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Most people know Tide Pods are not food and hair dryers should not be used while sleeping. At least, we really hope so. But judging by the disclaimers companies put on products, somebody out there definitely needed the reminder. So maybe it’s good they exist after all.
One Redditor asked users to share the dumbest warning labels they’ve ever seen, and the responses did not disappoint. We gathered some of the funniest and most ridiculous ones below. Scroll down to check them out.
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#1
There is a story behind every warning.
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#4
Warning: contains peanuts
On a bag of peanuts.
Roxy222uk 1 hour ago
Sometimes I find the energy to repeat myself. I don’t know about the US but in the UK and the EU there are 14 common allergens that HAVE to be labelled in bold on ingredients lists. I find it remarkable that people find that completely acceptable but think the law has gone made when it still holds true if someone is buying ‘just’ a container of that allergen.
#6
Bottom of a skateboard:
"Warning: This product moves when used.".
#7
Warning: Do not hold wrong end of a chainsaw.
Silly safety warning people. Everyone knows the only way to use a chainsaw is attached to your stump of a right hand as a weapon.
Kristiina Männiste 47 minutes ago
I actually managed to destroy my favorite gardening gloves that way. I was sawing some bird cherry branches and the saw slipped (bird cherry is one nasty, twisty, slippery tree). Luckily it was a small electric chainsaw and I only got some scratches. But the glove looked like I had fought with a bear.
#8
On a book: Once opened keep refrigerated.
Lost Panda 2 hours ago (edited)
Was it a book of the comedic genre? Because I feel like I saw that on a Futurama title card before too
#9
On Ellio's pizza: "CAUTION: Product becomes hot when cooked."
Beak Hookage 25 minutes ago
There's a brand of noodles I came across with the warning label CONTENTS WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. Gee, thanks for letting me know.
#11
"Caution: Do not iron clothes while wearing them".
David Paterson 1 hour ago (edited)
I like to wear clothes when I'm ironing. Otherwise, who knows where I might get burnt.
#12
I saw a diagram on a riding lawnmower showing you how to **not drive over children**.
#13
The Nissian commercial comes to mind.
**Fantasy. Do not attempt. Cars can't jump on trains.**
#14
On the tsa's website it explicitly says not to put a child in a car seat through the x ray machine.
#15
On the manual for a portable projector: 'do not put in bath tub' with a drawing of a huge bathtub filled with water and huge X over it.
#16
That truck commercial from a year back or so that showed the truck "skiing" down a mountain doing jumps and stuff. They had to put a warning at the bottom saying "Trucks cannot ski. Do not try this.".
#17
The bucket of pickles at Chick-Fil-A warns against letting toddlers drown in the pickle juice. There's a diagram showing a kid with his head stuck in the bucket and arms flailing.
#20
I saw a knife set a while back that had a great typo warning: "Keep out of children."
At least I think it's a typo. I guess it's a pretty good warning too.
#24
I worked in the kitchen of a jail once and some of the boxes of food said "not meant for human consumption".
#25
More of a sign I guess.
Beak Hookage 24 minutes ago
I've seen another version of this which also has some really small text saying ALSO, THE BRIDGE IS OUT.
#26
I once read a warning on a can of electrical contact cleaner to the effect of *"If you are blind or cannot read English do not use this product until the warnings have been explained to you!"* If I'm blind or can't read English, how the hell am I reading that? And how many blind people are using aerosol contact cleaner?
#27
My parents had this automatic shower cleaner thing in their shower. You hang it up, and press a button to make it spray out shower cleaner. It had a label that said "not to be used as body wash."
I was disappointed, since I was really looking forward to using shower cleaner with bleach as a nice, scrubbing body wash.
#30
Warning: poison do not eat.
David Paterson 2 hours ago
More information needed. Many (not all) poisons can be eaten in small quantities.
#32
This one is pretty dumb.
Kristiina Männiste 41 minutes ago
I had never wanted to insert the finger into the bottle opening before. But now that I have seen this...
#33
Disclaimer: I did not see this, but a friend of mine told me the following warning he saw.
**Tl;Dr:** Warning of "Do Not Eat" on a brick of C4.
His unit was deployed in Afghanistan and a Navy EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal) team was going to dispose of captured weapons and ordinance. He had asked earlier if he could tag along the next time they were going to get rid of explosives.
As they piled the ordinance out, he and the EOD team start laying out C4 bricks. He opens the crate of C4, on the box there is a date of 1969 and the warning: Do Not Eat. Every brick contains the same warning "Do Not Eat". I guess someone found grey play-doh appetizing at some point during Vietnam?
#34
Not sure if this counts but on the back of the cards in electronic monopoly it specifies that they aren't real mastercards and you can use them at real stores.....seriously?
#35
My parents test-drove a car that had a little hutch in the center console with the label: "Do not put your hamburger in here." Gotta love America!
#37
Road is slippery when wet.
Kristiina Männiste 35 minutes ago
We have an electronic sign on the road near our house. Its literally in the middle of nowhere. And sometimes some genius uploads warnings like "Warning wind is strong" Like the 40 km I have driven to get to this sign have given me no clue?? I would think the trees swaying and the dust flying would have clued me in.
#39
On a box of eggs: Warning! Contains egg.
#41
Once in college i saw a box of split firewood at walmart, the box had a warning label that said something along the lines of ""this product contains carbon, a substance known to the state of California to cause cancer"
WTH? techincally we are all carbon based...
Toujin C'Thlu 2 hours ago
Unfortunately, that's one of the labeling laws in California. Everything that can potentially cause cancer must be pointed out on warning labels
#42
Not so much a warning, but the instructions on a pain relief gel I once bought read "after applying to the affected area, wash your hands. Unless the affected area is your hands."
David Paterson 1 hour ago
That's because it's more effective if you don't wash your hands. They want it to run out faster.
#44
Chemist here.
Do not pipette by mouth.
Stephanie L Thesing 1 hour ago
For reference, back in the long-ago time of the 80’s in a laboratory setting, with the little glass pipettes that we’d collect blood in, we had a long thin rubber tube with little plastic attachments at either end. Put the pipette in one end, the other end you’d blow in to express the blood into a different container to analyze. It was always said not to inhale rather than blow, but to be honest, you’d need a helluva lotta suction to get the blood all the way back up the rubber tube and into your mouth. The practice of mouth-pipetting was eventually done away with for safety purposes, but I still remember having the long tube curled up in my lab coat pocket with my pens and measuring tape. :)
#45
On plastic wrapped firewood - "remove plastic before burning".
#47
My new modem warned me that just having it wasn't enough to give you internet, you had to have a provider...
David Paterson 1 hour ago
I know some older people who would need this warning. You actually need four things: modem, provider, and the other two.
#48
I used to play Airsoft and some of the guns had a poorly translated warning label that stated "Don't point at the creature".
#52
On an infant onesie: keep away from fire.
How else do you dry a baby?
David Paterson 2 hours ago
This is a type of clothing classified as "styled to reduce risk". This means "doesn't catch fire easily but extremely dangerous if it does catch fire".
#55
Working in a lab and seeing on every acid (hydrochloric, acidic, sulfuric, etc.): Warning, may contain acid.
#56
Warning: barbed wire may cause serious injury.
The sign was less visible than the barbed wire was...
#57
Seen a 'do not turn over' warning on the bottom of a pizza box.
ETA: Don't worry, I'd already eaten the pizza so it was okay :).
#59
Warning label on my hairdryer: Do not use in bear feet.
Yes, that is how it was spelled.
#60
I wouldnt call it a warning "label" but the road sign in front of my house says "do not pass when incoming traffic is present". I see it everyday and lose just a little more of my faith in humanity...
#62
On a faux leather belt, "Not for consumption".
#64
On a packet of over-the-counter sleeping pills:
"Warning- may cause drowsiness".
David Paterson 1 hour ago
This makes sense. "Sleep" and "drowsiness" are not closely related. "Drowsiness" is a euphemism for "zonked". Benzodiazepines are sleeping tablets that do not cause drowsiness. Antihistamines (eg. In Demazin) do cause drowsiness.
#66
Warning: Cruise control does not mean the RV will drive itself.
David Paterson 1 hour ago
There's a story behind this warning that I've heard. Perhaps apocryphal. Adaptive cruise control could just about be designed these days to allow a vehicle to drive itself, but car manufacturers don't want that.
#68
Litrerally ten seconds ago I saw a package of pre cooked chicken marked with "Don't feed it to the fox". This whole fox nonsense has gone way too far.
Kristiina Männiste 26 minutes ago
I feed the foxes. With chicken nuggets laced with dewormer. I am super paranoid about tapeworm eggs on wild strawberries. I want every creature 2 km around my home to be tapeworm free.
#69
Do it yourself breathalyser that says "Do not use breathalyser results to assist in your decision whether to drive or not".
It was printed on the back of a breathalyser from a company called "backtrack". I decided not to purchase the device because of the stupidity of the warning.
Tim Fawcett 1 hour ago
Legal a**e-covering so they don't get dragged into court when you get pulled over and over the limit.
#70
On window air conditioner:
**WARNING: BE SURE AIR CONDITIONER DOES NOT FALL OUT OF WINDOW. MAINTAIN A FIRM GRIP WHEN INSTALLING AND REMOVING AIR CONDITIONER.**.
#71
Dr.pepper cans used to say "warning: contents under pressure" its pop... that's kind of a no brainer...
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Beak Hookage 9 minutes ago
This was a typo rather than inherently stupid, but it was still funny. Hotel room door had your standard evacuation route map, and also a list of instructions including "IN CASE OF FIRE, WARM THE RECEPTION DESK". 30 years later and I still chuckle at the memory.
nut nibbler 1 hour ago
And which country do we think has caused the introduction of these nuggets of extra information needed?
Beak Hookage 9 minutes ago
This was a typo rather than inherently stupid, but it was still funny. Hotel room door had your standard evacuation route map, and also a list of instructions including "IN CASE OF FIRE, WARM THE RECEPTION DESK". 30 years later and I still chuckle at the memory.
nut nibbler 1 hour ago
And which country do we think has caused the introduction of these nuggets of extra information needed?
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