delusional. Developed female breasts and bottoms are signals to the world the lady is biological ready to bear children and form lasting bonds supported by sexual relation. It's likely not even so long ago boys and girls of their age would have been already parents.

45 Things That Are Socially Acceptable For 1 Gender Only

Wtf are bottles (formula) for? Show and tell? I didn't breastfeed my crotch fruits.

RajunCajun • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

Buscuits and sawmill gravy is the greatest food to have ever existed and is proof that deep down god loves us

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

Say it with me... SHELF STABLE. I am by no means an end of day prepper, BUT, I always have certain things in my pantry that can be eaten in an emergency. But also, the access to fresh produce has expanded tremendously just in my life time.

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The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (European) is roughly 11m/s or 24 mph.

50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

The baby sure. But have you see the text messages between his dog and owner? I love those.

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