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Old Canadian Lady

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Old Canadian Lady • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

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“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

It just doesn't have the same heft though...

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

😂

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

It just doesn't have the same heft though...

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

People you want to hang up on...

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Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Love how this is currently #42. DON'T PANIC.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

you can also slam a smartphone down, and it will probably put an end to the call too.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Love how this is currently #42. DON'T PANIC.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

you can also slam a smartphone down, and it will probably put an end to the call too.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

I'm too old to give a rat's booty.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

I keep griping about my lack of a steady job, but then I remember what it was like when I had permanent regular work and wonder if I should just shut up, collect my unemployment payout and be grateful I don't spend my time like this any more.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Was working a shift and someone rudely told me my job was to "just sit there and get paid" and I thought you know what? Suits me fine; I don't f*****g care any more either.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Why did I read battle as b*tthole. And I thought, "Well. I don't really want to google that anyway.. "

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

1) Publicly funded elections. Each candidate gets the same amount. No private funding is allowed. Pay for it through a tax on those in the top 2% of wealth 2) The campaign period lasts for two months only (or less). 3) Election day is a national holiday. 4) Get rid of the electoral college. The candidate who gets the most votes wins. Period. 5) Make voting as easy and accessible as possible. 6) Ranked choice balloting.

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Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

FIRE

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

Get this kid an Oscar

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

FIRE

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

Get this kid an Oscar

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

This is awesome!

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

The kid is giving Art Deco era eccentric baroness

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

."Funny and chaotic photos these folks probably wanted to burn"?! (Current title of this article/post). Nah, it's adorable :)

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

Same kid, same!

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Old Canadian Lady • upvoted an item 3 days ago

33 Social Media Blunders That Probably Got Someone Fired

I suspect the message was too subtle for most people who simply read it as 'don't come here for lunch'.

Old Canadian Lady • commented on a post 3 days ago

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Yeah, it was kind of chewy, tbh.

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

Or security at Freddy's

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

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85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

Or security at Freddy's

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

😄

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

It's a good thing this isn't a current, local listing, because I would be compelled to buy that.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Small children are terrifying.

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Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 8 items 5 days ago

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

If you ever had to watch it as an adult, you'd be surprised how often you would find yourself saying "Jesus Christ,not this again?"

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

I kinda want to submerge myself into this like a Mcdonald's ball pit.

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

If you ever had to watch it as an adult, you'd be surprised how often you would find yourself saying "Jesus Christ,not this again?"

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

I kinda want to submerge myself into this like a Mcdonald's ball pit.

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

As weird as they look, that's still impressive!

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

The Teletubbies have not aged well - and high heels just don't go well on soft grass.

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

Why, what happens if you leave it in direct sunlight?

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

Oh look! It's the President! Or a doctor. Can't tell as they are rather indistinguishable.

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Otterly cat-tivating.

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I would go with F, but that’s probably just wishful thinking

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Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

HAHA gold

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

So do I. And Judi Dench.

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

e-bike. You might wanna get an e-bike. Have I mentioned e-bike? You ever heard of e-bike?

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

I keep hearing Americans say "put the Christ back in Christmas". Sure thing, as soon as you put the Christ back in Christianity.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

e-bike. You might wanna get an e-bike. Have I mentioned e-bike? You ever heard of e-bike?

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

I keep hearing Americans say "put the Christ back in Christmas". Sure thing, as soon as you put the Christ back in Christianity.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

In the US we should start calling those fundamentalist conservatives "Ians", since they've taken the Christ out of Christianity.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

I dropped a plate with spinach. The kitchen was not amused.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

So the movie will be about C3PO and R2D2. I would watch that.

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Can confirm

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Thank you so much - I didn't think of coffee - and that made me laugh (and to the Grandad - It's also Kaffee Bohne in German, coffee bean

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

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Old Canadian Lady • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

😂

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

It just doesn't have the same heft though...

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

People you want to hang up on...

Old Canadian Lady • commented on a post 3 days ago

125 Amusing Posts From Across The Internet For Your Viewing Enjoyment

Yeah, it was kind of chewy, tbh.

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

Or security at Freddy's

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

😄

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

It's a good thing this isn't a current, local listing, because I would be compelled to buy that.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Small children are terrifying.

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

79 Funny Memes That Show Why Eastern Europe Is A Whole Different Universe (New Pics)

Right? It no longer makes my eyes water.

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 7 posts 2 weeks ago

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

Rage!!!

Canadians Are Cracking Up At These 55 Memes About Their Truly One-Of-A-Kind Country

We don't wanna 🇨🇦

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Thy Will Be Done https://share.google/YwDLWCjdNORDitqjt

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Or just a lot of cheese...

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Be kind, rewind.

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My friend works from home and a client was going nuclear on him over some dumb thing that wasn't his fault. Meanwhile, my friend's toddler climbed into his lap and said (basically) "goo goo, ga ga." The client stopped yelling and said, "is that a baby?" and then apologized wholeheartedly and proceeded to carry on in a civil manner until my friend was able to resolve the issue. But appart from that one time, trying to do any sort of work with a baby or toddler is a f****** nightmare.

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Game of thrones cake-pops?

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 16 items 1 day ago

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“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Love how this is currently #42. DON'T PANIC.

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“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Why did I read battle as b*tthole. And I thought, "Well. I don't really want to google that anyway.. "

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“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

I'm too old to give a rat's booty.

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“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

you can also slam a smartphone down, and it will probably put an end to the call too.

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“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

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“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Was working a shift and someone rudely told me my job was to "just sit there and get paid" and I thought you know what? Suits me fine; I don't f*****g care any more either.

“Adult Coffee Break”: 74 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From The Real World (New Pics)

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

33 Social Media Blunders That Probably Got Someone Fired

I suspect the message was too subtle for most people who simply read it as 'don't come here for lunch'.

79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

Same kid, same!

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79 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Blunders Captured On Camera That Still Haunt People Today

The kid is giving Art Deco era eccentric baroness

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