Before the days of TikTok, the children of this country used to engage in a far more noble hobby: sitting in front of the TV, glued to the screen, watching music video channels for multiple hours at a time.
You’d get home from school, ditch your backpack and dig your hand into a packet of crisps with your eyes affixed to whichever pop princess was writhing around on screen, always barely clothed and often spouting lyrics as suggestive as her dance moves.
