The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) gets about $40 million a year in federal funding. It spends at least a few of those bucks crafting unnecessary emails like the one I got last week with the subject line: "Are your kids safely back-to-schooling?"
Not only is "back-to-schooling" not a verb, but also the question seems geared less toward making kids safe and more toward making parents terrified to ever let their kids leave the house.
