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EmbersAreOut

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Last time i was super active here was 2+ years ago, and oh boy has so much changed 😭

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EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 8 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Yeah. My family immigrated from Poland (im the first gen born here) and i call my mom “Mother” more than anything else. The spooning is really weird though

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

The first part i thought was kind of cute. I like the idea of building legos together. Then came the ages and the location 😭

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 7 items 9 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

That use of "mother" and "girlfriend" sounds to me like a potential language thing, as if he might have Polish/Russian roots. A friend of mine talks in a similar way about his family: "the father said", "the little sister studied", "the mother was out" rather than "my father/mum/sister..." or using names (to this day after 10+ years of knowing him I have no idea what his two sisters' names are). I can't for the life of me explain away the spooning story.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I'm really curious if the current "male loneliness epidemic" is somehow related to most modern women (rightfully) adamantly refusing to date racists.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I'm really curious if the current "male loneliness epidemic" is somehow related to most modern women (rightfully) adamantly refusing to date racists.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I'll never not be baffled by the thought of a queer person who's also a racist. One would think queer people know what oppression feels like and wouldn't wish it on anyone, but yeah, here we are.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Insecure tiny little man

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EmbersAreOut • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

even cooler: In the end, we find out that Gordon Ramsey always had a rat to help him cook (perhaps hidden in his clothes, since he doesn't wear chef's hats.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Puns about the color brown aren't my favorite thing, but they're a solid number two.

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

even cooler: In the end, we find out that Gordon Ramsey always had a rat to help him cook (perhaps hidden in his clothes, since he doesn't wear chef's hats.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Puns about the color brown aren't my favorite thing, but they're a solid number two.

“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Man this is lazy writing with no research. It was the 1984 summer games due to the USSR and the eastern bloc countries boycotting the games in Los Angeles. This was retaliation for the US and others boycotting the games in Moscow due to the Afghan war.

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He said if we were to continue dating I’d have to stop going to the gym… because my calves were bigger than his and he didn’t want to be doing it from behind look down and see my man legs. Noped outta that one as fast as my man legs could carry me.

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Gordon Ratsey - absolutely brilliant

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

“The chicken crossed the ROAD because you didn’t effing COOK it!” (Muffled rat outrage from under the hat)

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

METAL IS SO METAL

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EmbersAreOut • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

“I’ve Lived Long Enough”: 45 Elders Whose Humor Proves Age Only Sharpens The Punchline

No pleasuring ?

Funny

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

“I’ve Lived Long Enough”: 45 Elders Whose Humor Proves Age Only Sharpens The Punchline

No pleasuring ?

Funny

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

People Try To Strike Cool Poses For Photos, End Up Creating 54 Moments Of Pure Comedy Gold

My one piece hyperfixation that has been going on for two years is getting exited cuz of this photo

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EmbersAreOut • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Metal music also works! (Also this one specific arson playlist on spotify saved me so many times before finals. Something about it just makes me lock tf in)

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Just….buy two containers?

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Metal music also works! (Also this one specific arson playlist on spotify saved me so many times before finals. Something about it just makes me lock tf in)

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Just….buy two containers?

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

I need this right now PLEASE. Imagine a little Gordon Ratsey (obviously voiced by gordon ramsey) just screaming at everyone through the hat

People Try To Strike Cool Poses For Photos, End Up Creating 54 Moments Of Pure Comedy Gold

Omg these are members of AMPERS&ONE! Awesome kpop group, and they just released a new song! Did not expect to see them in this thread 😭

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EmbersAreOut • upvoted 7 items 3 days ago

People Try To Strike Cool Poses For Photos, End Up Creating 54 Moments Of Pure Comedy Gold

The third racket makes me think this is a Zoro reference from One Piece

From Heidi Klum To Kylie Jenner, All The Absurd Looks And Fashion Fails From Coachella 2026

This look fine to me.

People Try To Strike Cool Poses For Photos, End Up Creating 54 Moments Of Pure Comedy Gold

The third racket makes me think this is a Zoro reference from One Piece

From Heidi Klum To Kylie Jenner, All The Absurd Looks And Fashion Fails From Coachella 2026

This look fine to me.

From Heidi Klum To Kylie Jenner, All The Absurd Looks And Fashion Fails From Coachella 2026

Why does he look like an eight-year-old boy playing dress-up in his (much) bigger brother's clothes? And does he need the loo and is trying to hold it in?

From Heidi Klum To Kylie Jenner, All The Absurd Looks And Fashion Fails From Coachella 2026

How is anyone giving any attention to this person? I thought we didn't stan abusers?

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EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

69 Times Tumblr Artists Couldn’t Help But Illustrate Something And Totally Nailed It

This is the greatest thing posted on BP in a while! More tumblr memes please!!

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

I do this too, but mostly because im a young female, so booking two beds makes it seem like i may have a companion with me

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

69 Times Tumblr Artists Couldn’t Help But Illustrate Something And Totally Nailed It

I 100% want smol bird on a t- shirt.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

PETA can go fark themselves with a rusty jackhammer.

69 Times Tumblr Artists Couldn’t Help But Illustrate Something And Totally Nailed It

I 100% want smol bird on a t- shirt.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

PETA can go fark themselves with a rusty jackhammer.

69 Times Tumblr Artists Couldn’t Help But Illustrate Something And Totally Nailed It

Or they're like the Dandelion Crayon Girl, look her up if you haven't heard of her! She's so sweet

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EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

“Mom Said I Was Being Ridiculous”: 39 Wild Stories About People’s Intuition Being Spot On

Ive got an INSANE one for ya’ll. About 4 days ago, there was a pretty gruesome m****r in the area. A s*x offender was k****d, dismembered, and found in a suitcase in a wooded area. The guy who did it was pretty well known my circle. He was in the same graduating class as a bunch of my friends. They had classes together, and I actually met him at a few social gatherings/senior year parties. He never seemed weird per se, but i didn’t like being alone with him. He was a little too into his forensics class. Even weirder, the DAY BEFORE he was caught, i was talking with my best friend (who had classes with this guy) and we were wondering what happened to him.

50+ Unfiltered Celebrity Photos That Show There's No Such Thing As "Perfect" Skin

Absolutely no clue who she is, but i love her helix piercing

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

55 Of The Worst PR Mistakes That Backfired And People Still Remember Them

I don't know what this means.

55 Of The Worst PR Mistakes That Backfired And People Still Remember Them

I watch for the crazy. In the early days he made serious movies. Now he's an aging bloke in Mission Impossible movies with ever more ridiculous stunts to the point where it is beyond a parody of itself. It's basically the same fate as befell the Fast and Furious franchise - you don't watch it for the plot or take it even remotely seriously, you just try to imagine what's the most ridiculous thing that could happen in the current situation and see if the movie delivers. I mean, the logical next step would be to have both F&F and M:I directed by Michael Bay. 😉 (oh and I don't watch for Cruise, he's just the face on the poster)

55 Of The Worst PR Mistakes That Backfired And People Still Remember Them

I don't know what this means.

55 Of The Worst PR Mistakes That Backfired And People Still Remember Them

Woman Tries To Sabotage Wedding Attendance For Her Ex, Ruins It For Herself Instead

Without an update on how the broken ribs and groom's blackout were caused, this is a bit unsatisfying.

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EmbersAreOut • submitted a new post 4 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Were The Only Person Who Knew The World Was Ending In 24 Hours? (Closed)

EmbersAreOut • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Who's Your Favorite Youtuber?

EmbersAreOut • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

EmbersAreOut • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Like The Most About Being You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

EmbersAreOut • submitted 17 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing Your Autocorrect Has Done?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Catchphrase That You Use Often That You Learned From A Movie, Parent, Book, Etc?

Hey Pandas, What Places Have You Been To That No Longer Exist? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Is The Scariest Timeline To Live?

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing That You Want And Don't Want Really Badly?

Hey, Pandas! What Book Have You Read That You Would Recommend To Everyone?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Song Recommendations?

"Hey Pandas What's Your Biggest Fear?"

Hey Fellow Pandas, What Are Some Songs (Or Even Albums) That You Think Are Underated?

Hey Pandas! What Stuff Do You Collect?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Stuffed Animal?

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

Hey Pandas, What Is Annoying About Your Best Friend? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Seen Any Cryptids Or Anything You Can't Explain? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your ‘Gay Awakening’? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Sports Team Are You A Fan Of?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Color And The Color That Represents You? (Closed)

EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 8 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Yeah. My family immigrated from Poland (im the first gen born here) and i call my mom “Mother” more than anything else. The spooning is really weird though

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

The first part i thought was kind of cute. I like the idea of building legos together. Then came the ages and the location 😭

EmbersAreOut • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Metal music also works! (Also this one specific arson playlist on spotify saved me so many times before finals. Something about it just makes me lock tf in)

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Just….buy two containers?

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

I need this right now PLEASE. Imagine a little Gordon Ratsey (obviously voiced by gordon ramsey) just screaming at everyone through the hat

People Try To Strike Cool Poses For Photos, End Up Creating 54 Moments Of Pure Comedy Gold

Omg these are members of AMPERS&ONE! Awesome kpop group, and they just released a new song! Did not expect to see them in this thread 😭

EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

69 Times Tumblr Artists Couldn’t Help But Illustrate Something And Totally Nailed It

This is the greatest thing posted on BP in a while! More tumblr memes please!!

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

I do this too, but mostly because im a young female, so booking two beds makes it seem like i may have a companion with me

EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

“Mom Said I Was Being Ridiculous”: 39 Wild Stories About People’s Intuition Being Spot On

50+ Unfiltered Celebrity Photos That Show There's No Such Thing As "Perfect" Skin

Absolutely no clue who she is, but i love her helix piercing

EmbersAreOut • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

As a pretty big kpop fan, this would be HILARIOUS if my parents did this thinking it was kpop.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

What kpop groups do you like?

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

I think that these dances might be to songs that give money to the peace cause. By dancing to them, you give the creator of the song money, therefore helping to “end” the conflict. I could be wrong though, and if i am, this is a very VERY stupid thing

“Hundreds Of Hours From Start To Finish”: 78 People Who Took A Hobby To Another Level (New Pics)

PLEASE this is amazing oh my god

“Hundreds Of Hours From Start To Finish”: 78 People Who Took A Hobby To Another Level (New Pics)

There are some abandoned tracks used as photography sets

“I Hated Women”: 61 Honest Confessions From Former Incels

I was 100% ready for him to end up in a relationship with rob by the end of this 😭

“I Hated Women”: 61 Honest Confessions From Former Incels

See ive watched too much White Collar so i immediately associate Fedoras with Neal Caffrey 😭

65 Times “Karen” Parents Completely Embarrassed Their Kids In Public

My friend has this giant purse, and next to our movie theater is a world market and trader joes. Every time we go to the movies we buy a ton of candy there and smuggle it in 😭 pretty sure the workers know but they dont care

EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

I love these stories about women banding together over the useless cheating men

73 Folks With Weird Allergies Reveal How They Affect Their Everyday Lives

I thought i was allergic to cinnamon for years as a kid. It ends up that im actually allergic to nutmeg, which is used in a lot of the same things that cinnamon is used in

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 8 items 11 hours ago

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I'm really curious if the current "male loneliness epidemic" is somehow related to most modern women (rightfully) adamantly refusing to date racists.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

I'll never not be baffled by the thought of a queer person who's also a racist. One would think queer people know what oppression feels like and wouldn't wish it on anyone, but yeah, here we are.

“Hey Bambi”: 67 Times A First Date Was Completely Ruined When An Ick Reared Its Ugly Head

Insecure tiny little man

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75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

Cake!

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

Either he learnt a deep and hard lesson about controlling his own impetuousness or their marriage descended into a hell because of her ‘getting upset about nothing'

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

Honestly, if that’s what the couple want I don’t mind this. It’s his one chance to do that, maybe it means something to him that he’s preparing for the biggest adventure of his life.

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

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“Someone Lost Their Job Over It”: 71 Times Companies Immediately Regretted Their Marketing Campaigns

Puns about the color brown aren't my favorite thing, but they're a solid number two.

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

Gordon Ratsey - absolutely brilliant

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

even cooler: In the end, we find out that Gordon Ramsey always had a rat to help him cook (perhaps hidden in his clothes, since he doesn't wear chef's hats.

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

“The chicken crossed the ROAD because you didn’t effing COOK it!” (Muffled rat outrage from under the hat)

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

METAL IS SO METAL

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

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“I’ve Lived Long Enough”: 45 Elders Whose Humor Proves Age Only Sharpens The Punchline

No pleasuring ?

Funny

57 Weirdly Specific Posts That Are Both Confusing And Relatable

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