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Bike Perfect
Bike Perfect
Lifestyle
Guy Kesteven

SHOCKING: Bespoken word is mtb adult entertainment | Mind Blowing Facts

GT Sensor on steep rock roll

First, I need to co-credit Pat Campbell Jenner (Product and Burpee Specialist at Forbidden bikes), who I was riding with last week for the inspiration for this slide into the truth about what mountain biking is. Sat on top of the hill, getting ready for another flat-out fun ride on a bike I can’t tell you about yet, we both just started laughing. Laughing about the fact that however seriously we take the tiniest details and how many graphs, stats, tech innovations and evolutions we’d been talking about all morning, we were still basically talking about toys for having a good time with. And seeing as the best mountain bikes only come in sizes for teenagers and above, that means we're actually in the adult entertainment industry.

Getting messy on your back with your legs in the air is all part of the adult entertainment fun of MTB (Image credit: GuyKesTV)
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