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PirateOctopus • commented on a post 8 months ago

These 35 Pets Went From Shelter To Snuggles And It Shows (July Edition)

Or from about 10 years ago, if anyone on this site has heard of a street cat named bob??!

PirateOctopus • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

If You've Recently Hit The Jackpot Or Got Any Sudden Wealth, This Guy's Advice Is Exactly What You Need

What if they literally haven’t got the money to lend?? It’s not fair to exclude those in poverty from a share of what would help them the most.

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

Just checked out the UK pizza challenges, and it’s normally one size for 1 person, and no cash reward, just you get the pizza for free! This looks like they’d lose money quickly…

If You've Recently Hit The Jackpot Or Got Any Sudden Wealth, This Guy's Advice Is Exactly What You Need

What if they literally haven’t got the money to lend?? It’s not fair to exclude those in poverty from a share of what would help them the most.

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

Just checked out the UK pizza challenges, and it’s normally one size for 1 person, and no cash reward, just you get the pizza for free! This looks like they’d lose money quickly…

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

*860ml.

"Think You Know Acronyms?”: This Trivia Will Either Prove You Right Or Humble You Fast

These are not acronyms, they are initialisms.

From Grade 1 to Grade 12, Test How Well You Remember The Things You Learned In School With This ‘Back To School’ Trivia

The : sign in one of the maths equations totally stumped me. I had no idea it was supposed to be a division sign, I’ve only ever seen it as ➗ or /

When Nature Gets Weird: 50 Odd Facts That May Leave You Looking At The World Differently

Humans kill 328.5million cows per year, so for every 15 million cows killed, a cow will kill a human once. For sharks, it’s one human killed per 20 million sharks, so the cows are taking revenge on us at a greater rate aswell!

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

I wonder if Mike has memories?

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

It doesn’t say it will increase lifespan, it says it will decrease cellular aging, meaning the extra 9 years will be part of your healthy lifespan- it means that the day when your body becomes unhealthy would be delayed by 9 years

50 Funny And Relatable Memes That Perfectly Describe What It’s Like To Work In Hospitality

That’s the idea, to stay awake for several hours after work. The morning was your evening.

After Raving About “Longevity” Medication, “Project Baby Face” Mogul Reveals Side Effects

Why have you all got a bee in your bonnet? Is it because you can’t stick to a healthy diet and exercise regimen, and you’re jealous of someone who can?! 95% of his longevity progress comes from something that everyone of any budget can access:- healthy foods, exercise, and sleep. Most of his remaining supplements cost $5-30.

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PirateOctopus • upvoted 29 items 1 year ago

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

Well not when you're trying to put it up your butt! Although it might be evidence to everyone around you that you need Jesus.

35 Shocking And Terrifying Things People Revealed After Intoxication Took Hold

Well, according to what you said, criminals that killed other people shouldn’t be given a death sentence, because it wouldn’t be superior to what the criminals did to others, right?

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

Well not when you're trying to put it up your butt! Although it might be evidence to everyone around you that you need Jesus.

"You'll Be In Other Pictures": Wife Gets Defensive After Husband Asks Why He’s Not In Family Photos

I wouldn't read too much into the (reported) language used, TBH. There are other alarm bells here, for sure, but some relationships are strong enough that harsh words can be forgivev and forgotten. My wife and I were know to sometimes exchange harsh (ish) words, but those that knew us well also understood that everything would be fine between us half an hour later. I even miss those rows. 😢

"Think You Know Acronyms?”: This Trivia Will Either Prove You Right Or Humble You Fast

These are not acronyms, they are initialisms.

From Grade 1 to Grade 12, Test How Well You Remember The Things You Learned In School With This ‘Back To School’ Trivia

"Harry buys 3 books that each cost $ 5,50... The correct answer is "Harry lives in a fantasy world!"

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Except that weird one who wanted to be especially "kind" to 9 year old girls.

"So Cowardly": Katie Piper Announces 'End Of The Road' Health Update 16 Years After Acid Attack

I don't think I've ever wrote these words before, but I hope Lynch gets his an*s stretched in prison.

"So Cowardly": Katie Piper Announces 'End Of The Road' Health Update 16 Years After Acid Attack

The UK suffers from an extra deranged Islamic cult growing unchecked in the name of misapplied tolerance. It is not just this type of misogyny... Look up the grooming gangs that seem to go unchecked I don't understand why they don't seem to be doing anything about it... Almost covering up the severity of it. Cus even in an actual third world countries with islam being the main religion these super deranged people are dealt with in such a ruthless manner that they have been nigh but expunged. I guess we were used to it. We knew what to do whenever an extra radical islamic mouvement would start to rise cus they LOVE using wars in the middle east as fuel... I say extra radical cus base islam is already insane... Anyway the UK seems to not be familar with how awful that cult is and needs to get REAL familiar REAL quick because it is entrenched... I can't tell you how painful it is to see my mom have to put the hijab on cus a "men seeing her hair would send her to hell"...Or the actual reason which is fear of being shamed by her peers... I dunno man. I don't understand how the west seems not have learned their lessons despite dealing with Christianity. Like is it not clear from the history books what these Abrahamic cults are all about?

Meta Workers Left In “Shock And Disbelief” Amid Mark Zuckerberg’s Controversial LGBTQ+ Changes

Do i sound like that? an angry incel simply because i said censorship is the hight of evil? If these angry incels are left to say what they want to say... THEN WE CAN SEE THEM ON THE OPEN and laught ahaha it is a good thing! But suppressing speech? Now that is scary! Where do we draw the line? Who gets to decide? The god dam ministry of truth? The IMAM? The CCP overlord? WHO decides? Those who use lgbt ppl and minorites and claim to be their allies? As they use them as human shield and treat them like subhumans who are so poor and helpless they need to be protected? the "sheaperds"? Where have i heard that before? Ohh churches when they were in power... THINK about it. When in the history of humankind was censorshiop EVER a good thing? Give me ONE example. JUST ONE! Then downvote me all you want!

It All Makes Sense Now

The 70s Were A Weird Time

History Meme

50 Unnervingly Creepy Things Kids Have Done That Could Have Been In A Horror Movie

Very strange. My youngest woke from a nap crying saying " I want my Mommy back" I said I am your mommy. She said " NO my real mommy before we were killed walking home from Church" She was 3. She has no memory of that but it put goosebumps down my back.

50 Funny And Relatable Memes That Perfectly Describe What It’s Like To Work In Hospitality

All guacamole has lime juice. That's how it's made, no?

50 Funny And Relatable Memes That Perfectly Describe What It’s Like To Work In Hospitality

Not if you add lime juice. Keeps it nice and green.

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

Get your dog to run away further 🤭 for your health

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

That is not true. I cry maybe 10-12 times a year. 20 on a bad one. Maybe I should keep count. My husband has cried 4 times in 16 years that I know of.

Man Thinks Brother’s Girlfriend Is Into Him, Learns The Hard Way She Isn’t: “You Need Therapy”

"Difficult to imagine anyone actually saying that." Gee you never talked to a man? Especially a young one.

50 Unnervingly Creepy Things Kids Have Done That Could Have Been In A Horror Movie

I believe it did ,it's said that our imaginary friends are people that have passed on..

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

Anyone know why this isn't more common?

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

It depends, when you have to wake up. If at around 6-7 am, than yeah, can cause mental problems, because sleeping less than 7-8 hours for years, can fck you up. But, if you don't have a strict wake up time it's more than fine. Working an afternoon-evening scheduled work is more relaxing, because you never have the alarm-clock stress. Also, is almost 4 am here.

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

That was labelled BS years ago, by studies made in the field. It really doesn't matter, when exactly do you have your last meal of your day. More relevant is, what are you eating, and when exactly before you go to bed. As for no suirprise "heavy" meals won't make you a light sleep, and you'd eat last 2 hours before going to sleep. If that"s at 21.00, than okay, eat your dinner at around 19.00

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

Correlation does not eaqual causation.

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

Or maybe people do travel more if they are healthy?

Down Under Wonders: 40 Uniquely Australian Things To Crack You Up

"Here's a post of Australian wildlife, some skyline, and a bunch of other things that aren't exclusively Australian and are found in many other countries." Terrible post.

“A Life Wasted By Hate”: Anita Bryant, Notorious For Her Anti-Gay Stances, Passes Away At 84

Also, I read that her granddaughter married another woman a few years back so she got to witness that before her death. LMAO

“A Life Wasted By Hate”: Anita Bryant, Notorious For Her Anti-Gay Stances, Passes Away At 84

And after decades and decades, society didn't crumble and the gays had literally zero effect on her life...a life she spent full of hate. lmao All the time and energy signifying nothing.

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PirateOctopus • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Post Your Hilariously Inaccurate Google Search Results (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Post Your Hilariously Inaccurate Google Search Results (Closed)

PirateOctopus • commented on a post 8 months ago

These 35 Pets Went From Shelter To Snuggles And It Shows (July Edition)

Or from about 10 years ago, if anyone on this site has heard of a street cat named bob??!

PirateOctopus • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

If You've Recently Hit The Jackpot Or Got Any Sudden Wealth, This Guy's Advice Is Exactly What You Need

What if they literally haven’t got the money to lend?? It’s not fair to exclude those in poverty from a share of what would help them the most.

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

Just checked out the UK pizza challenges, and it’s normally one size for 1 person, and no cash reward, just you get the pizza for free! This looks like they’d lose money quickly…

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

*860ml.

"Think You Know Acronyms?”: This Trivia Will Either Prove You Right Or Humble You Fast

These are not acronyms, they are initialisms.

From Grade 1 to Grade 12, Test How Well You Remember The Things You Learned In School With This ‘Back To School’ Trivia

The : sign in one of the maths equations totally stumped me. I had no idea it was supposed to be a division sign, I’ve only ever seen it as ➗ or /

When Nature Gets Weird: 50 Odd Facts That May Leave You Looking At The World Differently

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

I wonder if Mike has memories?

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

50 Funny And Relatable Memes That Perfectly Describe What It’s Like To Work In Hospitality

That’s the idea, to stay awake for several hours after work. The morning was your evening.

After Raving About “Longevity” Medication, “Project Baby Face” Mogul Reveals Side Effects

37 Women Share What Things Spotted In A Man's Apartment Were Instant Turn-Offs

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Bride Washes Off Professional Makeup 20 Minutes Before Wedding Because She Doesn’t Like It, Sparks Outrage

Nope, totally different. One is a fashion choice, and one is body shaming.

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

I’ll take the squishy end, does someone else want the end with more backrest?

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

I love it! But maybe I’m biased.

“As Gay As It Is In The Media”: 30 Surprising Things About Prison, As Shared By Ex-Inmates

What makes you think that?

"Who Would Even Fall For This?": 15 Questions To Reveal If You Are Easy To Scam

I’m very surprised to have gotten “Security Expert “ even though I accepted the friend request, watched the movie, connected to the Wi-Fi, allowed permissions on the flashlight app, allowed the computer to update, opened the attachment from a colleague, and replied to the inheritance email... Did anyone get “too paranoid “ as an answer?

Spot The Mistake: If You Get 22/25, You’re A True Trivia Master

Also, a news anchor can work late hours. But, most bulglaries do happen during office hours when people are at work.

“The Trashiest Person I’ve Ever Met”: 30 Moments That Altered How Folks Saw Their Partners

One can be impressed by for instance a train robbery or a method used by a serial killer to not get caught, without agreeing morally

50 Second-Hand Discoveries That Are As Strange As They Are Spectacular

I love them, what are they called?

PirateOctopus • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

Well not when you're trying to put it up your butt! Although it might be evidence to everyone around you that you need Jesus.

"You'll Be In Other Pictures": Wife Gets Defensive After Husband Asks Why He’s Not In Family Photos

35 Shocking And Terrifying Things People Revealed After Intoxication Took Hold

Well, according to what you said, criminals that killed other people shouldn’t be given a death sentence, because it wouldn’t be superior to what the criminals did to others, right?

35 Shocking And Terrifying Things People Revealed After Intoxication Took Hold

Your wishing misery and death on him is superior to what he said to his kid? Think.

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

brilliant. i'm in!

Best Of All Time: 50 Timeless Jokes That Bring The Past To Life

Except that weird one who wanted to be especially "kind" to 9 year old girls.

The 70s Were A Weird Time

History Meme

It All Makes Sense Now

"So Cowardly": Katie Piper Announces 'End Of The Road' Health Update 16 Years After Acid Attack

I don't think I've ever wrote these words before, but I hope Lynch gets his an*s stretched in prison.

"Think You Know Acronyms?”: This Trivia Will Either Prove You Right Or Humble You Fast

These are not acronyms, they are initialisms.

From Grade 1 to Grade 12, Test How Well You Remember The Things You Learned In School With This ‘Back To School’ Trivia

"Harry buys 3 books that each cost $ 5,50... The correct answer is "Harry lives in a fantasy world!"

Meta Workers Left In “Shock And Disbelief” Amid Mark Zuckerberg’s Controversial LGBTQ+ Changes

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

That is not true. I cry maybe 10-12 times a year. 20 on a bad one. Maybe I should keep count. My husband has cried 4 times in 16 years that I know of.

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

Get your dog to run away further 🤭 for your health

50 Posts From “Facts For Genius” That Might Teach You Something New (New Pics)

Or maybe people do travel more if they are healthy?

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