Hey, it turns out the Trump administration can hit the mark sometimes! Yesterday their brave soldiers over in the Department of Defense spotted a suspicious object hovering over the US border to the southeast of El Paso.
They leapt into action, manning their laser cannons for a bit of the old *pew pew pew*. All too soon, the target was obliterated, hopefully followed by a smug laser gun operator quipping, “I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home!”
