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Funny comments are entertaining, but what netizens nowadays are even more entertained by is when someone gets ratioed in the comment section. People post nonsense all the time, but there’s something undescribably satisfying when you see a top comment that has way more upvotes than the original post — you know it’s going to be good.

One particular account does it exceptionally well. It’s the (infamous?) “Xavier” persona that roasts people in comment sections. We’ve compiled the funniest posts from the subreddit that collects the jokes and comments made by “Xavier” and sometimes even roasts “him” back. Check out the funniest posts from their collection and have a good chuckle in the meantime.

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    #2

    Xavier's savage response on pyramids in Egypt, with camels walking in the desert.

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    Roman Arendt
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rumour has it that Oxbridge is developing a new technology... 👀

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    If you’re not chronically online, you might be having a hard time understanding who Xavier is and why he seems to be in every comment section on the Internet. According to fellow netizens, Xavier has had many iterations. One of the first meme pages to use the same profile picture was Pakalu Papito, a sarcastic account that makes fun of people’s posts, similar to what you see on this list.

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    Netizens speculate that the person in the photos on these accounts is Indian technician Om Prakash, a faculty member at IIT Kanpur, but we’ll probably never know whether that’s true. According to Know Your Meme, Pakalu Papito’s first post was made in 2013, and read “Hello Twitter, I’m single.” By 2015, the account had achieved enormous success with its use of puns and online humor, garnering a whopping 700,000 followers.

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    Xavier's perfect savage response to a couple dangerously leaning out of a moving train, stating common sense.

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    Kaz
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like living and also I don't have a partner.

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    #6

    Xavier's savage response challenging the idea that school is not for sleeping if home isn't for studying.

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    Kaz
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: homework was originally invented as a punishment.

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    According to some netizens, Xavier is just one of the many copycats of Pakalu Papito; others think the account just changed its name to “Xavier.” The difference is that this one has probably been the most successful. In 2018, Pakalu Papito’s Twitter account was suspended. Then, in 2023, it was resurrected in 2023 as Xavier.

    After announcing his comeback, Xavier also updated his followers about where he’s been. “I have been featured on all major meme pages, followed back by many celebrities (not Sonam Bajwa yet ), got some [crazy] online friends, [am] about to practice law in [a renowned] law firm of India from July onwards. Identity reveal will remain a question!” Is it just a troll or a real person telling the truth? We’ll probably never know.

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    Xavier's perfect savage response about an atheist building a boat, showcasing the internet's nonsense.

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    Mike Crow
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A joke I heard. There was a bad flood and a man sat on his roof praying to god to save him. A boat speeds up and the driver tells the man to get in but the man replied “no no, god will save me,” and the boater left. Flood is getting higher and the man is now on top of his chimney and is again praying to god to save him. A helicopter arrives and they try to rescue him but he said “no no, god will save me.” The flood rises the man goes to heaven and there asks why god didn’t save him. God replied “what do you mean? I sent a boat and a helicopter.”

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    #9

    Xavier's savage response to Olympic gold medals evolution from 1908 to 2028.

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    BrunoVI
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONE PERCENT GOLD? We can spend $tens of billions on making sure we only use stadiums with luxury boxes, but we can't get real gold?

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    Interestingly, Bored Panda has had some contact with the person behind the Facebook and Instagram meme pages under the Xavier eponym. Back in 2023, the account owner chatted with us and claimed to be the original Xavier. They said they don’t mind all the copycats, as long as their memes and posts aren’t insulting, dirty, or bigoted.

    “I want my memes to be clean and simple, and I don’t want myself to be associated with someone who objectifies people on the basis of color, gender, and sexual preferences,” the creator said. “When I created the page, I was expecting 50K followers in a month, which is a very good figure in itself, but by the grace of God, the page reached around 350K followers in the first month itself. Everyone loved to see Xavier’s viewpoint on things.”

    #10

    Xavier's savage response to the question about men opening car doors, a funny internet moment.

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    L.V
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teleportation... And I'm not happy that you won't share it with us!

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    In a more recent interview, the creator behind “Xavier” told Bored Panda their secret behind coming up with witty replies. “Generally, the best comments come to my mind when I’m not trying.” The curator of the page also added that they don’t have a stash of comebacks prepared in advance. “It's just the right flow and right timing, catching nice trends.”

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    The creator was proud of the iconic internet meme that they created and hoped that the pages would live on for a long time. “‘Xavier’ has become an idea, and I want this idea to live forever,” the person told Bored Panda in 2023.

    The meme pages have also had a positive effect on their personal life. “‘Xavier’ has given me a huge self boost and I absolutely love making people happy and love receiving messages, which inspire me to do more and deliver quality content,” they added.

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    #17

    Xavier with a savage response to a poorly worded sign about crocodiles in water.

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    Vinnie
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a comma after "CROCODILES". Otherwise, how will the crocodiles understand that they shouldn't swim here?

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    #18

    Xavier's savage response on equality vs. justice for watching a match without tickets.

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    Jp@nda
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually the difference between equality and equity but ok

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    What do you think about Xavier, Pandas? Were you at all familiar with the meme creator before scrolling through this list? Let us into the secret lore if you know more, and, in the meantime, don’t forget to check out our previous post about Xavier here and some bonus funny cursed comments here!

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    #20

    Xavier's savage response to a fun fact about bees following a car, questioning who counted them.

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    RamiRudolph
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy, just count the legs and divide by four.

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    #21

    Xavier's savage response claiming he never apologizes because he is never wrong.

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    SlothyK8
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to say "conceit is a fault and I don't have any"... ;)

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    #22

    Xavier's savage response to a woman holding a man's hand while dangling from a skyscraper.

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    miguel
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you love something, set it free.

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    #29

    Xavier's savage response about honey production, humorously admitting to making up facts for dramatic effect.

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    Roman Arendt
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how the interwebz works, Xavier adapted perfectly.

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    #30

    Xavier offers a savage and humorous third plan for becoming a doctor to internet nonsense.

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    keyboardtek
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plan C is what my friend did. But to be safe, two of his daughters became doctors.

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    #32

    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense, comparing modern philosophers.

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    Kaz
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is like a díck. sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, it’s not going to be hard forever, and it just takes a little ride to work itself out.

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    #34

    Xavier's savage response on eating fries alone versus with friends.

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    3rd picture, use a knife and fork like civilised people.

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    #35

    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense on differentiating big cats.

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    SCP 4666
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run away from.a cheetah? Good luck with that. They're more like big kitties anyway☺️

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    #39

    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense, comparing an IUD to a toy.

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    SM
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the responses here I was wondering if they still sale this toy (you know maybe you have to be a certain age to get it). But I looked and they still sale them, but I guess they aren't very popular. The ones found have LEDs in them, certainly didn't have that when I was a kid.

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