There are some things you'll only ever hear from the mouth of a nan from Liverpool.
Quite a lot of them will probably leave you needing clarification, or scratching your head at their true meaning no matter how long you've known the speaker in question.
Maybe, as a kid, your nan said "couldn't take you to the Adelphi" when you spilled something off your plate, or maybe she asked if your place of birth was really a barn, not a hospital, when you left the door ajar.