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Created by German artists Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz, "War And Peas" has been delighting readers since 2011 with its unique blend of absurdity, dark humor, and brilliantly unexpected twists, leaving you wondering how your brain just agreed that something so dark was so funny.

Over the years, the talented duo has built a massive following thanks to their distinctive voice and fearless approach to comedy. The recurring characters, including witches, Grim Reapers, talking animals, robots, and countless unlucky humans, inhabit a world where absolutely nothing is safe from becoming the setup for a hilariously dark punchline.

We’ve gathered a fresh new set of our favorite darkly funny comics. Scroll down, enjoy the wonderfully twisted humor, and don’t forget to vote for the ones that made you laugh the hardest!

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#1

War and Peas comic with cats quitting after being told to show affection to guests

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Bill Swallow
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3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Does it count if I shred their pantsleg and eat their bagel?"

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    War and Peas comic of animals a million years from now discussing humans

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    Lotekguy
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    Premium     3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't some of our bones and artifacts be in their Unnatural History Museums?

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    #3

    War and Peas comic showing a cat secretly toppling world order at night

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    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, do more toppeling

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    #4

    War and Peas comic depicting alien abduction and humorous farewell to Jerry

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    Premium     4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now I'd gladly take Jerry's place

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    #5

    War and Peas comic showing giraffe questioned about employee restroom complaints

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    #6

    War and Peas comic with planet Earth talking about its condition

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    #7

    War and Peas comic depicting Red Riding Hood and wolf in a humorous dialogue.

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    Bill Swallow
    Bill Swallow
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, *that* escalated quickly!

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    #8

    War and Peas comic featuring a robot on a date revealing its vibrating parts

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    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will it be a Jewish wedding? That is a Heavy Metal reference for the curious.

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    #9

    War and Peas comic featuring aliens discovering the internet.

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    Khavrinen
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Clearly the high point of their civilization."

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    #10

    Brilliantly bizarre comic strip about a cat named Lord Nibbles sparing a human's life.

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    #11

    War and Peas comic of two people talking about having fun inside the head and joining

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    #12

    Witch gives vampire a lift flying on broom comic by War and Peas

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    Chilli
    Chilli
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    3 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get a girlfriend, hold her tatas when she drives

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    #13

    War and Peas comic of a person hugging a tree feeling better despite no change

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    #14

    War and Peas comic featuring a mountain, bear, and confident spider

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    Final score:
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    Arthur Waite
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    Premium     4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, no microbe?

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    #15

    War and Peas comic of vampire and witch dealing with a follow-up spider creature

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    Talis
    Talis
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's safest for him to drive. As a pedestrian, people will drive him over because they don't see him in the mirror!

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    War and Peas comic featuring a man told his moustache is unkempt before going out

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    #17

    War and Peas comic showing a patient describing d***h and bravery in hospital

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    Talis
    Talis
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to see here. Honestly!

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    #18

    War and Peas comic with aliens discussing Jesus' second coming

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    Bill Swallow
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    3 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Didn't I see this gag in some other strip not that long ago? By Mark Parisi maybe?

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    #19

    War and Peas comic featuring a dog and bird discussing dollars from likes.

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    #20

    War and Peas comic about Sally with super vision seeing others' feelings and feeling lonely

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    #21

    War and Peas comic discussing resurrection fantasy with a therapist

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    #22

    War and Peas comic featuring a Greenland Shark frustrated by internet cables

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    #23

    War and Peas comic where a man gives one last word to the Grim Reaper

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    #24

    War and Peas comic featuring a witch struggling to remember her email password

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    #25

    War and Peas comic with animals playing poker and discussing flushing.

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    Premium     4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there is no need in "the woods."

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    #26

    War and Peas comic imagining Jesus as a mean girl turning water to wine

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    Talis
    Talis
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No censoring! I had to zoom in, but those have to be female nipples!!!1

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    #27

    War and Peas comic with flowers talking about a muscular bee and attraction

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    #28

    War and Peas comic about crystals used for protection against frustration

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    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it wasn't even censored.

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    #29

    War and Peas comic strip featuring pharaohs and a pyramid on history mysteries

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    David Paterson
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was military high ground. Protection against invaders on horseback.

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    #30

    War and Peas comic about unrealistic sitcom situations with witches and hairballs

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    3 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the sapphic witch. it's a nice detail.

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    #31

    Cat demands movie choice and enjoys bird TV while vampires watch comic by War and Peas

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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, just put on "Flow", already! (*Highly* recommended if you haven't seen it.)

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    #32

    War and Peas comic showing a man thanking a friend then accused of using ChatGPT

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    Chilli
    Chilli
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a simple gal; You use generative ai, I look down on you.

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    #33

    War and Peas comic with witches raising wands to abolish patriarchy.

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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's *one* anti-patriarchal spell it's *really* good at!

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    #34

    War and Peas comic about a worm excited to be in a nature documentary

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    Bill Swallow
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Dad made it into the film. (Be careful what you ask for...)

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    #35

    War and Peas comic showing Jesus disappointed by a closed tavern

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    Final score:
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, just get a jug of water and do your party trick!

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    #36

    War and Peas comic about misunderstanding a mom called a virgin.

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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, she's an 'icon', all right.

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    #37

    War and Peas comic about password weakness and unplugging computer.

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    Final score:
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have used the witch password

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    #38

    Grim Reaper in chair talks about liking parties where everyone dies comic by War and Peas

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    Final score:
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Donner party I'm sure.

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    #39

    War and Peas comic about a vampire shopping and rejecting healthy food

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    #40

    War and Peas comic of a witch in surgery confusing doctors by calling him Doctor Daddy

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    War and Peas comic about research funding complaints and accusations in lab

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    #42

    War and Peas comic where a robot denies being programmed to love but signals affection

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    #43

    Man gifts star named Jessica's Thicc Booty to woman, aliens rename planet comic by War and Peas

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    David Paterson
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    3 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting, we already have stars named Barnard's, Kaptein's, Luhman's, Teegarden's, and that's just among the nearest twenty. Yes, Teegarden is somebody's name.

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    #44

    War and Peas comic about beavers facing deforestation and welfare needs.

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    #45

    War and Peas comic strip showing d***h holding a scythe and a conversation about an ad break

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    Bill Swallow
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, just keep them ads a-comin'!

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    #46

    Bizarre comic showing a woman warning about toxic jellyfish at the beach.

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    Premium     3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our ancestors crawled out of the ocean for a reason. I see no point in going backwards.

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    #47

    Father explains work to son who points out their things are bad comic by War and Peas

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