Reports of dolphin warfare, marine mammal combat and sea assassins of the Kremlin this week have not been exaggerated. You may have even heard murmurs of the US' secret sea lion program in San Diego. Maybe you're wondering: Do they have lasers? (I was.) But who enlists such intelligent animals into warfare?
Don't worry. Even if all this sounds like fully unhinged geopolitical gibberish, it's assuredly real: Recent reports from British intelligence have alerted the world to Russia's latest military maneuver in its war against Ukraine: the recruitment and training of weaponized attack dolphins.
