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We’ve all been in plenty of awkward situations where we have nothing to say. Or, even worse, you end up talking a little too much, sharing a little too much information about things that really don’t matter to anyone but yourself, and probably your mom. And let’s be absolutely honest: whatever it is, it’s probably not even that funny.

Amid all these assumptions, there is actually one fact at hand: a joke ready to be launched into the stratosphere will surely lighten the mood and improve the atmosphere at any party (or… a smaller social circle—we’re not about to judge you for that). And so, Bored Panda has gathered quite a selection of funny go-to jokes that people use, all of which are bound to make everyone giggle.

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Sandwich Saturdays
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8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine capitalist jokes are only funny if you can dish out enough to hear them 😂

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    That’s all I yam
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response would have been, "I'm sorry, what did you say?"

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    That’s all I yam
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    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a story, where a father and 4-year-old daughter were returning from a pet rescue center with a cat. A neighbor mentioned that he thought they already had a cat. The father informed the neighbor that the local foxes kept ki lling their cats. The neighbor responded ‘So you’re feeding the foxes?’ The daughter started bawling.

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    There are several studies by different psychologists that examine the use of comedy as a social mechanism. Robin Dunbar, a well-known anthropologist, even brought up the concept of "laughter as a social lubricant." While the idea may seem funny, it actually goes beyond the belief that laughter brings people together.

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    This means his study shows that, in social groups, humans release endorphins through laughter and lower the group's collective heart rate. This physical reaction can foster a bond among that group of people without the need for direct physical contact.

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    joann fielding
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 cannibals were eating a clown, and one said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    And yes, there are studies for quite literally everything, so you can bet that safe jokes that bring a safety blanket for people have also long been studied—namely, by the University of Colorado Boulder, which pioneered the concept of "benign violation." It essentially means something is slightly wrong or threatening, yet safe.

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    So, in what ways does this fit the go-to joke narrative? Well, this research suggests that go-to jokes are so popular not only because they're safe, but also because they walk the line between clever and witty without being borderline offensive. It makes them a riot, because people tend to like these types of jokes.

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    A lot of the jokes being told here are what we would also consider “dad jokes.” And honestly, if it hasn’t already been confirmed that dad jokes are a timeless gimmick, it should be—because I’ve never met a dad who hasn’t made at least one of these groan-inducing jokes.

    But did you know that this “groaning” is actually a sign of success? That’s right; researchers have studied brain activity related to dad jokes, and apparently, these puns engage both the left and right hemispheres of the brain to process their double meanings. So if you get a groan in response, that’s actually a good thing.

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    If you bring physiological reactions into the equation, there’s even a biological reason why these types of jokes work so well as a go-to way to keep the atmosphere from becoming too dull or tense. And it all comes down to cortisol versus dopamine.

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    While these are probably two concepts you’re already familiar with, scientists have linked cortisol, or the “stress hormone," to moments when conversations stall or become awkward. On the other hand, when a joke is told and successfully lightens the mood, dopamine, the “feel-good” hormone, is released, making people feel more relaxed and joyful almost instantly.

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    Khavrinen
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why did you pull *ME* over, Officer? It was everybody ELSE who was driving the wrong way!"

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    joann fielding
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of movie does a pirate watch? One that's rated RRRRRRRR.

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    WindySwede
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You ate that? That was not for human consumption! "

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    unknown Report

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    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually haven't read the original Frankenstein 😅

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    Auntriarch
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life gave me melons. Costs me a fortune in underwiring

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    Sometimes, the perfect go-to joke is not about the joke itself, but actually about the delivery. You can tell a joke perfectly well, but if the timing and intonation aren't there, people might find the moment a little more off-putting than funny. It also won't work if you're saying the funniest thing in the world, but to the wrong audience.

    So, if you're hoping to actually employ any of these foolproof jokes, keep in mind that you'll want to pause before a punchline, remember the context of your conversation, and those around you. And if it is a successful time, you can even mention it again as a callback later on, to double the feeling.

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    These types of jokes have always existed, so they’re far from a modern phenomenon. In fact, puns, dad jokes, and one-liners often differ from culture to culture depending on the context, which is something Americans, in particular, sometimes forget, because not everyone is going to understand your national references.

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    What everyone does seem to understand, however, is fart jokes. Unfortunately, it’s true: they’re universally considered funny. In fact, what’s believed to be the oldest recorded joke in the world dates back to Sumeria in 1900 BC, and yes, it’s a fart joke. But fair warning before you look it up: it actually isn’t that funny.

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    That’s all I yam
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't watching you!

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    The concept of humor is also generational. We’ve all experienced those moments when we try to tell our parents something funny, only for them to have absolutely no idea what we’re talking about. And honestly, it works the other way around, too. They’ll tell a joke or pun they find hilarious, and it completely goes over your head because it sounds painfully lame.

    But the truth is, humans have always used jokes to deflect uncomfortable situations, test the waters socially, and simply make others happy. Considering that the oldest recorded joke dates back around 4,000 years, it’s safe to assume that humans have always been awkward and have always tried to ease that awkwardness with humor. Oh well.

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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope OP excels at this and really drives the point home with power. But we'll C.

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    Frankly, the hardest part about making a go-to joke is actually remembering it well enough to make the delivery perfectly timed and beautifully delivered. I've never been one to remember jokes or puns, and sometimes they just happen organically, and that's also okay.

    Do you happen to have any specific jokes you use in social settings? Or have you heard any fun ones lately aside from the entries on this list? We’d love to hear them, so remember to let us know your best dad jokes in the comments!

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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of a story I heard about a celebrity (forgot the name, perhaps another panda could figure it out) who died playing Russian roulette. His last words were "don't worry, it's not loaded" something or other 😅 quite ironic

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    nottheactualphoto
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As lighters go, Zippos are... y'know... kinda beg.

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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on the positive side, 6 out of 7 aren't Grumpy.

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    NJ P
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're an engineer, how hard could it be?

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    Science Nerd
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you every found a elephant hiding in a cherry tree?

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    Apatheist
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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    WindySwede
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause ant could keep it in his pants?

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    Lotekguy
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else just visualize Elmer Fudd as one of the robbers?

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    Khavrinen
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My worst character fault is either indecisiveness, or procrastination. I'm not sure, I'll decide later.

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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of someone who's orange and sounds like a parrot because he keeps on repeating the same old talking points he made up for himself.

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    UKGrandad
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two monkeys in a bath. One says "Ooo, ah ah ah." The other one says "Well put some cold in, then."

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    joann fielding
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank coffee before it was cool.

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    joann fielding
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself.

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    WindySwede
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    11 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Vulcan walks into a bar... 🖖

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    Michael Largey
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crows stayed home because whenever a group gathered there was always a m****r.

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    Lotekguy
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was because no one wants a whole life of being told honeydew this, honeydew that.

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    nottheactualphoto
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day, I ran into my ex-wife. Then I put it in reverse and ran into her again.

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    Robert T
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reads better if you say tortoise, as in a land turtle, because a sea turtle would go wherever the wind and tides took him.

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    joann fielding
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 termites walk into a bar and one asks, "Is the bartender here?"

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    joann fielding
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What have you got when you have 2 small blue b a l l s in your hand? Papa Smurf's full attention!

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    Lotekguy
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hot dog cost $2. Buddha gave the vendor a five and asked for his change. The vendor kept the money and told him "change comes from within".

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    Robert T
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deceased deer with no eyes? Still no idea.

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