Remember when kids had normal names? Like Michael, James, Sarah, Michelle or Mark... Nowadays, it seems like new parents aren't just thinking outside the box when it comes to naming their babies, they're burning the box altogether.
Many of us were a little surprised, or even amused, when we found out in 2004 that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin had called their baby girl Apple. Then Elon Musk came along in 2020 and seemingly said, "hold my beer," as he and Grimes named their son X. Just when we were coming to terms with that, the baby's name was changed to X Æ A-Xii. It's pronounced "X Ash A Twelve," in case you were wondering.
I think it's safe to say we may as well accept that anything goes when it comes to naming babies these days. But that doesn't make some names any less bizarre, hilarious or brutal. Bored Panda has put together some of the most "unique" names that kids are being forced to live with, and many might have you appreciating your own boring moniker.
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Many of the names on this list are a breeze compared to X Æ A-12. You'd be forgiven for thinking that Elon Musk's son's name is code for something. And it sort of is.
"First of all, my partner's the one that mostly came up with the name," Musk once revealed on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. "I mean it's just X, the letter X, and the 'Æ' is pronounced, 'Ash,' and then, A-12 is my contribution."
The billionaire added that A-12 stood for "Archangel 12, the precursor to the SR-71, coolest plane ever."
In case you're wondering, X Æ A-12 is pronounced "X Ash A Twelve." According to CNET, "Æ" is a character used in some languages, including Danish and Norwegian. It's often pronounced "ash," but some people pronounce each letter, saying "A E."
Are They Dogs? Lmao
No Clue Even How You Pronounce This
Musk has more than a dozen children with a handful of different women. Three of them, including X Æ A-12, are with singer Grimes. Grimes and Musk also share a daughter called Exa Dark Sideræl (nicknamed Y), and a son, Tau Techno Mechanicus.
When explaining X Æ A-12's name, Grimes tweeted that she called X "the unknown variable," and said that Æ was "my elven spelling of Ai," which she explained as "love and/or artificial intelligence."
The A-12, she said, was "our favorite aircraft," adding that it's "no weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent." According to Grimes, the A in A-12 stood for "Archangel," which she revealed was "my favorite song."
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Friend’s Daughter, Pronounced (Honesty)
This poor kid 100% gets called Aw Nasty. 😕 Or they will be once the other children learn how to read.
What In The Fine China Wannabe Royalty Is This Nonsense?
X Æ A-12 isn't alone with his rather unique name. There are a string of celebrity babies and kids sporting highly unusual names.
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox’s daughter is called Saga Blade Fox-Baker, while Fox's son with Brian Austin Green is named Journey. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West clearly also don't do "boring" baby names. "The names Saint and Chicago were reportedly Kardashian’s idea, as a tribute to West’s roots," reports Vogue. "Kris Jenner championed the name Psalm—and North, well, that moniker originated from a joke by Jay Leno."
Took Me A Second To Realise His Name Was Cross
Should I Ask Y?
Well, X is sometimes pronounced as a Z. Like in Xavier. This still doesn't make sense though.
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were among the first celebrity couples to wow us with their choice of baby name. But now that we have kids like X Æ A-12, the name Apple doesn't seem so strange after all.
When explaining her daughter's name in 2004, Paltrow told Oprah Winfrey that “apples are so sweet, and they’re wholesome, and it’s biblical, and I just thought it sounded so lovely.”
W'ow
OK I'm drawing the line at apostrophes and and accent marks. These are the kind of people who would use Norse Runes if they could.
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Beth Riesgraf and Jason Lee reportedly took inspiration from the opening track of Grandaddy's 2000 album The Sophtware Slump when naming their child. Bizarrely, the song is titled “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot,” and their son's name is Pilot Inspektor.
Jamie Oliver certainly doesn't shy away from offbeat baby names. The British chef and restaurateur's kids are called Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy Bear Maurice, and River Rocket Blue Dallas.
Name Origins
Compared to some of these, this isn't that bad. Just shorten it to Rae and move on.
Do I Tell My Friend?
So my friend (22F) is currently pregnant and she and her partner have been struggling to agree on names. I’ve just been sent these messages with the names they have chosen. At first I thought it was a typo but unfortunately she actually wants to call her baby ‘Equador’. I don’t want to seem nosy or controlling but I feel I’d be doing a disservice if I didn’t say something. Please help!
The parents must be Americans. Only people who went through the USA education system wouldn't know that.
Erica
Cardi B and Offset have a daughter called Kulture Kiari. The Kiari part comes from Offset's legal name, which is Kiari Kendrell Cephus. And Kulture could have been Culture but it's spelled with a K, because, as Cardi B tweeted in 2018, “anything else woulda been basic Okrrrrr.”
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Despite the thousands of fairly normal names out there to choose from, Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton decided to name their son Audio Science. Yes, really.
Then there's Adelaide Gail Zappa and Frank Zappa who seemingly refused to be outdone in the world of weird baby names. Their children are called Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet, and Diva Thin Muffin.
What Will Baby Boy #2 End Up Becoming?
It's supposed to be Skylar. How awful. He's going to spend his life explaining that. At least until he's old enough to legally change it!
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Ou…
"Moon or Motörhood were the two original contenders, and Unit was chosen because, as the eldest, Moon’s birth symbolized the family as a unit," reports Vogue. "Dweezil actually began as a pet name coined by Zappa for his wife’s pinky toe and was later adapted for their son. However, the hospital refused to register Dweezil under that name, so it remained a nickname (born Ian Donald Calvin Euclid) until he insisted on legally changing it at the age of five."
Ahmet — the odd one out — doesn't have an odd name at all. His is a common Turkish and Muslim name, and was a tribute to the co-founder of Atlantic Records, Ahmet Ertegun. As for Diva, her name was reportedly chosen because she was a rather vocal baby.
I’m Speechless
How Do I Respond To This Without Being Super Rude?
More extra silent letters. Just why? Do these people get paid by the letter?
Baby “Sausage”
Know why you never heard of this name before? BECAUSE IT’S NOT A NAME, IT’S A BREAKFAST FOOD. I won’t even get into the alternative meaning.
Thankfully, despite some really odd baby names, most people are still settling for fairly normal names. The Social Security Administration (SSA) released its annual list of the most popular names in the United States recently. They're based on babies born and named in 2025.
For girls, the top 5 are Olivia, Charlotte, Emma, Amelia and Sophia. The most popular baby boy names are Liam, Noah, Oliver, Theodore and Henry. Rather cute if you ask us. And definitely a whole lot easier to pronounce than X Æ A-12!
Poor Children
Look. There are just some names that should be off the table, for everyone, forever.
This Can’t Be Real, Right?
I Snorted
Oh Neaux…
"Snow"? Either that or it's from that Futurama episode with the Amazonian aliens.
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Kamila Is Obviously The Favourite
Their parents are a combination of brother and sister, I assume?
One Is Not Quite The Same As The Others
Did one of the parents have a seizure while filling out Coughangela's birth certificate??
Hodgkin
Morgan Presley Named Her Baby Pony Ramone
One Of My Older Cousins Sent This To Me… Im Sorry But Vaselinea??
is vaselinea a tragedeigh? how do i convince her to going back to choosing the name serena.
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Brynlynsyn????
Not Sure How I Feel About This One
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Random Name Generator Would Do These Kids Better
Tragedeigh Or Cute?
Of All The Names You Could Have Chosen…
Noticed Some "Yooneek" Names At A Place I Volunteered At
Some nations have laws to protect children from this sort of lunacy.
Yooneese?
Anyone else familiar with the Dooneese (Kristen Wiig) skit on Saturday Night Live. That's all I can think of. 😂😂 Link below.
Kinkey Has Gotta Be One Of The Worst Names I’ve Seen
Jream? More Like A Nightmare
One Would Assume She Probably Prefers Being Called Auntie
The Name Is Everything The Name Isn't
Emberlyden
What’s Worse, The Tattoo Or The Name?
My College Friend And The Very 'Intestinal'-Sounding New Name She Chose For Her Daughter
Can We Snap People Who Use Their Children As Fandom Adverts?
This is the name of a cat or dog. If you want to give someting a fandom name, name your dog or cat Thanos, not a human child.
Whatever Floats Your Boat
From Our Local Newspaper's Birth Announcements
It sounds like Madeline. And compared to some of these horrors it's fairly mild.
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Typo or autocorrect error, I’m guessing. Her name is Demetria according to the picture of the chalkboard, wtih Demi being the diminutive of that name.
In France there are laws against that. The registering officer is allowed to refuse à first name if they think it can be prejudicial to the kid. If the parents insist, they can go to trial, but most of the time the judge gives reason to the officer.
In France there are laws against that. The registering officer is allowed to refuse à first name if they think it can be prejudicial to the kid. If the parents insist, they can go to trial, but most of the time the judge gives reason to the officer.
