Let's be clear that we really don't want to revel in this at all. We've all had those nightmare moments at work and first impressions that have gone awry.
But still... the trifecta of getting a red card, scoring an own goal and giving away a penalty is rare enough for a team, let alone a single player. That's has only happened once before in Premier League history, to Southampton's Jan Bednarek in the 9-0 loss to Manchester United in February 2021 - and so never before to a debutant in the competition before Saturday.
