A new nightclub has opened up in Appalachia – quite a concept in the early 22nd century. In Fallout 76, most don't go out at night for fear of tripping into a radioactive fissure or inviting the attention of feral ghouls. Yet the dilapidated old Ingram Mansion is now The Rose Room, its drafty windows lit up like Christmas and lined with crimson curtains. Tired of blasting raiders for critical limb damage in VATS? Try your luck with the club's one-armed bandits instead. Leisure time has finally reached the wasteland.
Mind you, we're still a long way from an Adele residency. In the basement bar, a sole musician lays down a bluesy bassline on the tuba – only to be shot dead by a particularly unsatisfied patron. This blunt review prompts a firefight, and an exasperated exchange between The Rose Room's owners. "Vincenzo," demands matriarch Evelyn Russo, with the energy of Tilda Swinton at her most unhinged. "Why is my audience dead?"
