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Get ready for a different type of vampire humor that we assure will be new to you.

Artist Jason Poland asked the question: What would happen if Dracula were a dad and, let's say, a computer virus? Well, the answer turned into hilarious short comics that mix dad jokes with the supernatural. Each comic starts with a "Hi son" phrase followed by a bizarre scenario where the dad, who is Dracula shapeshifted into a unique character, opens never-ending possibilities for humor.

Jason's comics delve into both heartwarming and bitter themes, exploring the complicated dynamics of father-son relationships with a touch of the supernatural.

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    Exactly what every boy ever wanted to hear from his dad.

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    The trouble with so many crazes is, that as soon as you're reasonable proficient at them, you get told that you're too old for them.

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    I'm not tired, I'm just a low energy rate

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    "But Dad, I only stopped vacuuming to make sure you stayed safe.."

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    Love the 'hang in there' poster

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    Mr Pedant says the light is bending the wrong way on the record sleeve

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    On 1d12 the first 6 are milk...

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    "And then your blood oranges ..."

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    Wait and see, but most of us don't get renewed, we just get older

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    Don't ask who his worst customer is

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    Sssssssssssstrange.

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    "Now what? If I switch the computer off, I'd kill Dad ..."

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    All dog lovers and walkers suffer from this sad lack of hands.

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    I love how they all start with 'hi son'

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    Funny that, the most popular one on *my* page is you falling asleep at my birthday party and face-planting in the cake...

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    Son never got an allowance, just hush money

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    Drax Rockatansky aka Mad Drax XP XD

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    "Good dog" is so true, it's almost a palindrome

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    Thanks alotl for that.

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    I'll pay it back tomorrow! I swear!

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    In a hall of mirrors, Dracula should appear to be alone. Ignore the classics at your own peril.

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    Liar!!! John Wick's house looks absolutely nothing like that.

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    Spider son, spider son, does whatever a son can, can he swing from a web to web, no. Because he is a son

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    That is one of the wonderful sides of walking or biking

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    Reminds me of some bosses I have heard about.

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    YOU BETTER GET READY TO DIE! AGAIN!

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