Dear Videshi (exotic) Cheetah Bhaiyon aur Behnon (brothers and sisters),
Of all the cheetahs in the world, you, the blessed eight, have been chosen to have this unique privilege. Believe me, this isn’t random. If your horoscopes are checked by a certified astrologer, you will see your move to the greatestest country in the world was preordained.
Anyway, now that you’ve been here for a fortnight, a few suggestions for you to transition smoothly into our ancient, if exacting, culture, and win the approval of our ever-vigilant citizenry.
