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Usually, going to the store is a pretty mundane experience. But for Costco members, it’s nothing short of an event.

We’re talking hours spent wandering aisles stacked floor to ceiling with everything from giant teddy bears to industrial-sized tubs of mayo, all while strategically hitting every free sample station like it’s a five-course meal. And no trip is complete without ending at the food court for that legendary $1.50 hot dog combo that somehow hasn’t changed in price since the dawn of time.

Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets from Costco superfans that perfectly capture all the magic and madness of shopping there. Scroll down and try not to feel personally called out.

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adamgreattweet Report

Tim Fawcett
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1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like the best sort of picking up hot chicks

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    Giraffe Sitter
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a first date at Costco would tell you more about a person than any other date would. Bonus if there’s a bookstore in the same shopping center.

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    _ericcurtin Report

    sbj
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Leave some for the rest of us!

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    DestryBrod Report

    CK
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    29 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The profanity was necessary, actually.

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    Dexerto Report

    sbj
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from the post earlier from the greedy eric curtin we'll all have to drink the Bourbon without a dog on the side

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    greg16676935420 Report

    sturmwesen
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that hot dog directly on the metall?🤢

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    #16

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    Ace
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The All Bran in kellogs breakfast cereal variety oacks.

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    BigLen_ Report

    Ace
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=cgq5xSnBMgI

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    MNateShyamalan Report

    Khavrinen
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    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need the hot tub so you'll have someplace to put a Costco sized serving of cereal.

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    DagoSupremacy Report

    Rupert Gilliand
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was their race relevant to the anecdote if not racism?

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