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Old Canadian Lady

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I'm so old, I remember when a pocket calculator was the height of technology.

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Old Canadian Lady • commented on 2 posts 21 hours ago

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Or fake 😭

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Same.

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 2 items 22 hours ago

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Sorry, no sorry. I deeply hate the self check-out. Where I live, there are enough people, and they may decide themselves if they want to sit or stand. What's the point of raising the population (globally from 2.5 billion in the 1950s to 8+ billion today and some idiots want even more), when we at the same time decide to make humans superfluous? Simple, basic work is necessary for those who cannot do, want not to do or do not aspire "high qualified" work.

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They still had hope back then

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 21 items 1 day ago

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

This is why I don't eat the giant, underwater bugs. They taste good but creep me out.

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

When I worked at Tims in a mall, it was like a store, kiosk area with a dining area we closed off every night. But we couldn't lock the doors from the inside. So, we had the gate closed but unlocked. The chairs would be up, food getting boxed and tossed (This manager didn't like waste. We gave most away to a lady who worked at a soup kitchen. Any extras we got to bring home.), the tills would in the process of being counted and put in the safe in the back. Every now and then, someone would come along, open the gate, waltz in and start ordering and arguing on the fact we're "still there, working". Thankfully security was able to come and kick them out. Always a highlight of the night.

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

This is why I don't eat the giant, underwater bugs. They taste good but creep me out.

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

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Old Canadian Lady • upvoted an item 2 days ago

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

I miss those days

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

48 Wonderfully Terrible Wax Statues That Might Actually Amuse You

What the hee hee héll?

48 Wonderfully Terrible Wax Statues That Might Actually Amuse You

Pablo, Jorge, Juan and Gringo!

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted an item 6 days ago

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

Darn, turns out I'm just toast.

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

I found out that I'm a deeply empathetic healer of a garlic loaf who is always there to listen, takes charge in an emergency, and who has a quirky sense of humor that makes all the dinner rolls want to be my friend.

89 Random Images That Make Absolutely No Sense And Are Weird As Hell

Surrounded by his "friends."

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

89 Random Images That Make Absolutely No Sense And Are Weird As Hell

Surrounded by his "friends."

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

I'm surprised BP hasn't hidden this post, like they do with all links. ;-)

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Old Canadian Lady • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

No, we see Kraft Dinner.

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

😍

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

No, we see Kraft Dinner.

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

😍

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

Now I want to know what garlic bread I am!

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

Dat be a photogenic lamb, but still fine!

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Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

Cheesy joke.

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So smol...

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

Cheesy joke.

47 Cute And Hilarious Raccoon Pics That Might Steal Your Heart

So smol...

47 Cute And Hilarious Raccoon Pics That Might Steal Your Heart

"Only if you do the Cancan again!"

47 Cute And Hilarious Raccoon Pics That Might Steal Your Heart

Draw me like one of your French girls

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Old Canadian Lady • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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"Scenes In An Eggshell": I Made Art From Eggshells While Living In A Small Space With A Toddler (6 Pics)

Old Canadian Lady • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was A Near-Death Situation You Faced? (Closed)

Old Canadian Lady • submitted 6 list additions 3 years ago

"Scenes In An Eggshell": I Made Art From Eggshells While Living In A Small Space With A Toddler (6 Pics)

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 2 posts 21 hours ago

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Or fake 😭

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Same.

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

No, we see Kraft Dinner.

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

😍

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

Now I want to know what garlic bread I am!

77 Pure And Funny Animal Memes To Calm Your Brain (New Pics)

Dat be a photogenic lamb, but still fine!

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

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Highschool chemistry class?

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Given that I'm scrolling bp because my husband's snoring is keeping me awake, I feel you might be a genius! 😉

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

I hope his life insurance is paid up!

51 Funny Dark Memes That You Might Want To Immediately Send To Your Friends

At my school, you had to be 8 years old to use the paper cutter or the record player.

“My Love Doll Gave Me A Urinary Tract Infection”: 59 Embarrassing Posts That Are The Epitome Of Cringe

Probably better not knowing anything about him.

45 Stories Of Things Falling Apart With Impressive Speed The Second Nobody Was Looking

Kids have superpowers... dark, dark superpowers.

Old Canadian Lady • commented on 8 posts 3 weeks ago

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Eesh!

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Looks like a fire trap...

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

🤮

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Musty.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

And probably haunted...

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

People are stupid.

“The Horror”: 30 Epic PR Fails That People Can’t Believe Actually Happened

Same!

103 Memes That You May Love If You’re Looking For Something Randomly Funny (New Pics)

That cone had a child.

Old Canadian Lady • upvoted 20 items 20 hours ago

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Even better! 2 Jack Blacks to represent humanity to the alien invaders

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

No, like a woman who is tired of leers and lewd comments every time she eats a banana in front of 80% of men.

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Bite very aggressively while staring them de*ad in the eyes to assert dominance.

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Absolutely!

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

This is why I don't eat the giant, underwater bugs. They taste good but creep me out.

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

but what if they throw it away?

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85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Paint me like your French bulldogs!

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

YouTube has great recipes!!!

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85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

Act your wage!

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Is it 2021 again?

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

The love language we didn't know we needed.

85 Memes To Make You Chuckle When You Need It The Most

He didn't exercise foresight. A public proposal is not a flex. What a dumb bell.

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Now on Yemu

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