
UNCOVERED: Silas d odom - The Untold Story
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I love my cat to whom I am forever indebted to because she’s a cat and that’s the absolute minimum I can offer.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · upvoted 5 items
8 months ago

As a gay man, that really made me laugh.

#nohomo #brojobs

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · upvoted 9 items
8 months ago

it happens to the best of us you are cleaning the top of the curtains naked standing on stool you fall backwards and the doll just happens to be standing at bottom of the ladder can happen to anyone

"Ok kids, repeat after me: 'mi madre es una pandeja!'"

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · commented on a post
8 months ago

That looks like an angry grapefruit 😬

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · upvoted 8 items
9 months ago

My Great Aunt Margie's macaroni salad. I never liked it, she somehow had the idea I loved it so she'd make it just for me, and I wasn't allowed to tell her so. It doesn't make a lot of sense, I love potato salad, but shudder at the sight of flacid elbow noodles slathered in mayonnaise. I never let on.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · upvoted 3 items
10 months ago

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · upvoted 3 items
11 months ago
And if you shoot one leg with an airsoft gun, they can't run. I only k**l giant ones that are in my house. After seeing a woods spider throw his web & climb my broom I was trying to smush him with, I grabbed my grandson's plastic airsoft gun & managed to shoot one leg, which seemed to paralyze him. I felt bad finishing him off, but he was bigger than my hand & in my house.

Yeah sorry about that. I gave up trying to be helpful about a decade ago. Now I just say what I see and move on. There's something wonderfully freeing in having zero shïts to give. This was probably unhelpful too...

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · upvoted 2 items
12 months ago

High fashion isn’t without its sacrifices of comfort

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · upvoted 6 items
about 1 year ago

That’s clearly the skull of an Australian Mosquito.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) · commented on 3 posts
about 1 year ago

Unless you’re Adriana Smith

This is EXACTLY what I’m saying. I couldn’t have said it better if I tried




