Alright, let's get this out of the way: No, Snickers did not remove a "dick vein" from its candy bars. I'm sorry that I have to write that sentence, but let me explain why I do.
Earlier this month, an image of an eerily smooth Snickers bar began to make the rounds on social media alongside a screenshot of a news article claiming that Snickers' parent company, Mars Inc., had removed the (sorry again) "world renowned dick vein from the candy bar."
