I don’t know what possessed me to do I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! I was glued to the recent South African series, but I kept thinking to myself: bloody hell, it’s a show you watch from the comfort of your own home, not one you actually sign up for. I was rumoured to have been the highest-paid contestant ever, but if I’d known what I’d go through I’d have charged double.
Cooking should be a pleasure, not a stress. I’ve turned down appearing on The Great British Bake Off a few times in the past, because I’d go mad. You’ll never see me on a cooking show or Strictly Come Dancing. I don’t look good in Lycra and my body has its own rhythm – the idea of being told how to move or learn choreographies isn’t interesting to me.