John Wayne Gacy would trick his victims into restraining themselves. He would pull out a pair of handcuffs to show off a ‘magic trick’. When he handcuffed himself, he would secretly free himself with a key.

Then his victims would handcuff themselves, wanting to do the magic trick themselves. The part that I find interesting about this is how many people fell for it. A lot of his victims were complete strangers that he lured into his house. Why would someone willingly handcuff themselves in the home of a man they just met?

I sent a glitter b**b marked personal and confidential to my former boss who was a p***k. Boom!

I drive a truck with good off-road suspension. Someone in a nice Mercedes sedan was heavily tailgating me through a section of road that has a few unexpected speed bumps. I did not slow down for these speed bumps and since they were following so close, neither did they. I hope it was an expensive repair bill. I saw sparks, so they at least probably had to check their pants after.

It wasn't revenge, really. But there was a guy who came in to my work and recognized me. He didn't look familiar, so I brought up different places that I'd worked that he might know me from. I think he didn't come out and say how he knew me because he was with a woman. As he walked out he told me his name. That's when it clicked, he was my ex-boyfriend!! It was an unintentional burn that he totally deserved!

Not hating one of my exes. She literally thrives on hate, and basically ignoring her drove her completely insane. Very satisfying.

Hospital chaplain, someone passing away at age 90 surrounded by friends and family is actually a happy visit for me, not sad.

Young, traumatic passings, stillbirth, people being kept alive in the ICU well past their due date to family not honoring their wishes, these are the sad ones.