Orange and white cat playing on a shelf, reaching out to catch a red and white spotted mushroom toy, Cathlete in action.

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Dear Old Man and Old Woman,

I thought you would like to know I have broken my record for one lap of the house, taking in every room and climbing every stick of furniture. Sorry about the collateral damage.

Toffee

Dear Toffee,

First, well done. Second, WHAT COLLATERAL DAMAGE?

The Old Man and Old Woman

Dear Old Man and Old Woman,

Collateral damage? Is that all you can think about when I have successfully combined athleticism with beauty, creativity with cunning and unleashed my inner power?

There may be a few trinkets and plant pots that have succumbed to my magnetism.

Toffee

My book Catty Conversations is on Amazon.

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Cathlete

This is Toffee Keenor-Leach. She says: "I have been called a feline diva, a tyrant, grumpy, controlling and manipulative. But enough of the compliments, I am just a cat who, despite my sweet name, doea not suffer fools gladly."

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some people call me Diane, Deanna, or even Liana sometimes), and I am an Artist Ventures Lead at Bored Panda. In my role, I work closely with artists and creators from all over the world, helping bring their work to a wider audience and highlighting the incredible things people create. A big part of what I do is connecting talented artists with the platform and making sure their projects, stories, and visuals get the recognition they deserve. Outside of work, you can usually find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, going to concerts, and spending time with my cats (heavy on that one, because I’m definitely a cat mom).

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