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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

BIZARRE: An outbreak of electile dysfunction puts westminster in performance mode | Mind Blowing Facts

Rishi Sunak standing and speaking in parliament
‘Sunak’s real problem is that he just hasn’t got a decent tale to tell about anything.’ Photograph: UK Parliament/AFP/Getty

There’s something about the proximity of an election that sends MPs into a tailspin. Especially if they know their party will be taking a hammering. Otherwise moderately intelligent men and women – people who, on a good day, can be relied upon to dress themselves – stand up to make fools of themselves by professing undying loyalty to a lost cause. Generally, by inventing facts to suit themselves. The political wing of the Flat Earth Society. Call it election derangement syndrome. Electile dysfunction.

Even Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak seemed to be affected. Neither were on top of their game for the last prime minister’s questions before Thursday’s local elections. They even forgot to personally abuse each other. That bad. Though some may think that’s no bad thing. Rather, they were merely focused on getting out their election messages in the mistaken belief that someone might be listening.

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