A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. They both drink a bit, but then the giraffe trips, falls, and dies.
The man enjoys a few more drinks before paying and heading to the door. However, the bartender stops him, saying,
"Hey, you can't leave that lyin here!" to which the man replied,
"You fool, it's a giraffe, not a lion."
The man enjoys a few more drinks before paying and heading to the door. However, the bartender stops him, saying,
"Hey, you can't leave that lyin here!" to which the man replied,
"You fool, it's a giraffe, not a lion."