
Classics and ancient history nerds (like me — I have a degree in both) jokingly use a unit of measurement called the ‘helen’. Named after Helen of Troy, whose face famously launched one thousand ships, helens are a measurement of beauty: one millihelen is the threshold of beauty required to launch one ship.
If you’re also a custom keyboard nerd (again, like me), I’m sure you’d find it hard to disagree when I say that this keyboard right here ranks pretty high on the helen scale. I’d launch my ship for it, at any rate.