EXPLAINED: I wrote a book joke - The Real Truth

TJler: Thank you for taking the time and consideration to comment. Thanks to your deep insight, knowledge of what is and is not funny, and what is and is not boring, I am now retiring from attempts at humor, irony, silliness, and pretty much going to pack it all in and live in a tiny house off grid. From now on I'll never attempt to amuse myself, which was the genesis of this post. Speaking of posts, yours aren't funny, but are cute, but also not boring, nor exciting... simply they do exist, and elicit no reaction whatsoever, though congrats on becoming a father. I found your spelling of "babey" and the creative word invention of "suchforth" to be very funny, and not boring. I suggest this: Before you go negative on someone's post, on their personal creativity or interest, show something better. Create and post something creative, have the courage to put it out there. I see tons of things I may not like, but I don't bother to go negative. So I challenge you to show me something.