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David Jeffery

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David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 12 hours ago

“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 52 Funny Posts That Range From Random To Deep (New Pics)

You know what? They still might

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

I can remember when McDonald's did Southern Fried chicken. Or was that just Australia?

“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 52 Funny Posts That Range From Random To Deep (New Pics)

You know what? They still might

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

I can remember when McDonald's did Southern Fried chicken. Or was that just Australia?

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

You need to visit us in Australia then. It's like the 90's never left

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David Jeffery • upvoted an item 17 hours ago

“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 52 Funny Posts That Range From Random To Deep (New Pics)

Yeah, but only because they discovered a better energy source. If the sreams were still needed as fuel, he would have gotten a government bailout.

David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

Quite a few of these seem to be of African origin, if I may be so bold, and hence, not really that weird

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

See translation is right

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

Quite a few of these seem to be of African origin, if I may be so bold, and hence, not really that weird

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

See translation is right

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

The cake is funny, though.

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David Jeffery • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

British Bulldog for Australians! And the British, I assume

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

That was a weird time. Was it Young and the Restless that someone was in bed covered by a veil?

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

British Bulldog for Australians! And the British, I assume

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

That was a weird time. Was it Young and the Restless that someone was in bed covered by a veil?

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Love it! Hate it!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

My father in law still wears it

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

So many times. So many, many times

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Yes we were. In Grade 5 for goodness sake!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Both

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Or when the DJ wouldn't just shut the f**k up!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

I can find you one of those near my house, now

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David Jeffery • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“I’ll Never Forget That”: 36 Of The Most Epic Comebacks People Have Used To Shut Others Down

I'm not sure either of these are the flex they believe it is

66 Of The Most Ridiculous Names People Have Ever Encountered

Where is the 'z' sound in this spelling?

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David Jeffery • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Now this is advice you can actually use

63 Examples Of Millennial “Pick Me” Behavior That Still Make Folks Cringe

I'm really glad that you all realised that none of us are worth it

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Now this is advice you can actually use

63 Examples Of Millennial “Pick Me” Behavior That Still Make Folks Cringe

I'm really glad that you all realised that none of us are worth it

37 People Asked The Internet For Savage Comebacks, And These Replies Did Not Disappoint

As Taylor Swift says, there may be no I in team but you can't spell Awesome without Me

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

No one will even notice that

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

I'm not

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

Just.... really??

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

Were you though?

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

It quite clearly says Day Month Year. Even if you write it the American way, surely you can read the change?

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

The mystery is why anyone would think any of this is cool

“My Husband Has A Hot Dog Counter”: 75 Times People Needed To Tweet The Hilarious Things Their Spouses Did

Oh my god, hang it on the clothesline! What is it with you people and dryers?

51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

And quite often repairs won't be fixed by the landlord anyway, or they'll do a half-arsed job. So what's the difference?

51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

I am very much looking forward to reading your memoir when it comes out. You sound like you've led a fascinating life - good times and bad. I'm not trolling, I really think you should write a memoir.

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David Jeffery • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Circle of friends?

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Movies are not a reliable peer reviewed source.

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Circle of friends?

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Movies are not a reliable peer reviewed source.

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

Why would you want to?

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David Jeffery • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

What a weird teacher

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

Ooh legal, tender money is the best there is

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

What a weird teacher

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

Ooh legal, tender money is the best there is

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

That's called walking anywhere with my wife

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

That makes absolutely no sense. Who could possibly care if he has a torque wrench or not? I'm really confused with this one; is it some sort of manliness thing?

99 Times People "Found Satan" In These Evil But Harmless Posts

You've made a rod for your own back there. Now you have two people out to get you, when you had none.

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David Jeffery • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Great About America? (Closed)

David Jeffery • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Red Flag That Often Gets Overlooked?

Hey Pandas, Name Something That Should Get People Banished From Society (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Common Stereotype That Gets On Your Nerves? (Closed)

David Jeffery • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Book You Have Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, What Was One Thing That You Learned And It Just Stuck With You? (Closed)

David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 12 hours ago

“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 52 Funny Posts That Range From Random To Deep (New Pics)

You know what? They still might

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

I can remember when McDonald's did Southern Fried chicken. Or was that just Australia?

87 Posts That Prove The ’90s Really Were A Completely Different World

You need to visit us in Australia then. It's like the 90's never left

David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

Quite a few of these seem to be of African origin, if I may be so bold, and hence, not really that weird

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

See translation is right

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

The cake is funny, though.

David Jeffery • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

British Bulldog for Australians! And the British, I assume

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

That was a weird time. Was it Young and the Restless that someone was in bed covered by a veil?

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Love it! Hate it!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

My father in law still wears it

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

So many times. So many, many times

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Yes we were. In Grade 5 for goodness sake!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Both

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

Or when the DJ wouldn't just shut the f**k up!

78 Hilariously Relatable Gen X Memes For Everyone Who Grew Up Before The Internet (New Pics)

I can find you one of those near my house, now

David Jeffery • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

101 Photos Taken Seconds Before Everything Went Wrong

Now who put that there?

101 Photos Taken Seconds Before Everything Went Wrong

Candlestick!!

“I’ll Never Forget That”: 36 Of The Most Epic Comebacks People Have Used To Shut Others Down

I'm not sure either of these are the flex they believe it is

66 Of The Most Ridiculous Names People Have Ever Encountered

Where is the 'z' sound in this spelling?

David Jeffery • commented on a post 1 month ago

59 Commenters Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award For Their Hilarious Posts (New Pics)

Now this is advice you can actually use

David Jeffery • upvoted an item 15 hours ago

“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 52 Funny Posts That Range From Random To Deep (New Pics)

Yeah, but only because they discovered a better energy source. If the sreams were still needed as fuel, he would have gotten a government bailout.

David Jeffery • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Until biological men push babies out of their bodies regularly then men are inferior to women.

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Sixth grade we were taught that girls mature faster, so we need to be patient. Was livid and asked why the boys can't look to the girls as role models? Why do women need to lower themselves, anytime a boy can't keep up.

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Actually, men live longer, make more money and are healthier if they are married. For women, only their finances are better, but nothing else. Actuarial tables do not lie.

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Movies are not a reliable peer reviewed source.

71 Brutally Funny Replies That Ended Up Winning The Whole Post

Circle of friends?

Dumb People Have Access To The Internet Too And Posted These 61 Hilarious Posts

Why would you want to?

David Jeffery • upvoted an item 4 months ago

Delta1225 reply

I used to work for Lowe's and on an internal company broadcast one of the BIG big shots said how time small size of the newest Dewalt tool set would be a great fit for our Latino customers and their smaller hands.

Amazingly he still works there.

David Jeffery • upvoted 8 items 11 months ago

devenburns31 reply

Server here, when a table is unhappy and/or I have to deliver bad news, I crouch at the end of the table to put myself physically lower. It makes me less threatening and aids in de-escalation, making the whole thing smoother, and sometimes recovering my tip.