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Remi (He/Him)

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An old cheese. I like reading, computer games, languages and being a s***. Wouldn't find straight even with that balancing bubble thingy. Speaks English occasionally.

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Remi (He/Him) • commented on 10 posts 2 hours ago

This Artist Proves Comedy Can Come From Anywhere, And Here Are His 40 New Comics

Artisanal robbery

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Just a couple of red flags here, no biggie /j

This Artist Proves Comedy Can Come From Anywhere, And Here Are His 40 New Comics

Artisanal robbery

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Just a couple of red flags here, no biggie /j

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

it's actually an older word from fanfiction circles. Haven't seen it in use for for over a decade, but it was very common in the turn of the century

49 Patient Cases That Left Gynecologists Speechless

Pain is a weird thing. I'm not the only person I know of who has ignored a fracture because it doesn't feel like much, but scrape the metal hook in the dentist office against my tooth wrong and I'm full on crying from it.

“My Left Arm Can Testify”: 47 Ridiculously Funny And Painful Ways People Got Scars

The two stupidest on me are, trying to slice an aubergine and slicing my thumb instead, and sitting on a rusty nail, but that's just two out of dozens, because I scar easily

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Remi (He/Him) • upvoted 30 items 4 hours ago

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

Fishing for puns today?

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Apparently he forgot it twice, but the first time (on his second jump that day) someone spotted his error and called it to his attention. Then he went up again and no one spotted it that time.

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

Fishing for puns today?

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Apparently he forgot it twice, but the first time (on his second jump that day) someone spotted his error and called it to his attention. Then he went up again and no one spotted it that time.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Did the screaming not tip them off????

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Not "morbid," but look at the station manager's legs.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

And was payed 20 Cents a day and half a bottle of beer every week for his labor

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

I will buy it!

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Jack (the baboon) was trained to operate, switch, and change railway signals based on whistle codes, a job he performed with perfect accuracy for nine years

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

That's quiet ridiculous.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

This is an AI reply but it echoes other articles--There is no known photo taken just minutes before the disaster on October 21, 1966. A commonly shared photograph of Class Two children at Pantglas Junior School is often incorrectly cited as being taken that morning, but it was taken earlier, though it is the last known photo of that class.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

For those not familiar. On 21st October 1966 a colliery spoil tip collapsed burying Pantglas Junior School and a row of houses in Aberfan,Wales. 116 children and 28 adults were kìllèd.

“That Felt Good”: 61 People Share The Most Satisfying Moments Of Karma They’ve Witnessed Firsthand

He's lucky that the beaver was just annoyed. Their teeth can do some major damage. In 2013 a man had his femoral artery severed by a bite after he harassed one.

“My Left Arm Can Testify”: 47 Ridiculously Funny And Painful Ways People Got Scars

Not too bright, that one.

“My Left Arm Can Testify”: 47 Ridiculously Funny And Painful Ways People Got Scars

Too right O_O

“That Felt Good”: 61 People Share The Most Satisfying Moments Of Karma They’ve Witnessed Firsthand

If I see this pic three times in three days, does BP need more stock photos or am I on here too often?

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

All the cats in these pictures are plotting their revenge

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

There's always a sub-basement.

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Host of a long running game show called Jeopardy. It was a really good show and Alex Trebek was incredible as the host. Sadly he passed away a few years ago so I have to contend myself with finding old episodes to watch.

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Only half your customers?

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Oh geez, I can actually hear that pillow in my head...

“It Was An Interesting Night”: 41 Times Police Realized They Had The Wrong Person

...we will do the forms when do the officers want it by? I said they are about to detain me. She said hang on, then came back to the line snd asked me to put the sergeant on. I watched his face as he listened to the call, he went pale (because of course in his 1.5 hours, they had been at me instead of finding the man). He 'aplogised' and said the computers had logged two simultaneous calls from my phone which isnt possible. a And I just, shaking, took my baby to dr as we were going to be late otherwise. My regret is not getting their names/following up on it (I know ppl make mistakes but if I hadn't kept my head they would have wrecked our lives).

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

Was on the same kind of wedding. In 5 years couple hated each other, but couldn’t divorce because of their religious bias.

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Beans gets to keep the chicken.

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

"It's raining bagels! Hallelujah! It's raining bagels! Amen!"

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Missed opportunity to say “idiot son watching TikTok”

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

"I told you to get off the kdhsvdufmedk!"

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Cleaning it off will be like watching a window wiper.

“My Left Arm Can Testify”: 47 Ridiculously Funny And Painful Ways People Got Scars

I have two. One: I was using a paper knife and my grip slipped and I made an ugly gash across my thumb. Two: when I was 2 years old I fell down the stairs and bounced down them and cut my head open. Had to get stitches. The mark is still visible on my forehead.

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Yup, normal. Totally normal.

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Monks you say....

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

I've always liked Marge's quote "Stop swearing kids, this isn't Sunday School!".

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Remi (He/Him) • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

How Are You Getting Ready For The Winter?

Do You Have A Health Issues That Bother You?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is This Thing? Help Other Pandas Identify Random Items In The Comments

Remi (He/Him) • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Remi (He/Him) • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Any Advice On Getting Rid Of Procrastination? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Language Do You Want To Learn, Or Have Already Learned? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Tips For Coming Out?

Remi (He/Him) • submitted 16 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Tips For Writer's Block?

Hey Pandas, If Animals Could Talk, Which Would Be The Meanest?

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Celebrity Crush?

Hey Pandas, Post A Movie Quote And Have Others Try And Guess The Movie (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us What You Got For Christmas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Way You Have Injured Yourself?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Christmas Decor (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Combine The Last Two Articles You Visited To Create A Baby (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Ways Your Name Has Been Mispronounced Or Misspelled? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Zodiac Sign And Do You Think It Is Accurate For You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Live Your Life When You Have Chronic Mental Illness?

Hey Pandas! If You Could Afford It Would You Pay To Be Taller?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Anime? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have 3 Things Right Now What Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Questions That You Have About Bp

Remi (He/Him) • commented on 11 posts 2 hours ago

This Artist Proves Comedy Can Come From Anywhere, And Here Are His 40 New Comics

Artisanal robbery

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Just a couple of red flags here, no biggie /j

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

it's actually an older word from fanfiction circles. Haven't seen it in use for for over a decade, but it was very common in the turn of the century

49 Patient Cases That Left Gynecologists Speechless

“My Left Arm Can Testify”: 47 Ridiculously Funny And Painful Ways People Got Scars

The two stupidest on me are, trying to slice an aubergine and slicing my thumb instead, and sitting on a rusty nail, but that's just two out of dozens, because I scar easily

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

Laestadians are like that too. And then they turn the women to baby machines for the next twenty years

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

What would be the superhero name when you get radioactive donuts in your blood

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Fun fact, most of the ikea product names are just random towns and sites in Sweden. The town that ended up having a toilet brush named after it was not amused

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

Lestat would do a YouTube for funsies

‘Cheerful Nihilism’: 59 Memes That Find Humor In The Absurd (New Pics)

I thought too much oxygen is bad for you

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

That and the fact Jamie Oliver is totally 💩 at cooking anything Asian but still confidently shows his "recipes"

Remi (He/Him) • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

Isn't this the leather desk dude?

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

The fake work listings are a common scam where you need to put some money in for some reason and then there's no job. Might be one of those too

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

Chickens and roosters like tutus and other dresses more

People Are Sharing 56 Family Secrets That Left Them Bewildered

he really probably didn't know

17 Bizarre Medical Problems And Mysteries That Catapulted People Into The News

Specialized ai, not chatgpt that has random info both good and false kind

17 Bizarre Medical Problems And Mysteries That Catapulted People Into The News

much more common in cats

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Square pizza was what my dad made when I was little and it was quite common recipe too at least in Finland so you get an oven pan full of pizza

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

They had to pull the Spider-Man movie trailer after 9/11 too. it had a helicopter webbed between the twin towers you see. I saw the trailer before final fantasy movie on 11th of September and the towers were hit during the movie so it stuck to mind

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

I hate that they keep making the logos of everything generic these days. No idea about cracker barrel as a place, but the first logo has personality unlike the second

Remi (He/Him) • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

33 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute 'Important Animal Images' To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

Better not be made by ACME

33 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute 'Important Animal Images' To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

Swapsies!

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

All the cats in these pictures are plotting their revenge

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

It must take hours to put the shirt on

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

I have these, they are so cute :)

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

Fishing for puns today?

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

Those are bass-iscally useless

69 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes While Shopping On Wish

I will buy it!

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

He was an idiot. Too bad he's been glorified in the media.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Apparently he forgot it twice, but the first time (on his second jump that day) someone spotted his error and called it to his attention. Then he went up again and no one spotted it that time.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

For those not familiar. On 21st October 1966 a colliery spoil tip collapsed burying Pantglas Junior School and a row of houses in Aberfan,Wales. 116 children and 28 adults were kìllèd.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Jack (the baboon) was trained to operate, switch, and change railway signals based on whistle codes, a job he performed with perfect accuracy for nine years

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

And was payed 20 Cents a day and half a bottle of beer every week for his labor

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Not "morbid," but look at the station manager's legs.

94 Pieces Of “Morbid Knowledge” For People Who Can’t Look Away From Creepy Facts

Did the screaming not tip them off????

“That Felt Good”: 61 People Share The Most Satisfying Moments Of Karma They’ve Witnessed Firsthand

If I see this pic three times in three days, does BP need more stock photos or am I on here too often?

“That Felt Good”: 61 People Share The Most Satisfying Moments Of Karma They’ve Witnessed Firsthand

He's lucky that the beaver was just annoyed. Their teeth can do some major damage. In 2013 a man had his femoral artery severed by a bite after he harassed one.

“That Felt Good”: 61 People Share The Most Satisfying Moments Of Karma They’ve Witnessed Firsthand

I wonder if he ever got the llama smell out of his car, or if he had to sell it for scrap.

DrPapaMustard reply

We were driving around trying to pick a place to get a drink and she kept saying "I can't go there". Then we finally found a place and while I was in the washroom she got into a physical fight with the waitress and was tossed out.

She then sat down in the middle of a busy street and just screamed at the top of her lungs until the police showed up. They knew her by name, put a Hannibal Lecter mask on her, tossed her in the back of their van and drove away.

She tried to reach out for a second date about a week later and I commend her for her efforts.