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Learning a new language is hard, and trying to communicate in it means you’re bound to make a mistake sooner or later. There’s nothing wrong with that. Making the effort to speak or write in a different tongue is always commendable.

At the same time, some mistakes can be pretty funny. We gathered a collection of hilarious translation fails from the Engrish subreddit, where people share signs, labels, and messages that did not quite come out as intended. Check them out below.

#1

No Wife!!

A sign offering a 'free 1 month WIFE to try' with laughable Engrish, showcasing translation mishaps.

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Upstaged75
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this like a mail-order bride type of thing? 😁

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    #3

    I Hope They're Not E. Coli And Salmonella

    A restaurant menu with a Google Translate Engrish mishap for Braised duck with two kinds of bacteria.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope the bacteria portions were a lot bigger for the bottom one. Otherwise, you're really being ripped off.

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    The word Engrish is a slang term used to describe inaccurate, awkward, or nonsensical English produced by native speakers of other languages. 

    It originally referred to the way some Japanese speakers pronounce certain English sounds. Since Japanese does not distinguish between the English L and R in the same way, words like English may sound closer to Engrish, while London can sound more like Rondon

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    The term itself dates back to the 1940s, although it became much more widely used in the 1980s.

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    #6

    They Tried To Warn Us

    A sign in nature with the Engrish warning 'The future is dangerous Don't go any further Please.'

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    Many people have also come across the famous scene in Lost in Translation where a Japanese hostess tells Bill Murray’s character to “lip my stockings” instead of “rip my stockings.”

    While the misunderstanding became memorable, some viewers have criticized the scene as offensive because it relies on stereotypes about Japanese speakers. That is why it is worth approaching these kinds of language mistakes with a sense of humor rather than making fun of the people behind them.

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    #7

    Should I Report Them For Selling Drug Pizza

    A storefront sign advertising pizza with an Engrish mishap, reading 'FRESH ALWAYS DELIRIOUS', showing Google Translate issues.

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    Janissary35680
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known many people just like that.

    #8

    I Am Not Hungry, I Will Just Have Some

    A restaurant menu showing a hilarious Google Translate blunder: Asphalt background noise instead of a food item, highlighting Engrish mishaps.

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    #9

    Please Wait Patiently For The Failure Of The System

    A sign with a Google Translate Engrish mishap: Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.

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    Roman Arendt
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No patience needed anymore. Just look around.

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    One place where these funny translations often appear is on clothing. In countries such as Japan, China, and South Korea, it is common to see shirts featuring English words or phrases. 

    Sometimes the text makes perfect sense. Other times it is made up of random words, unusual grammar, or sentences that leave native English speakers completely puzzled. 

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    On this blog, for example, you can find a deer illustration with the words “Blended Family” underneath and a fish skeleton labeled “Anniversary.”

    #10

    What Would You Like Sir?

    A menu with Engrish mishaps, featuring misspelled drinks like Wiskee, Vadka, Child Beer, and Rum-Old Munk.

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    Crazy catz
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the "drink safe before driving" that does it for me, sound advice lol

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    Why exactly does this happen? The reason is fairly simple. To people who do not speak it fluently, English can look stylish or fashionable, much like Chinese or Japanese characters often appeal to people in English-speaking countries.

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    Many people happily wear clothing or even get tattoos in languages they cannot read because they like how they look.

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    #15

    Bloodborne, The Dish

    A restaurant menu showing a spicy dish, with a hilarious Engrish Google Translate caption, Mountains and rivers are lush with hair and blood.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like battlefield-to-table cuisine.

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    Signs, menus, and advertisements are a little different because they are meant to communicate specific information. Translating between languages is much harder than replacing one word with another. 

    Although translation apps have improved a lot over the years, they can still struggle. That is why these everyday messages sometimes end up sounding confusing or unintentionally hilarious.

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    #16

    Tongues vs. Tongs

    A sign in a pastry display case with a Google Translate Engrish mishap: Please use tongues to pick pastries.

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely want to get my tongue on those pastries - they look delicious.* (*I would only do so in the course of eating one after purchasing it like a sane person).

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    #17

    I Don’t Want To

    A sign in a rabbit enclosure with a Google Translate Engrish mishap: Remember your parents when you are inside the rabbits.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad translation of "parents please watch your children"? I certainly hope so! 😁

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    #18

    At A Hotel In Shanghai

    Light switches labeled with English translations, including a bizarre 'Smallpox lamp,' an Engrish mishap.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I want to touch the smallpox lamp!

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    English belongs to the Germanic language family, along with languages such as German and Dutch. Because they share some vocabulary and grammatical features, translating between them can sometimes be more straightforward. 

    Languages such as Japanese and Mandarin Chinese, however, are structured very differently from English, which gives translation software more opportunities to get things wrong.

    #19

    I Rate 2 Star Restaraunt

    A sign in a restaurant displaying a humorous Engrish Google Translate mistake: Please eat only one person at a time.

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    astheshadowsfall
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dahmer did not adhere to this, which is why he got caught.

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    Japanese, for example, usually places the verb at the end of a sentence. English follows a subject, verb, object order, while Japanese commonly uses subject, object, verb

    So while an English speaker would say, “The cat ate the fish,” the same sentence in Japanese is ordered more like, “The cat the fish ate.”

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    #23

    Ah Yes My Bad, Thanks For The Correction

    A screenshot showing a Google Translate error, displaying Bewildering Engrish Mishaps in translation from English to English.

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    #24

    Super Prison

    A sign reading 'Prisons for heavily imprisoned prisoners,' an Engrish mishap from Google Translate.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, 'The Village' is franchising to the Orient now?

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    Mandarin Chinese presents a different challenge because verbs do not change form to show tense in the same way they do in English. 

    English speakers say “drink” in the present and “drank” in the past. In Mandarin, the verb can remain the same, while time words or grammatical particles show when the action happened. 

    As a result, a very literal translation of a sentence about the past might sound like, “Yesterday I drink coffee,” even though its meaning would be perfectly clear in Mandarin.

    #25

    Found On A Supermarket App

    A product listing with Engrish Google Translate error describing 'His Thigh is frozen And in a Hospital'.

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    #27

    Okay, Fine. I Will Lie Next Time, Especially To Someone Who Is Close To A Near-Death Situation

    A warning sign with a person under falling rocks, humorously translated by Google Translate as Be careful of the truth.

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    In the end, translation mistakes are simply part of communicating across different languages and cultures. With thousands of languages spoken around the world, misunderstandings are bound to happen from time to time. 

    They can give us a reason to laugh, but they can also remind us how much effort it takes to speak a language that is not your own. After all, anyone willing to communicate in another language deserves a little patience along with a smile.

    #28

    Please Do Not Enter The Women

    A sign on a wall with Engrish mishaps saying MEN'S FLOOR and Please do not enter the women, showcasing Google Translate blunders.

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    olivejuicedrinker (she/her)
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk what the middle 2 characters are, but im pretty sure this means "women are not allowed to enter" correct me if im wrong

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    #29

    What??

    A printed letter with multiple Google Translate Engrish mishaps in a conversation with HR.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last part sounds like one heck of a curse.

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    #30

    We Cant Not Sell Humbuger On This Moment

    A handwritten sign with confusing Engrish about a 'humbuger' and needing to 'fix the girl.'

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    ʁɨɂɥɒ
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the girl they have as - 'beautiful people' in menu

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    #32

    Found While Waiting In Line

    A yellow floor sign with Engrish Google Translate error 'Please wait outside a noodle'.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

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    #34

    The What Egg?!

    A product box with an Engrish mishap label: 'Roast Stupid Duck's Egg'.

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    #36

    Wanted Boy . .

    A store sign advertising WANTED BOY with details Female, illustrating a bewildering Engrish mishap from Google Translate.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like that sign has been around for 18-25 years...

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    #38

    Found That Sign In Thailand

    A blue sign with an Engrish mishap reading 'No Drones. Violators will be fine' instead of 'fined'.

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    #39

    Birth Certificates Can Only Be Obtained For First-Degree Relatives!

    A sign with an Engrish mishap saying 'Only a little bit of the acrobat can come to Belgium'.

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    #40

    Never Visiting This Place Now

    Business card for a saloon with a Google Translate Engrish mishap promising barbaric activities.

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    Toika Gao
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last! Great incentive to visit India!

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    #41

    Does This One Count?

    A sign in a store with a Google Translate Engrish mishap: All toys are located please remove if take. Thanks, Bob Todd Help that customer.

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    #42

    Actual Engrish

    A small sign on a Japanese menu stating, There is an Engrish menu. Please ask the staff, highlighting Google Translate errors.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Turkey the English menu was for tourists and it came with higher prices.

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    #43

    Blursed_menu Translation

    A menu item labeled 'Alexander Confused,' an Engrish mishap proving Google Translate errors.

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    #44

    "Females Of Reddit..." *has A Stroke*

    A Reddit post showing an Engrish Google Translate mishap in a question.

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home, Grand Nagus, you're drunk!

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    #45

    Products Have No Quality. We Have No Dignity

    An industrial setting with a wall sign displaying an Engrish mishap: 'Products have no quality'.

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    #46

    That's Why It Keeps Getting Vanished

    A sign displaying Engrish mishaps, with the phrase Knowledge is powder instead of power.

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    #47

    It’s That Time Of Year Again…

    Product packaging showcasing Engrish mishaps, labeling a portable fan as a Violent fan.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the heat we've had here I could use a violent fan.

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    #48

    Found This In A Chinese Electronics Store

    A tech.inc mouse box with Engrish translation for Bluetooth Four Point Zero Rodent, highlighting Google Translate mishaps.

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    #49

    Wanna Eat Some Beautiful People?

    A restaurant menu with an Engrish translation Beautiful people for a dish, revealing a Google Translate mishap.

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    highwaycrossingfrog
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google translate says it means "surf beans", which isn't much clearer

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    #50

    Bought A New Desktop Cooling Fan

    A fan safety label with humorous Engrish translation errors about preventing injury and device explosion.

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    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send it back. I have no use when I cannot place something in the fire after it explodes.

    #52

    Please “Translate”

    A warning sign with an Engrish translation mishap: Please translate Mind Your Hands.

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    #53

    Me Personally, I Would Drive A Seatbelt

    A billboard sign with an Engrish mishap about seatbelts and cycling, highlighting Google Translate errors.

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    meow point1
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have a cycle, then you need to buy a cycle...

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    #54

    No Embarrassment At All

    A sign with a bewildering Engrish mishap: Please, no embarrassment, religion is forbidden.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From original post: "It's meant to imply "Please do not embarrass [us], but debt is forbidden." It's basically saying "Don't put us in an awkward position by asking to run a tab" because culturally they shouldn't refuse that lol." AND "Ah, a mistranslation, I think this one here actually references debts or loans. The Arabic word for debt or loan is alphabetically the same but phonetically different to the word for religion. Proper Arabic Grammar (dashes and small consonants put above or under letters, which are used to make phonetic distinctions weren't added, I don't know what you'd call them in English) is usually used to clear up misunderstandings such as this."

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    #55

    Train Station In Taiwan

    An elevator panel with floor buttons labeled 1th, B1th, B2th, and B3th FLOOR, an Engrish mishap showing Google Translate cannot be trusted.

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    #56

    My Favourite Cities

    A person wearing a t-shirt with several Engrish mishaps for city names like 'Broomkyn' and 'Manhatfone'.

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    Doug Moyer
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to all of those lochathins.

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    #57

    Hot Bread Not Good No Money

    Menu board with the title HOT BREAD and multiple Google Translate Engrish mishaps like NOT GOOD, NO MONEY.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too hard to work out. Good or your money back.

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    #58

    Fire In The Hole

    A fire extinguisher with a red sign above it that reads 'HAND G*****E', an Engrish mishap.

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    Bill Swallow
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly understandable and more or less accurate.

    #59

    Brave Boys Don't Like Boys

    A white t-shirt with black text that reads 'BRAVE BOYS A BOY WHO DOESN' LIKE BOYS' above a black cat's head, an Engrish mishap.

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    #60

    Open Tomorry

    An Engrish mishap on a whiteboard, a handwritten note saying Sorry we are colse today. See you tomorry.

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    #63

    Had This Sweater For Years, Can’t Believe It Took Me This Long To Notice The Tag

    A clothing label with funny Engrish mishaps, describing design with misspelled words like perfnce and bichanics.

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    #65

    I Will Ok

    A sign with a Google Translate Engrish mishap: Fresh fried, please OK., demonstrating translation errors.

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    setsuriseikou
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will well done and maybe even congratulations

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    #66

    Came Across This Beauty On Ig

    A necklace in a box with a perplexing Engrish translation of Chinese philosophy, showcasing a Google Translate mishap.

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    #67

    Yes I’m Lesbian

    A black t-shirt with a red heart and text showcasing an Engrish mishap, proving Google Translate cannot be trusted.

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    #68

    Spaider Man

    A screen showing Spider-Man and Iron Man, with Google Translate Engrish, Spaider Man Lost Her Uncle Stark, highlighting translation errors.

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spaider Man.... first name James?

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    #69

    She's Waiting... (As Seen In China)

    A storefront with MISS CANCER in large letters and I'm waiting for you below, a bewildering Google Translate mishap.

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    J M
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like "ugh, cancer, miss me with that ish 😒"?

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    #70

    Bulgarian Sign

    A sign warning of 'Prohibited wash, passing and suspension from the most,' an Engrish mishap by Google Translate.

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    Serigala
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The German is equally idiotic with no effort to even translate the English words

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    #72

    Mental Bed Frame

    User manual for a bed frame titled MENTAL BED FRAME, a humorous Google Translate Engrish mistake.

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    #75

    Hair Salon I Drive By Every Day

    A sign on a hair salon reads New Hair Computer Hairstyle, an example of Engrish translation mishap.

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    NightOwlPanda
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be styled according to the latest algorithms.

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    #76

    How We Got Here: A Very Hilarious Parsing Error!

    An example of Engrish mishap: a package of foot patches mistranslated as foot-removing smelly patch.

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    #77

    Care For Life Do Not Fun. What Is Don't Fun?

    A green sign with Engrish text saying Care for life Do not fun, demonstrating Google Translate failures.

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    #78

    Feeling Blessed In This Thai Bar

    A handwritten sign with the Engrish phrase WE are welcome for alcoholic when GOD bless you !, a Google Translate mistake.

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    #79

    My Country Doesn't Even Have A Ligal Age For Knif Purchaches

    A printed sign with a Google Translate Engrish error: ID REQ. MUST BE LIGAL AGE FOR PURCHASING KNIF.

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    #80

    Mmmm Tasty

    A label for soup with an Engrish mishap, reading BROCCULI prokly soup.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly it's a tough word in English as well.

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    #81

    Wall Decor At A Chinese Restaurant

    A sign with the Engrish translation Happiness is to accompany you to eat a lot of many meals, and you are also your precious seafood.

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    #82

    Mholesowe

    A neon yellow purse with the misspelled word MHolesowe, an Engrish mishap showing Google Translate cannot be trusted.

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    #83

    No Bb For You

    A sign with the Engrish text 'YOU CAN YOU UP NO CAN NO BB' highlighting a Google Translate mistake.

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    #85

    Found This Beauty Traveling Japan

    A bar exterior with an Engrish mishap sign saying Pubric Bar, an amusing Google Translate error.

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    Bill Swallow
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    7 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famed underground movie director, Stanley Pubrick. He did 'A C*ckwork Orange'.

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