My roommate works front desk at a Marriott... One night a guy comes back to the hotel, drunk, at 9pm. Around the elevators is a large mirror. He kicks the thing with a running start and shatters it.

He saw it in a movie once and wanted to try it. The mirror costs $2,000 to replace. He wasn't even upset. He just said, "Don't tell my wife.".

When I was an apprentice, mid 1980's, the drunken owner wanted the thermostats in the shop set to 62F (16.6 C) in winter. Long narrow industrial building, heater and thermostat at each end. I worked in the middle, near a door. Which really sucked. Doesn't sound cold, but when your job requires you to stand still all day, yes, it sucks. (I'm sure it was colder in other work places, doesn't matter.) Mysteriously, the office was always 72-75F. Strange. So one day, I took the covers off both the thermostats in the shop, figured out how they worked, and "recalibrated" them. After I was done, they ran about 10 degrees F warmer than indicated. 62F (16.6 C) became 72F (22.2C). Big improvement. More than once I saw him check the thermostat, because it wasn't cold AF. Then he wandered off with a puzzled look on his face. He NEVER figured it out.

Gambling has the highest s*****e rate of all addictions (d***s, alcohol, etc) and it's not even close.

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