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mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Images Rarely Seen In History Books, Courtesy Of This FB Page

as a San Franciscan, it really isn’t much better now a days. of course that’s an exaggeration, but homelessness and drugs are such a big problem that it’s really kind of the downfall of such an amazing city

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

and then everyone and clapped and that cst grew up to be ronald f*****g reagan

50 Images Rarely Seen In History Books, Courtesy Of This FB Page

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

and then everyone and clapped and that cst grew up to be ronald f*****g reagan

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

that’s the point of the post

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

every day

30 Oddly Unsatisfying Images

ocd is also having to complete patterns as a response to an intrusive thought, such as locking the door multiple times, or having the right amount of steps in a crosswalk etc etc

40 Incredibly Dumb Things People Have Said That They Probably Regretted Afterwards

i’m so sorry

40 Incredibly Dumb Things People Have Said That They Probably Regretted Afterwards

as a San Franciscan, it actually connects the lower 48 with hawaii

45 ‘Karens’ That Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It Online, As Shared By This Online Group

they’re savory flaky pastries often served with gravy. look up biscuits and sausage gravy. best thing ever

45 ‘Karens’ That Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It Online, As Shared By This Online Group

not to defend her, but 10 is a little early to stop serving breakfast

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

is iSpy an apple product

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

disney bought marvel a long time ago

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

heterosexual…

40 Of The Most Creative Vintage Ads That Show Just How Different The World Used To Be

PENIS TENNIS BALL?!

40 Times People Tried To Argue With Years Of Science But Got Ridiculed Instead, As Shared On This Group (New Pics)

i think you mean point break

These 45 Signs Are As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot And People Couldn’t Resist Sharing Them

have you guys never heard of sagging? this isn’t quite a useless sign. if it’s a professional setting it kind of makes sense(?)

50 Memezar Memes That Are Hilariously Relatable

squid games is a korean tv show in which the characters play children’s games for money

50 Celebrity Look-Alikes That People Shared In The ‘Walmart Celebrities’ Online Group (New Pics)

that’s not professor snape that’s professor Snorp

This Instagram Account Collects The Most “Cursed Images” On The Internet, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

i am gronk

This Instagram Account Collects The Most “Cursed Images” On The Internet, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

only fans is a subscription based porn service where people pay to see nude pictures of a certain type person they are a fan of, hence only fans

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mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

45 New Unexpectedly Hilarious And Dark 'Last Place Comics' That Might Make Your Day

My brain was completely confused by "Cart" instead of "Kart" 🥸

50 “Today I Learned” Facts That Might Pique Your Interest

you literally just stated the same exact thing this post said. tell me, was it necessary?

45 New Unexpectedly Hilarious And Dark 'Last Place Comics' That Might Make Your Day

My brain was completely confused by "Cart" instead of "Kart" 🥸

50 “Today I Learned” Facts That Might Pique Your Interest

you literally just stated the same exact thing this post said. tell me, was it necessary?

50 “Today I Learned” Facts That Might Pique Your Interest

There is an extremely rare condition called C**A, where you completely lose your sense of pain. While it may seem cool, it also means you lose your sense of smell. A man diagnosed with C**A once reported that when he invited his friend over for a car ride, his friend smelt gas, something the man had never noticed (because he couldn’t smell). Luckily, they were able to safely fix the problem, or else who knows what would have happened!

People Are Sharing Their Best 'Zero Waste' Tips And Tricks, Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful Ones (New Pics)

Shark shaped truck doo doo doo doo doo doo …

30 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

never heard about, thank you

40 Incredibly Dumb Things People Have Said That They Probably Regretted Afterwards

Same! SHYT!

40 Photos That Prove Modern Capitalism Has Gone Out Of Hand

Homeless. The word is homeless.

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

is iSpy an apple product

40 Photos That Prove Modern Capitalism Has Gone Out Of Hand

People need to stop with the dumb "unhoused" c**p. It's "homeless." Has been for ages. Just like calling significant others "partners" because you're so obsessed with proving to others how equal you are that you'll reduce your relationship to a job.

40 Of The Most Creative Vintage Ads That Show Just How Different The World Used To Be

"In Soviet Russia, TV watches you."

These 45 Signs Are As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot And People Couldn’t Resist Sharing Them

have you guys never heard of sagging? this isn’t quite a useless sign. if it’s a professional setting it kind of makes sense(?)

30 Of The Funniest And Most Random Text Interactions Ever, According To This Twitter Profile

they cant get scared off because they are locked in my basement

“The Average Number Of Human Skeletons Inside The Human Body Isn’t 1”: 30 Facts That Sound Fake But Are True, As Shared Online

Betty White invented sliced bread

40 Times People Tried To Argue With Years Of Science But Got Ridiculed Instead, As Shared On This Group (New Pics)

'Your sanity' THAT DOENST EXISTSTRS!!!!!!!! *charges like a bull that saw red*

50 Celebrity Look-Alikes That People Shared In The ‘Walmart Celebrities’ Online Group (New Pics)

that’s not professor snape that’s professor Snorp

This Instagram Account Collects The Most “Cursed Images” On The Internet, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

i am gronk

50 Celebrity Look-Alikes That People Shared In The ‘Walmart Celebrities’ Online Group (New Pics)

Wait he’s kinda cute- DONT HATE ME

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mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Who Do You Think Is The Most Overrated Musician?

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • submitted 8 new posts 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Stupidest Ad You Have Ever Seen?

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Hey Pandas, It’s Pride Month! Tell Me Your Sexuality And Gender Identity ! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, List All The Artists In Your Playlist

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Hey Lgbtq+ Pandas, How Has Coming Out Treated You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, I Need Some Sad Songs To Listen To! Post Some For Me!

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Hey Pandas With A Disability Or Disorder, What’s The Worst Thing Someone Has Said To You About It? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You Took (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Movie Theater Experience? (Closed)

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • submitted 2 new posts 5 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Mental Health Journey! (Closed)

I Have Christian Grandparents And Don’t Know How To Come Out To Them!

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest?

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • submitted 8 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Or Favorite Moment From The Past Year? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Character From Any Mythology, Folklore Or Legend? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's One Encouraging Thing That You Would Tell Someone Who's Struggling? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Were Told That You Have 24 Hours Left To Live, What Would You Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Holiday Song? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Most Life-Altering Moments Of 2022 So Far?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done? (Closed)

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • submitted 11 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weird Youtube Channel You've Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Marvel Character (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Participate In A What If - Auto Text Challenge (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Advice For A 6th Grader? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Where Are You From? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Annoying Thing About Your Sibling? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type “No Karen” And Let Autocorrect Do The Rest (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Darkest Thing You’ve Ever Thought? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Could You Guys Give Me Some Tips On How To Overcome My Sadness? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Proud Of Your Country?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Annoying Thing Your Pet Does? (Closed)

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Images Rarely Seen In History Books, Courtesy Of This FB Page

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

and then everyone and clapped and that cst grew up to be ronald f*****g reagan

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

that’s the point of the post

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

every day

30 Oddly Unsatisfying Images

ocd is also having to complete patterns as a response to an intrusive thought, such as locking the door multiple times, or having the right amount of steps in a crosswalk etc etc

40 Incredibly Dumb Things People Have Said That They Probably Regretted Afterwards

i’m so sorry

40 Incredibly Dumb Things People Have Said That They Probably Regretted Afterwards

as a San Franciscan, it actually connects the lower 48 with hawaii

45 ‘Karens’ That Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It Online, As Shared By This Online Group

they’re savory flaky pastries often served with gravy. look up biscuits and sausage gravy. best thing ever

45 ‘Karens’ That Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It Online, As Shared By This Online Group

not to defend her, but 10 is a little early to stop serving breakfast

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

is iSpy an apple product

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

disney bought marvel a long time ago

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

heterosexual…

40 Of The Most Creative Vintage Ads That Show Just How Different The World Used To Be

PENIS TENNIS BALL?!

40 Times People Tried To Argue With Years Of Science But Got Ridiculed Instead, As Shared On This Group (New Pics)

i think you mean point break

These 45 Signs Are As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot And People Couldn’t Resist Sharing Them

have you guys never heard of sagging? this isn’t quite a useless sign. if it’s a professional setting it kind of makes sense(?)

50 Memezar Memes That Are Hilariously Relatable

squid games is a korean tv show in which the characters play children’s games for money

50 Celebrity Look-Alikes That People Shared In The ‘Walmart Celebrities’ Online Group (New Pics)

that’s not professor snape that’s professor Snorp

This Instagram Account Collects The Most “Cursed Images” On The Internet, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

i am gronk

This Instagram Account Collects The Most “Cursed Images” On The Internet, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

only fans is a subscription based porn service where people pay to see nude pictures of a certain type person they are a fan of, hence only fans

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

45 New Unexpectedly Hilarious And Dark 'Last Place Comics' That Might Make Your Day

My brain was completely confused by "Cart" instead of "Kart" 🥸

The Rich vs. The Poor

50 “Today I Learned” Facts That Might Pique Your Interest

you literally just stated the same exact thing this post said. tell me, was it necessary?

40 Photos That Prove Modern Capitalism Has Gone Out Of Hand

Homeless. The word is homeless.

People Are Sharing Their Best 'Zero Waste' Tips And Tricks, Here Are 30 Of The Most Helpful Ones (New Pics)

Shark shaped truck doo doo doo doo doo doo …

30 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

never heard about, thank you

40 Incredibly Dumb Things People Have Said That They Probably Regretted Afterwards

Same! SHYT!

“At Night She Will Tell Me, Crying, That She Wished I Died Instead Of Mommy”: 30 Parents Tell Of The Things Their Kids Do That Absolutely Break Their Hearts

is iSpy an apple product

40 Of The Most Creative Vintage Ads That Show Just How Different The World Used To Be

"In Soviet Russia, TV watches you."

40 Times People Tried To Argue With Years Of Science But Got Ridiculed Instead, As Shared On This Group (New Pics)

'Your sanity' THAT DOENST EXISTSTRS!!!!!!!! *charges like a bull that saw red*

30 Of The Funniest And Most Random Text Interactions Ever, According To This Twitter Profile

they cant get scared off because they are locked in my basement

These 45 Signs Are As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot And People Couldn’t Resist Sharing Them

have you guys never heard of sagging? this isn’t quite a useless sign. if it’s a professional setting it kind of makes sense(?)

30 Times People Lost Their Job In The Most Ridiculous Way And Just Had To Share

He means trousers, not underwear.

50 Memezar Memes That Are Hilariously Relatable

Not as disgraceful as grandma's own child naming their child Cambria Kinsleigh

50 Memezar Memes That Are Hilariously Relatable

It's stresses you to work on your maximum, otherwise you'd hardly set a goal to reach your limits.

“The Average Number Of Human Skeletons Inside The Human Body Isn’t 1”: 30 Facts That Sound Fake But Are True, As Shared Online

Betty White invented sliced bread

50 Celebrity Look-Alikes That People Shared In The ‘Walmart Celebrities’ Online Group (New Pics)

they’re talking about real post malone…

50 Celebrity Look-Alikes That People Shared In The ‘Walmart Celebrities’ Online Group (New Pics)

Wait he’s kinda cute- DONT HATE ME

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