Presuming we can stop slaughtering each other with our assault rifles long enough to string together a few news cycles more emblematic of a typical summer groove, here’s your intermittent update on looming weather-related catastrophes.
See, that’s better, right?
As firefighters in California fight valiantly to save some of Yosemite’s grandest sequoias — one in particular is some 3,000 years old — temperatures in Phoenix are such that Arizona’s capital now averages more than 110 days a year in the triple digits, and nighttime lows are rising even faster. Add those issues to the forecasts for tornadoes and hurricanes across America and you’re looking at some ominous FIRST ALERT weather that can stretch across the next few months.
