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Evening Standard
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Hamish Macbain

REVEALED: My london count dracula - The Real Truth

Home is… AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAH-HA! AH-HA-HAAAAH-HA…

Sorry, bad line… is that Count Dracula? AHHH-HA-HA… hello? Yes, sorry, we get loads of callers around this time of year here, so I normally just cut to the chase and give them what they want.

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