While driving, he saw a woman wearing only a bra. Distracted, he crashed his car. He sued the woman, and we were about to win the case before he decided to make the woman try on the bra to prove that it was hers. The woman was wearing a a leotard at the time, and so the bra didn't fit. I mean, of course a bra's not going to fit on over a leotard. A bra's got to fit right up against a person's skin... like a glove!
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