BIZARRE: Wild things impress date - What They Never Told You

I pretended to like Tyler the creator because I needed an excuse to talk to him, than he surpised me with Tyler the creator tickets shortly after. I had to learn all the songs & now I love Tyler lol.

i “drunk-called” him, but i was not drunk.

Everyone is talking about the Pavlovian theory, but I wrote a three page love letter in French.

I would wait by the stair case and I memorized his laugh so whenever I heard it down the hall I would walk at the right moment to perfectly bump into him. Even if it was just to look at him.

Learned chess just for him,even tho i dont understand a single thing then i got so addicted i play everyday he joined a contest in our school and i ended up playing with him and i won +.

I spent 5 hours finding his Spotify, memorized every single song and added them to my playlists and we bonded over our music taste. We are engaged now.

I studied Calculus so harddddd so that my name will be next to him on the ranking.

Tried so hard to get into detention where he was at but I was such a good student each teacher kept forgiving me I was like PLEASE PUNISH ME.

Confiscated his water bottle and noticed it was Kirkland water so i tried to go to costco every chance i possibly could to see if i would catch him there.

found his apartment complex based on a white wall. he's married with a kid now.

once i drew i pic of him as a knight saving me as a princess on a horse and he found it and ripped it up in front of me.

i memorised his id number, opened his uni application to see where he gonna go and applied to the same uni.

scroll through reels and find the ones he liked and write what they were about in my notes app and then bring it up in person.

i chased a squirrel in the middle of us talking (hunger games was super popular the time and everyone wanted to prove they were athletic). the squirrel outran me.

found his biological dad (hes been adopted like his whole life), and I told him I found him and showed him the photo I was 11 byw.

I found his baby picture on Facebook and made it my Lock Screen. Whenever someone asked I’d say “that’s what my kids are gonna look like”.

i used to pretend I lived in the same direction as him so I could see him for longer. (this went on for a year, I actually lived a 20 minute walk in the opposite direction ) now we're dating and when he came to my house for the first time he said "i thought you lived down that way?" I just said "oh yeah I moved."

I watched all of one piece.

I almost fell off a cliff/tree branch hanging over a river just so he could catch me (he grabbed my waist so a wins a win).

I created a fake account pretending to be this pretty girl and started talking to him and eventually established that this fake girl and him both knew ME and then as the girl I started talking bad about myself with him to get him to defend me and make him realise that I was the one for him… it backfired and turns out this guy actually had a deep rooted hatred for me and thought I was a weirdo I got offended obviously and made it WORSE by staging that this girl was my stalker and telling him that this girl was stalking me and uhh yeah not my proudest moment.