
In England please respect the queue.
Jumping the queue will bring forth a seething rage and putrid hatred that spews forth tutting and a passive aggressive muttering rant that's loud enough for others, but not you, to hear
"Oh no you go ahead mate, I'll just stand back here with everyone else, good job I didn't have anything on at all...."
The queue is so deeply entrenched in the psyche of the nation that during the 2011 England riots that lasted a week, during which the social fabric broke down, looters could be seen to queue outside the shops they were robbing.
Please respect the queue!
