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Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing

Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more. 

We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.

#1

"He's Hispanic"

Baby bear mistakenly listed as pitbull pup for sale in bizarre online listings showing unusual items being sold.

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Toujin C'Thlu
Community Member
10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope someone called animal control on this guy

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    I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That

    Bigfoot tapestry framed 2 by 5 feet listed for sale as part of bizarre things people are selling online.

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    Facebook Marketplace has been a popular destination for people looking for a sweet deal on specific items. It has been a hit, particularly among young people, something that University of Georgia marketing professor Yoo-Kyoung Seock attributes to the platform’s focus on resales. 

    #4

    Was The Demo Necessary

    Man kneeling inside an extra large dog crate listed for sale, showing bizarre things people sell online.

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    Plentyofoomph
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily gives a good sense of the size though

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    #5

    A Painfully Accurate Description

    Wine rack listed for free on FB Marketplace with quirky buyer messages and chaotic pick-up stories in bizarre online sales.

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    Whiskers
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I sooo would have loved to see that circus! LOL!🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

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    #6

    Stick It To Your Ex For 20 Bucks

    Dirt bike listing for tearing up an ex’s yard, showing one of the most bizarre things people are selling online.

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    “Younger buyers are drawn to affordability and sustainability,” Seock said in a 2025 interview with NBC. “Marketplace offers both.”

    EMarketer Vice President and principal analyst Jasmine Enberg says affordability is also why sellers prefer the platform, noting that Facebook Marketplace has no fees.

    #7

    Is This Insane Enough?

    Man wearing a horned helmet showing a bizarre leather top table listing in an online marketplace.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would be afraid to go to that house.

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    #8

    Crematorium

    Large crematory crematorium machine for sale online as a bizarre listing in unusual items people are selling.

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meeting a community need for kerbside funerals and drop-off centre.

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    #9

    Local Facebook Marketplace

    Framed print of Jesus embracing a purple grimace character, a bizarre item listed for sale online.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look! It's the President! Or a doctor. Can't tell as they are rather indistinguishable.

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    Because of the variety of used items you can find on Facebook Marketplace, experts like University of Buffalo marketing professor Charles Lindsey refer to it as the “flea market of the internet.” However, it also attracts potential buyers because of how it offers transparency and security. 

    #10

    Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?

    Large animatronic Brachiosaurus dinosaur model for sale, one of the most bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #11

    Horse Coffee Mug

    Unusual coffee mug shaped like a moose with antlers, listed among bizarre things people are selling online.

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a moose not a horse. I know that and I'm not even Canadian.

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    “There's a bit more security with Facebook Marketplace in that you can see the seller's profile to better vet if they are a real person versus using sites such as Craigslist, where there is a lot more anonymity,” designer Karen Nepacena told Good Housekeeping

    #13

    I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace

    Broken greenhouse for sale outdoors in snow, an example of bizarre things people are selling online listings.

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    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: please, come here and do the removing job for me!

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    #14

    Hey, If It Works It Works

    Homemade sauna setup with reflective interior and heat lamps, featured in bizarre things people are selling online listings.

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    #15

    The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook

    Large wooden framed mirror reflecting a person posing with thumbs up in a cluttered garage setting for bizarre online sale listings.

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    Today’s digital world revolves around algorithms, and Facebook Marketplace is no different. For Nepacena, this allows buyers to have a seemingly more serendipitous experience with the items they intend to purchase. 

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    “Facebook Marketplace differs in that you can be ultra-specific on what you are searching for and wait for just the right item to come in your direction,” she said.

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    #16

    Marketplace Blunder

    Man with cheese curls on his face next to bizarre online listings of a two-tone stone looking modern table lamp.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    35 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first question is whether those snacks are on their way in or out of those holes? The answer will reveal a lot about the gentleman shown.

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    #17

    I Love Facebook

    Hand holding two TV remotes glued together with hot glue, showing bizarre things people are selling online.

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    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much for changing the batteries after that?

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    #18

    Seen On Facebook Marketplace, Listed For $100

    Person taking a mirror selfie in a full-length mirror with a bizarre, textured foam frame, showcasing wild online listings.

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    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's art, should be priced at least at $100,000.

    #19

    Should I……

    Two people wearing bizarre handmade Furby costumes in bright colors standing on a city sidewalk for sale online.

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    #20

    Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles

    Chainsaw carved ninja turtles statues for sale, each about 81 inches tall, listed among bizarre things online.

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    Az Oz
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As weird as they look, that's still impressive!

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    #21

    Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard

    Person wearing a vintage wedding dress for sale among bizarre online listings showing unusual items being sold.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he's kîllîng it in that dress.

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    #22

    Foot Stool

    Footstool made from vintage boots and blue plaid cushion, one of the most bizarre things online listings for sale.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    23 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have one of those, though the cushion was a solid color and the legs were wearing high top tennis shoes. I wonder who got rid of it?

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    #23

    She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture

    Elderly woman advertising a couch in a bizarre online listing from wild things people are selling.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too

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    #24

    Good Old Suitcase Full Of Mangos

    Suitcase filled with bizarre green unripe mangos for sale in a wild online listing.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually don't know what those are. Guessing some kind of pepper, but I had a great Mango tree in hawaii and the fruit doesn't look anything like that.

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    #25

    Corn Mask

    Person wearing a handmade crocheted corn mask showing one of the most bizarre things for sale online listings.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, looks like it was worn at least once. Just sayin'.

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    #26

    “Religious Art”

    Painting of four bizarre humanoid figures in colorful outfits standing on green hills, unusual things for sale online.

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Teletubbies have not aged well - and high heels just don't go well on soft grass.

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    #27

    Found In Marketplace

    Person lying inside a bizarre stainless steel pig hog roaster listed for sale in unusual online listings.

    I found this posting and knew i needed to share it with someone. This is for sale on marketplace. It's a frame for tying a pig to for cooking. I guess someone had to demonstrate it.

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    #28

    This Person Near Me Crochets Hats For Chickens

    Chicken wearing a crocheted Mickey Minnie Mouse hat costume listed among bizarre things people sell online.

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    #29

    Where Did They Even Get This?

    Gold key to the city of Flint Michigan presented in a blue velvet case, listed among bizarre things for sale online.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One assumes they got it in Flint Michigan...

    #31

    I Don’t See A Drain?

    Green standing frog pee stand with an orange spinner, listed as a bizarre thing people are selling online.

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    Plentyofoomph
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a potty, you have to empty it afterwards

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    #32

    Seems Like A Steal

    Custom turf grass bench outdoors with unique bizarre listing for sale among wild online items.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mini mower just $500 more!!!

    #33

    Vintage Salt And Pepper Shakers Japan ($25)

    Vintage feet-shaped salt and pepper shakers with painted toes listed among bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #34

    Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

    Primitive stuffed snowman with stitched features, a quirky vintage look, listed among bizarre online sales.

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    #36

    At Least They Dug It Out

    Large sectional couch covered in snow left on snowy roadside for free curbside pickup bizarre online listing.

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    #37

    Anyone Interested?

    Half bucket of mellow yellow limeaid from White Castle, one of the most bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #38

    I'd Only Be Worried If I Actually Thought I Needed One Of These

    Colorful worry stones for sale online, showcasing one of the most bizarre things people are selling.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they were condoms for a sec, silly me!

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    #39

    Found This Gem Today

    Young man holding a cast iron skillet online listing showcasing bizarre things people are selling with wild expressions

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    #40

    Remotely Insane Listing

    Large box filled with thousands of TV remote rubber button sheets for sale among bizarre online listings.

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    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want to submerge myself into this like a Mcdonald's ball pit.

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    #41

    Not Craigslist But Close Enough

    Hand-drawn sketch of a pig-faced person with the phrase "John Pork is Calling," listed among bizarre things for sale online.

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    #42

    Fast Food Condiments For Sale

    Bizarre things for sale online including assorted sauce packets offered in a unique and wild online listing.

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    #43

    Batman Cat Mask

    Black cat wearing a Batman-style mask in a listing showcasing bizarre things people are selling online for $10.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nanner, nanner, nanner, nanner, nanner, Bat Cat!

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    #44

    Absolutely Gobsmacked

    Handmade shelf with rough white texture, one of the bizarre things people are selling online for $10.

    They were trying to sell it as a great project for someone to finish.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you were stupid enough to buy it?

    #46

    Mythical Find

    Plastic ziplock bag labeled Air 2019 filled with air, an example of bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #47

    "Completely Average Size"

    Tiny Philips screwdriver held between fingers, one of the bizarre things people are selling online in wild listings.

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    #48

    No Words

    Person holding a homemade drywall banjo listed among bizarre things people are selling online in wild listings.

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    #50

    One Pricey Chip

    Hand holding a potato chip shaped like a storm trooper helmet in a bizarre online listing.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n dude, clean your freakin' fingernails!

    #51

    6ft Lesbian Nutcracker

    Unusual online listings showing a 6ft nutcracker with purple yarn hair and chained arms for sale.

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    #52

    Absolutely Infernal Post

    Collection of bizarre homeless signs for sale online, showcasing unusual listings people are selling in wild online marketplaces.

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    Cortney
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should write a book with the pics!

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    #53

    Theres Quite A Few Of These Posts In My Feed. What Is Going On Here?

    Stacks of cash displayed as bizarre online listings for people selling unusual things with wild pricing and offers.

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    #56

    Homemade Dinosaur Room Decor ($40)

    Homemade dinosaur room decor with bizarre design listed for sale online among wild unusual items.

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    #57

    If This Doesn’t Belong Here Idk What Does

    Bizarre online listing of a lightly used Garfunkel plush with cosmetic damage priced at $1,500 for sale.

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    Potato Vic
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garfunkel 😂😂😂😂

    #58

    You Have $200 To Spend On Christmas Gifts For The Family. Choose Wisely

    Used orange plastic cone listed online showing bizarre things people are selling with unusual listings and prices.

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    #59

    Facebook Marketplace Brings Me Joy

    Open empty stainless steel refrigerator listing priced at 680 dollars in bizarre online sales with unusual descriptions

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I have this exact refrigerator and love it. Doesn't mean this one is worth a d**n though.

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    #60

    I Love Marketplace

    Red three-wheeled kids scooter with Cars movie design, listed among bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #61

    Found This On Facebook Marketplace And Cant Stop Thinking About It

    Blue electric guitar with an unusual reflection of a person’s face in the metal plate inside a guitar case.

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    #62

    Aww Heck No

    Haunted painting of a smiling girl with curly blonde hair, listed among bizarre things people are selling online.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for MOBA - museum of bad art

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    #63

    Just What I Need

    Small blue Tuggy Two Step fishing boat floating on water, a bizarre thing people are selling online.

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    Ariadne Toms
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is toooo cute. I want one 🥰

    #64

    Van Halen

    Denim jacket with hand painted Edward Van Halen portrait, an unusual and bizarre item being sold online.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! They really captured, umm, someone, not Eddie, but someone!

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    #65

    Deal Of A Lifetime!

    Man in sunglasses and cap smiling, listing bizarre roommate rental for $500 a month in unusual online selling listings.

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    #66

    This Has Got To Be A Joke

    Rare puffy Dorito listed online as one of the bizarre things people are selling for high prices.

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    #67

    Hell Yeah Brother

    King size wrestling bed with WWE-themed pillows and ropes, featuring wrestling cutouts, listed among bizarre things online.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. Nice he sleeps alone rather than in a big bed with his wife

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    #69

    Walter White Bust/Headphone Stand ($80)

    3D printed Walter White bust used as a headphone stand, showcasing one of the bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #70

    Garbage Chutes ($3,800)

    Large black garbage chutes attached to a brick building, listed as bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #71

    Local Artisan Don Lesher Cow Stool #89 ($75)

    Cow stool with painted black spots and hanging udder detail, listed among bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #72

    Bro Actually What Is This

    Electric mountain bike with colorful battery pack attached, listed for sale among bizarre online listings.

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    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think it was obvious what that is- it's a fire hazard

    #73

    Facebook Marketplace

    Listing for a Toro self propelled lawnmower priced at 140 dollars in bizarre online selling listings.

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    #74

    Blood Stained Jail Toilet For Sale

    Metal sink and toilet combo listed for sale outdoors as part of bizarre things people are selling online in unusual listings.

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    #75

    No Bloody Way

    3D printed sculpture of hands holding numbers 6 and 7, an example of bizarre things sold online listings.

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    #76

    It's A Steal If You Ask Me

    Red duck shaped Swedish Fish candy on textured surface, one of the bizarre things people are selling online.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see dog with collar. Clifford?

    #77

    25 Dollars For A Single Pair Of Socks With Some Beads Attached

    Pink Twizzler Glizzer glammed socks with beads and charms, one of the most bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #78

    Looks Like A Steal To Me

    Listing showing bizarre things online including half drank Busch beer, half water bottle, and a free Coke coupon bundle deal for sale.

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    Rachel DaPron
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fiji water????? I’m in!

    #79

    I Happened Upon This Seller On Fb

    Man wearing a Viking hat and holding a sword stands on a mid century modern vintage tulip table for sale online.

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    #81

    This Popped Up Out Of Nowhere On Fb Marketplace. Praise Be!

    Man in blue shirt and glasses selling bizarre items online including gospel poems with free USPS Media Mail shipping.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Chester the Molester to me.

    #82

    I Have A Dream

    Sketch of a man titled I Have A Dream listed for sale as bizarre things people are selling online.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . .that someone would pay good money for bad art.

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    #83

    For Sale On Facebook If You’re Interested

    Deer leg numb chucks with metal chain, an example of bizarre things people are selling online in wild listings.

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    #84

    This Is Wholesome

    Three people sitting on a couch, one hugging a printer, showcasing bizarre things people are selling online.

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    #85

    Oh Deer

    Vacuum-sealed CWD positive venison hamburger listed online as part of bizarre things people are selling.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allowing for some variation by jurisdiction, it is very likely illegal to even give this away. While there is no clear proof of Chronic Wasting Disease infection in humans, consumption of infected venison is firmly discouraged by authorities and medical experts. Did we learn nothing from COVID?