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David Jeffery

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David Jeffery

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David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Circle of friends?

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Movies are not a reliable peer reviewed source.

David Jeffery • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

37 People Asked The Internet For Savage Comebacks, And These Replies Did Not Disappoint

As Taylor Swift says, there may be no I in team but you can't spell Awesome without Me

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

No one will even notice that

37 People Asked The Internet For Savage Comebacks, And These Replies Did Not Disappoint

As Taylor Swift says, there may be no I in team but you can't spell Awesome without Me

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David Jeffery • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

Why would you want to?

David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

“My Husband Has A Hot Dog Counter”: 75 Times People Needed To Tweet The Hilarious Things Their Spouses Did

Oh my god, hang it on the clothesline! What is it with you people and dryers?

51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

And quite often repairs won't be fixed by the landlord anyway, or they'll do a half-arsed job. So what's the difference?

“My Husband Has A Hot Dog Counter”: 75 Times People Needed To Tweet The Hilarious Things Their Spouses Did

Oh my god, hang it on the clothesline! What is it with you people and dryers?

51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

And quite often repairs won't be fixed by the landlord anyway, or they'll do a half-arsed job. So what's the difference?

51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

I am very much looking forward to reading your memoir when it comes out. You sound like you've led a fascinating life - good times and bad. I'm not trolling, I really think you should write a memoir.

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David Jeffery • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

What a weird teacher

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

Ooh legal, tender money is the best there is

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

What a weird teacher

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

Ooh legal, tender money is the best there is

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

That's called walking anywhere with my wife

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

That makes absolutely no sense. Who could possibly care if he has a torque wrench or not? I'm really confused with this one; is it some sort of manliness thing?

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

You've made a rod for your own back there. Now you have two people out to get you, when you had none.

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David Jeffery • commented on 7 posts 2 months ago

93 Of The Internet’s Most Favorite Moments That Are Better For You Than The News (New Pics)

Well that's unfortunate

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

Hope you never need a transfusion then.

93 Of The Internet’s Most Favorite Moments That Are Better For You Than The News (New Pics)

Well that's unfortunate

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

Hope you never need a transfusion then.

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

Let me tell you a knock knock joke - you start

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

The sap thing is rubbish but I agree with cutting down on processed sugar

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

I've just turned 60 and I feel like I've stepped into a world that Mad has parodied in the '50's

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

What's a natural sunscreen? Do you mean long sleeves and a hat?

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

Ummm.... what?????

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David Jeffery • upvoted an item 2 months ago

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I used to work for Lowe's and on an internal company broadcast one of the BIG big shots said how time small size of the newest Dewalt tool set would be a great fit for our Latino customers and their smaller hands.

Amazingly he still works there.

David Jeffery • commented on a post 3 months ago

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Actually, it's helped you English gooder

David Jeffery • commented on a post 4 months ago

62 Weird Medical Facts That Turned Out To Be True

Yes, you can die but Guillain Barre syndrome is fully recoverable. Source? My wife was an ICU nurse who managed several of these patients over the years, none of whom died. And you can get GB without being sick previously. No one knows why it happens or why you recover.

David Jeffery • commented on 10 posts 9 months ago

44 Logic Fails That Deserve A Round Of Applause For Effort

I just don't know anymore

44 Logic Fails That Deserve A Round Of Applause For Effort

I can't even work up despair anymore

44 Logic Fails That Deserve A Round Of Applause For Effort

I just don't know anymore

44 Logic Fails That Deserve A Round Of Applause For Effort

I can't even work up despair anymore

44 Logic Fails That Deserve A Round Of Applause For Effort

A billionaire already tried it and couldn't get even one person into parliament. Say what you will about mandatory voting - it works

44 Logic Fails That Deserve A Round Of Applause For Effort

Is it right to just sigh now?

This Instagram Page Nails Antisocial Humor, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Memes

D**n, you beat me to it. By three f*****g days!!!

This Instagram Page Nails Antisocial Humor, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Memes

By the way, the party starts at 8.45

This Instagram Page Nails Antisocial Humor, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Memes

Or waking up 8 minutes before the alarm, falling back to sleep and having the best 4 minutes of sleep you've had the whole night

This Instagram Page Nails Antisocial Humor, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Memes

Thomas Covenant chronicles FTW!

39 Psychological Shortcuts That Actually Help In Real Life

I'm amazed that many of these are genuinely good tricks but half the commentators can't help but say they're rubbish. Why bother reading at all? Oh wait... I think I answered my own question with this comment

39 Psychological Shortcuts That Actually Help In Real Life

Yep, I used this when I was a receptionist at a Specialist office. If one of the doctors was pulled away for an emergency and couldn't see someone, I would go out to reception and sit down with them. Never a bad word was said

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David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

“Aged Like Wine”: 50 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Impressive considering Harris wasn’t the candidate until Biden dropped out in 2024 😅

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Server here, when a table is unhappy and/or I have to deliver bad news, I crouch at the end of the table to put myself physically lower. It makes me less threatening and aids in de-escalation, making the whole thing smoother, and sometimes recovering my tip.