Horror fans often act like every slasher film takes place within the same universe. That when Michael Myers is busy stalking babysitters, there are teenagers only a few states away guzzling coffee to avoid Freddy Krueger’s nightmare world. Unfortunately, it’s only a fantasy — no canonical through-line exits since most of these characters have different license holders. No, we won’t be mentioning Freddy vs Jason. Either way, a massive Avengers Endgame-like event movie can’t happen because suits in Hollywood hate fun.
