When my cousin got married for the 2nd time he had a genius idea to MC his own wedding. The whole family knew the woman he was marrying was his mistress he was cheating on his first wife with. He told the story of how he and his new wife met.
According to his story they met in church after he farted loudly. She was sitting in front of him turned around and said I like your style fart boy. They also had sheets at every place setting with rules for their wedding.
One of them was how since they found clinking of glasses annoying to get the newly wed couple to kiss they wanted your entire table to stand up and sing a song.
I was at a table with my brothers, my now wife, and a couple other cousins. I was trying to convince everyone to stand up and sing the song "Your Cheating Heart", but no one would do it with me.
According to his story they met in church after he farted loudly. She was sitting in front of him turned around and said I like your style fart boy. They also had sheets at every place setting with rules for their wedding.
One of them was how since they found clinking of glasses annoying to get the newly wed couple to kiss they wanted your entire table to stand up and sing a song.
I was at a table with my brothers, my now wife, and a couple other cousins. I was trying to convince everyone to stand up and sing the song "Your Cheating Heart", but no one would do it with me.