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Remember when people thought access to the internet would make everyone so much smarter? More educated, way harder to manipulate? Fun times. Turns out, for all the good it’s done, human stupidity is just one of those things apparently no technology in the world will ever fix. Not even close.

To drive the point home, we’ve rounded up some of the dumbest Reddit posts shared online. Have a scroll and see for yourself. Just be ready for some serious secondhand embarrassment along the way.

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#1

Reddit opinion post liking sticky tables at restaurants for nostalgic reason

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Bonesko
Bonesko
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36 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a server and have always wondered why customers always seat themselves at dirty tables. Now I know!

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    #2

    Funny question about developing large rice grains with sarcastic reply

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    33 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! but can we make rice sized potatoes?

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    #3

    Funny dumb online post asking if autism can be developed on purpose

    wmanz88 Report

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    Fungus John
    Fungus John
    Community Member
    27 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll need to be bitten by a radioactive train

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    #4

    Post about husband shoplifting avocados and smiling at them afterward

    PureBlackberry6541 Report

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    Otorgar
    Otorgar
    Community Member
    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him to put a tomato and some cilantro in his other pocket

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    #5

    Online post asking if threatening to open a jar of hornets makes one arrestable

    Why would you ask?

    candyheyn Report

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    Bonesko
    Bonesko
    Community Member
    29 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wondering what I should do with the jar of hornets I have

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    #6

    Reddit story about boyfriend calling user tony pizza nickname

    Absolute fever dream of a scenario.

    Perfect-Broken Report

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    Bonesko
    Bonesko
    Community Member
    27 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start calling my husband Sour Meat. Totes adorbs 🥰

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    #7

    Confused post asks why tattoo places don't offer euthanasia for clients

    _Eeel Report

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    Bonesko
    Bonesko
    Community Member
    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's extreme yes...then again I really do hate going to the dentist 🤔

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    #8

    Hilarious Reddit post asking if Fortnite stops working after bedtime

    DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2 Report

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    #9

    Dried cucumber hat on noodles as a hilarious food art

    berdulf Report

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    Premium     5 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, a sacrilegious waste of delicious cucumber >:(

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    #10

    Post about farting near HR and worries about getting fired

    ku3ah Report

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    #11

    Motorcycle in graffiti-covered concrete storm drain with caption about evading law

    idontknowanything0 Report

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    #12

    Funny online post about liking milk chocolate meaning preference for sugar over chocolate

    ARK_133 Report

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    #13

    Funny Reddit post confused about French on subreddit for France location

    It's for people like this that the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid.

    Daaaaaaaavidmit8a Report

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    #14

    Brown eye color discussion with close-up image of eyes and funny comments

    iKnowItsTwisted Report

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    random_frog_6846
    random_frog_6846
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    48 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they’re brown, I don’t see the confusion

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    #15

    Repeated dumb marriage requests from India on multiple subreddits

    randomherolv Report

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    Bonesko
    Bonesko
    Community Member
    26 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Follow on Google News

    #16

    Humorous Reddit thread about injecting gorilla blood into veins to gain strength

    Temporary-World-9808 Report

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    #17

    Colorblind LEGO set arranged in rainbow colors with caption about focus

    redditrepostss Report

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    #18

    Reddit comment about receiving strange compliment at Wal-Mart

    punsworld Report

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    #19

    Reddit post seeking tips to stay a virgin amid social pressure

    Upset_Astronomer_215 Report

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    #20

    Funny online post about connecting AirPod to niece's stomach after she swallowed it

    Tiny-Credit-1613 Report

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    #21

    Reddit post claiming Stephen Hawking on Epstein's list proves time travel is real

    DominoDaddy2 Report

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    #22

    Funny online comment about wanting to stare and disappear when a bus passes

    rexonasmuggler Report

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    #23

    Red-haired person wearing Gucci bucket hat acting mysterious in dating advice post

    Trysupersize Report

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    #24

    Person holding roll of meat mistaken for charcuterie board skin

    SAHDadWithDaughter Report

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    #25

    Funny Reddit comments about bruises moving around the body

    nospsce Report

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    #26

    Nuclear engineer complains about attracting too many furries at social events

    AirRelative2530 Report

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    Otorgar
    Otorgar
    Community Member
    38 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them that you are a veterinarian who specializes in sterilization.

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    #27

    Delivery driver takes proof of delivery photo while customer sleeps in bed

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    #28

    Funny dumb thing about reviving lava lamp after girlfriend shook it violently

    LittlePetiteGirl Report

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    Otorgar
    Otorgar
    Community Member
    43 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait. It will separate itself

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    #29

    Question about sister being older and superfetation explained with family twist

    natepines Report

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    random_frog_6846
    random_frog_6846
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    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to assume OP is the affair child seeing as it took 16 years to work this one out.

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    #30

    Post asking if playing a certain song for young kids on Zoom is illegal

    I have never read something so ridiculous.

    SifwalkerArtorias Report

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    #31

    Question about eating potato soup with melted styrofoam in it

    tea-for-me-please Report

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    #32

    Reddit story about misunderstanding escalators and a mistaken identity joke

    On AskReddit, "What’s something you believed as a child?"

    moch4847 Report

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    #33

    Reddit posts humorously discussing stealing toilets after breakups

    Spinal_Compression Report

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    #34

    Humorous Reddit post about a teen's mustache and Frank Zappa style

    OlD_GeeZeR0 Report

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    #35

    Cat resting in cat tree hammock with question about stopping behavior

    yaboy_skinny Report

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    #36

    Reddit community rMovingToNorthKorea with over 7,000 members

    A subreddit that is full of people who are serious about moving to North Korea. It’s not satire. The posts and comments on this subreddit are serious.

    Personal-Phrase2405 Report

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    #37

    Hilarious Reddit moderator post threatening bans without mod powers

    ChungusMcFunkopop Report

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    #38

    Close up of a yellow bird beak with a funny question about beak overgrowth on Reddit

    sma11ax Report

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    #39

    Tattoo in Arabic script asking for translation on forearm

    On a subreddit about older trans people.

    Ms_Masquerade Report

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    #40

    Screenshot of error entering May 16 as birth date in online form

    5/16/1999.

    IndividualExtreme435 Report

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    meow
    meow
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    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something that has irritated me for so long, why do people write things in the mm/dd/yyyy format? SURELY dd/mm/yyyy make much more sense??

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    #41

    Question about being bisexual outside LGBTQ community from online post

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    random_frog_6846
    random_frog_6846
    Community Member
    38 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always people are obsessed with labels. You do you bro, love who you love.

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    #42

    Close-up of hand touching dyed hair with funny online comment

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    #43

    Funny comment thread about emojis and Instagram normies online humor

    UkraineIsBased Report

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    #44

    Googly eyes on fridge food to prevent snacking story

    cnxd Report

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    #45

    User laments that his girlfriend was aborted in this timeline

    XSamHealyX Report

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    #46

    Confused about cupcake symbol on washing machine display panel

    Kinda wholesome.

    Lucky-Afternoon- Report

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    #47

    Post complaining about uncontrollable whey protein farts in apartment

    MundaneExplorer8369 Report

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    #48

    Question about wasp sting effects with autoimmune disease symptoms

    guy_imperfect Report

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    #49

    User asking about suing someone for reposting a meme on Reddit

    abolish-names Report

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    #50

    Funny Reddit thread about getting $10,000 for a girl rejecting a date quickly

    pizzaintensifies Report

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    #51

    Funny Reddit post about realizing to let shower warm up before stepping in

    marcopolo2345 Report

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    #52

    Funny Reddit post about a dog licking a bald baby's head with a shower thoughts tag

    meowflex Report

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    #53

    Funny online comment about VeggieTales song revealing subtle Christian brainwashing undertones

    ToeSniffer245 Report

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    #54

    Plate piled with eight plain hotdog buns and hotdogs on kitchen counter

    PeeMonger Report

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    Otorgar
    Otorgar
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    31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nom nom whatever floats your boat

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    #55

    Funny argument about hippos swimming between student and teacher

    On an AskReddit post asking what stupid thing the smartest person someone knew did.

    XxLihzahrdxX Report

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    #56

    User shares failed attempts to get specific number from Google generator

    Lucy-MJ Report

    6points
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    #57

    Reddit thread about biggest misconception about men with repetitive answers

    AdinaEspada Report

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    #58

    Image of a fiery truck explosion described as first trucking career mistake

    xX_iamacow_Xx Report

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    #59

    Reddit post asking why men don't comment on posts with a casual reply

    Rabitttt Report

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    #60

    Reddit post questioning if babies need thumbs

    ConsultantRin Report

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    #61

    Funny Reddit debate about flat earth theory and conspiracies

    Clipyy-Duck Report

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