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Laserleader • commented on a post 11 hours ago

57 Wedding Guests Spill The Wildest Things They Couldn't Believe Actually Happened

Reminds me a bit of my wedding where my twice divorced COMPLETELY SOBER sister was telling my husband's 12 year old nephew how men are evil, and I had to ensure my estranged father didn't show up and monopolize the attention, and my outdoor venue was rained out, but cleared up after we left to a inside location.

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Laserleader • upvoted an item 1 day ago

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Name one analogy of his that's rationally defensible. Just one.

Laserleader • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

He doesn't seem dyslexic.. no one word splled backwrads

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

It's normal... its called words.

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

He doesn't seem dyslexic.. no one word splled backwrads

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

It's normal... its called words.

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Triggered much? Or do you get upset if people use dude for both genders too.

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

TRIP= TRI+P, therefore, it means you will have to Pee at least 3 times before the journey ends.

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Laserleader • upvoted an item 2 days ago

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Proudly! That's how I get paid... barely anything

Laserleader • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

I went through severe depression... and you cant make yourself happy, but you can keep going and not stay stuck. Once you build a foundation of self care (showering, eating healthy foods, cooking, cleaning, offering help to others you live with, compassion for self and others) you can stop the destruction it causes. You cant make it go away, but you can mitigate the damage it causes.

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

I have not purposefully watched a news broadcast about anything I am not directly involved infor years. Yet I still get fed all the information anyway, and I can look it up ANYTIME I want anyway.

Laserleader • commented on 6 posts 6 days ago

People Are Sharing The Petty Ways The Got Back At Their MILs And Here Are 21 Of The Best Stories

My husband bought a silver ring with zirconiums that had small hearts for the pins, and I think it cost like $30 back then. Since then we have had several rings, upgrading, customizing, losing, and having been gifted several rings... and each one was a representation of our commitment. My current is one he found on Amazon, a titanium with a full circle of zirconia, so it doesnt get caught on things, warp, or loses stones. While he is wearing a gold/titanium ring with extra comfort sides to prevent the blistering he would get. We both work hard and needs rings that fit our jobs.

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

So all these bags that I use for my groceries don't exist? I always recycle them for garbage bags and I haven't bought any garbage bags in decades

People Are Sharing The Petty Ways The Got Back At Their MILs And Here Are 21 Of The Best Stories

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

So all these bags that I use for my groceries don't exist? I always recycle them for garbage bags and I haven't bought any garbage bags in decades

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

It is occuring... but not by people being let in. In almost every case I have ever heard about it's a neighbor. Not to say it cant happen. It's called Security Theater. Walled and security gates are easily bypassed with a fake ID and a delivery app.

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

Thats a skort, not a skirt. It's fancy shorts with a covered front.

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

They physically mature slower maybe... but they are still the same mental age and should respect the same boundaries no matter what.

350-Year-Old Letter Written By Possessed Nun Has Finally Been Decoded, Netizens Can't Handle It

Thanks for adding this since the article is not clear on what it says.

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Laserleader • upvoted an item 6 days ago

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

Dog trainer for 25 years here Muzzles do NOT stop a dog from barking. They can still drink, pant AND bark.

Laserleader • upvoted an item 1 week ago

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

Fake pic.

Laserleader • commented on a post 1 week ago

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

Now you do, and you can do it too. The wheelchair is yours, decorate how you like.

Laserleader • commented on 12 posts 1 week ago

"It Felt Like Putting On A Suit Of Armor": 17 Celebrities Who Opened Up About Their Autism Diagnoses

As a mid 40's person who was recently diagnosed... everyone seems to have known but me. And soooooo much of my life now makes sense... but there is no way to guess you have autism.

111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

Monopoly also doesn't know how to play it's own game... but allows for house rules in the rule book.

"It Felt Like Putting On A Suit Of Armor": 17 Celebrities Who Opened Up About Their Autism Diagnoses

As a mid 40's person who was recently diagnosed... everyone seems to have known but me. And soooooo much of my life now makes sense... but there is no way to guess you have autism.

111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

Monopoly also doesn't know how to play it's own game... but allows for house rules in the rule book.

73 Cats Who Underwent A Complete Transformation After Finding Their Forever Homes

This is a lovely color enhancement from kitten to adult.

73 Cats Who Underwent A Complete Transformation After Finding Their Forever Homes

I have seen color changing cats, but it's hard to imagine so much change including the nose would get that much darker.

73 Cats Who Underwent A Complete Transformation After Finding Their Forever Homes

Yup. Swollen mammary glands, so either in heat or pregnant.

73 Cats Who Underwent A Complete Transformation After Finding Their Forever Homes

Dirty paws... so an outdoor cat.

73 Cats Who Underwent A Complete Transformation After Finding Their Forever Homes

Heterochromia... unless the photographer is gay.

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

Being nice does not mean a doormat. You can nicely tell somone no, and not care of their reaction.

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

This seems like a reasonable family situation. I really don't think it belongs here.

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

You were allowed to dictate your gifts? I was lucky if I didnt get a cheap set of art supplies (even as a teen thats all they ever thought to give me besides religious paraphanalia I usually threw away).

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

That's really sad. I admit its hard to get presents for some people, but that is when offering a service or just making time with them to go do something can be a perfect gift.

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

That's actually a really nice thing. My mom demanded half my paycheck when I got a job at 15, to teach me rent and utilities cost money. As long as I lived with her it continued. Was surprised when I chose my dad in their divorce years later.

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Laserleader • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

73 Cats Who Underwent A Complete Transformation After Finding Their Forever Homes

Heterochromia... unless the photographer is gay.

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

Being nice does not mean a doormat. You can nicely tell somone no, and not care of their reaction.

Laserleader • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, AITA For Contacting The Police Over Concerns About Children Playing In The Street?

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Laserleader • commented on a post 11 hours ago

57 Wedding Guests Spill The Wildest Things They Couldn't Believe Actually Happened

Laserleader • commented on 8 posts 1 day ago

41 Moments So Bizarre, People Still Wonder If Reality Glitched

This is only strange if there was only one person behind them, and not two guys who like to dress alike and know each other.

41 Moments So Bizarre, People Still Wonder If Reality Glitched

I've met Alaskans when I travel, and it's always lovely to talk about small island towns we happen to both live in.

41 Moments So Bizarre, People Still Wonder If Reality Glitched

56 Times Workers Realized Their Boss Was Living In A Different Reality

Exactly , he must be wanting insurance to get him a new door

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Laserleader • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

He doesn't seem dyslexic.. no one word splled backwrads

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

It's normal... its called words.

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Triggered much? Or do you get upset if people use dude for both genders too.

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

TRIP= TRI+P, therefore, it means you will have to Pee at least 3 times before the journey ends.

Laserleader • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

I have not purposefully watched a news broadcast about anything I am not directly involved infor years. Yet I still get fed all the information anyway, and I can look it up ANYTIME I want anyway.

Laserleader • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

People Are Sharing The Petty Ways The Got Back At Their MILs And Here Are 21 Of The Best Stories

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

So all these bags that I use for my groceries don't exist? I always recycle them for garbage bags and I haven't bought any garbage bags in decades

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

Thats a skort, not a skirt. It's fancy shorts with a covered front.

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

They physically mature slower maybe... but they are still the same mental age and should respect the same boundaries no matter what.

Laserleader • upvoted an item 1 day ago

106 Historical Facts That'll Make You Rethink The Passage Of Time (New Pics)

Name one analogy of his that's rationally defensible. Just one.

Laserleader • upvoted an item 2 days ago

59 Funny And Dumb Screenshots That Show How Weird People On The Internet Can Be

Proudly! That's how I get paid... barely anything

Laserleader • upvoted an item 6 days ago

68 Men So Entitled, It Kind Of Explains The "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

Dog trainer for 25 years here Muzzles do NOT stop a dog from barking. They can still drink, pant AND bark.

Laserleader • upvoted an item 1 week ago

88 Wholesome Posts To Give You The Dumbest And Happiest Grin

Fake pic.

Laserleader • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

73 Cats Who Underwent A Complete Transformation After Finding Their Forever Homes

Heterochromia... unless the photographer is gay.

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

Being nice does not mean a doormat. You can nicely tell somone no, and not care of their reaction.

“I Say It Every Time They Come Visit”: 55 Times Parents Set A Rule For Their Kids And Wished They Hadn’t

not a rule

Laserleader • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

103 Tattoo Fails That Are Impossible To Ignore (New Pics)

Absolutely nothing wrong with this tattoo.

Laserleader • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

95 3D Printing Fans Show Off Their Most Useful DIY Creations

Strangely, I want.

53 Tattoo Decisions That Probably Sounded Better Before They Became Permanent

That doesn't look like a real tattoo.

59 Stories Of Friendship Betrayals People Never Forgot

Pretty sure that in this situation having ADHD was not even a factor.

Laserleader • upvoted 9 items 1 month ago

97 “Epic Top Comments” That Are Way More Entertaining Than The Posts They’re On

Maybe he doesn't like having his photo posted online and she's respecting that

97 “Epic Top Comments” That Are Way More Entertaining Than The Posts They’re On

It says trial under the sound icon.

97 “Epic Top Comments” That Are Way More Entertaining Than The Posts They’re On

We aided the lemons.

"Future Tech": 33 Things People Are Working On Now That Might Change Everything

Watched a bit too much Terminator I see. The truth is AI is the first non-human intelligence we are encountering, and like all of history has proven, fear is always the first reaction to any new intelligence, but always ends up the same, with integration and cooperation through understanding.

“They Don’t Eat Leftovers”: 56 Ignorant Middle-Class Phrases That They Need To Rethink

Yeah I do this because you get free Tupperware from buying lunch meat and sometimes takeout.

“They Don’t Eat Leftovers”: 56 Ignorant Middle-Class Phrases That They Need To Rethink

Reminds me of the preachers who say that you're poor because god is punishing you.

33 Wholesome Posts About Men Defining Masculinity In Their Own Way

This man really makes a difference - HE makes your country great. Thank you very much!

10 Jaw-Dropping Before-And-After Collages Of Women Who Underwent Extensive Smile Makeovers

'Prolonged orthodontic treatment'? I think most dentists would have recommended just pulling the original teeth and going for high-end dentures. Anything having to do with teeth, gums and the like can be extremely painful and highly inconvenient in daily life, so why put someone through a lengthy process when you could just cut to the chase?

10 Jaw-Dropping Before-And-After Collages Of Women Who Underwent Extensive Smile Makeovers

That's my first thought. The gumline is different, implants only change the tooth placement, not the gums.

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