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4 beer company CEOs walked into a bar…
The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.
The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:
"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."
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There was a serial k****r known as "The Phantomn of Heilbron" this serial k****r operated for over 26 years and was linked to 40 cases. They spent so much time, energy,and money trying to catch her. Some of thr crimes were horrific abd very brutal. Come to find out "The Phantomn" didn't exist The Phantomn was trace DNA shed by an innocent female factory worker in Austria who packaged cotton swabs used by investigators.
Besides this making them look like "Keystone Cops" all the money and resources wasted, so many evil people were not charged and many families had to wait for justice and im sure many committed more crimes, because they were cleared or where never suspects because the DNA didn't match. To me that's crazy.
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Reddit Post
4 beer company CEOs walked into a bar…
The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.
The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:
"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."
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